Circumstances have made it I will be stuck for much of summer with my worst enemy. I was suppossed to spend the year thus far plotting my revenge, but I've procrastinated to say the least. So I reach out to you fellow NG users: Give me a plan and now!
Monster Count: 2999 - Countdown to 3000
DO ANY OF YOU BOYS LIVE IN VIRGINIA?!
Be the bigger man, swallow your pride and be civil to him. Regardless of how immature, hateful or irritating he/she is, you should be bigger than insults and the like.
At 6/26/05 10:42 PM, Minion777 wrote: we need background info....STAT
Average physical prowess, obsessive over anime and animals
Unscrew his shower head and crap in it.
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
At 6/26/05 10:48 PM, Hyperdragoon wrote:At 6/26/05 10:42 PM, Minion777 wrote: we need background info....STATAverage physical prowess, obsessive over anime and animals
get him addicted to crack...like on Family Guy (use trick gum)
Hmmm....now do you want to cause this person physical harm, or just psychological? Because either way you can fuck him up.
boil piss in a frying pan and waft it all around the house.
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At 6/26/05 10:48 PM, Hyperdragoon wrote:At 6/26/05 10:42 PM, Minion777 wrote: we need background info....STATAverage physical prowess, obsessive over anime and animals
Yes, yes, and how old is this "worst enemy"
Rub your ass on the collars of all his shirts
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
Kill his parents and then make chili out of them then serve the chili at the towns chili festival.
Crack rock steady, are you ready to rock?
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I've been in one of these situations before...but the best way to get around this problem is to play a portable gaming device and tune out everything he/she/it says
Skin him alive with a broken beer bottle, and use his flesh to make condoms. Then, use the condoms to rape his entire extended family while he watches from a boiling cauldron of acid, lemon juice, jalapeño sauce, mercury, and salt.
Then break his stuff.
At 6/26/05 10:49 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Unscrew his shower head and crap in it.
No man... you don't crap in it. You feel it with soup bouillon cubes. That way when he showers, it mixes with the hott water and makes him soup! Use beef... it smells the worst.
Or while he is sleeping you could shave his head...
Grandma, why do you keep the peanut butter so close to the rat poison? ... Mmm peanut butter.
At 6/26/05 10:53 PM, Crazed_adolescence wrote: Kill his parents and then make chili out of them then serve the chili at the towns chili festival.
Been done.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
Kick arse movie.
Jerk off in the mayonaise, sour cream, ranch dressing, yogurt, and cottage cheese, as well as any salads made with mayonaise (like seafood salad, or potato salad) he might eat.
Also, swipe his driver's license through your ass a couple of times like a credit card. That'll make it fun for him to try to get into clubs.
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
At 6/26/05 10:58 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote: No man... you don't crap in it. You feel it with soup bouillon cubes. That way when he showers, it mixes with the hott water and makes him soup! Use beef... it smells the worst.
Dude, poo is infinitely more funny than mere soup.
You should be ashamed for even suggesting such a thing.
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
Describe him If he lists these following features he'll be one of these types of Losers!!
GAMER: Description: obsessed with videogames So much he's willing to kill you for a copy of Halo 2.
Features: Zits, Acne, Pupils are small, arms are thin, Has glasses, Never leaves without his Portible game system
Annoying a**hole: Description: He will talk about anything all the time and it will always be about how much better he is than you.
Features: Too high of an Ego, Doesen't care what he wears, Spends too much time with (insert item here)
Sirsnorts alot: Description these poor kids just have so many health issues there a hazard
Features: Well... You get the picture
Anime maniac: Description They WON'T FUCKIN STOP TALKING BOU'T ANIME
They probably Dress as some anime thing for hallaween...
Sir Totally obbsesed with Dungens and Dragons: Description: Well Now adays its like Rpg online that there obbsessed with...
Features : Same as gamer but Thinks god Is a huge guy with an axe...
At 6/26/05 10:58 PM, BoBoTheHippo wrote:At 6/26/05 10:53 PM, Crazed_adolescence wrote: Kill his parents and then make chili out of them then serve the chili at the towns chili festival.Been done.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
Kick arse movie.
also happened in south park.
He needs to be dipped slowely into a pool of sulfuric acid.
Rub your ballz on his cell-phone. Particularly the mouth piece.
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
At 6/26/05 11:03 PM, ropnopkapitop wrote:At 6/26/05 10:58 PM, BoBoTheHippo wrote:At 6/26/05 10:53 PM, Crazed_adolescence wrote: Kill his parents and then make chili out of them then serve the chili at the towns chili festival.Been done.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2.
Kick arse movie.
How is there a second one it actually happened?
also happened in south park.
Then we can get radio head to call him a sissy little girl.
Crack rock steady, are you ready to rock?
I say you Brake his arm and you rip out his pinky and sharpen his pinky bone with his teeth and Stab him in the jugular vain And Drown him in his own BLOOD!!!
A bit creepy huh?
Come onto him, and every chance you get, hump him on the butt.
My band Sin City ScoundrelsOur song Vixen of Doom
HATE.
Because 2,000 years of "For God so loved the world" doesn't trump 1.2 million years of "Survival of the Fittest."
Masturbate all over his bed, or, better yet, his face when he's sleeping. Put porno versions of all his favorite anime characters on the walls (if you don't know what they are, go with a bunch and drop the unneccessary ones). Find porn of his mom and put it on the walls. If his mom is not a porn star, photoshop her face. Get earplugs, and play crappy music all night. Buy Laxatives. Only put it in his milk if he'd be on the stuff normally, because that crap's poisonous. Seduce his Girlfriend. Failing that, photoshop your and his girlfriend's face. Failing that, substitute his mom. When he's asleep, put his hands in warm water and pray he doesn't notice. Laugh at him. Get him busted for having drugs. Put Nitrogen Triioidide on or in his stuff (really easy to make-- Ammonia, Water, and Iodine). Take away his medication(s), if any.
That should be a nice start.
take his TV and block every channel except for the tv guide channel! while he wants to watch his shows so bad he cant get it! muwahahahah!
At 6/26/05 10:48 PM, Hyperdragoon wrote:At 6/26/05 10:42 PM, Minion777 wrote: we need background info....STATAverage physical prowess, obsessive over anime and animals
Have him read this because it'll piss him off.
Also-- Put pubes on him when he sleeps, and in his food.
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