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I find it hilarious all the people that need to justify their responses with "If I was gay (which I'm not)" or "I'm only saying an animal because you said we had to" and all these excuses.
Then they reel off a list of animals they've wanted to screw that's been in their head for years.

At 6/26/05 07:07 PM, krA wrote:

At 6/26/05 07:04 PM, -Jade- wrote: A wolf or an octopus.

i wouldn't mind sleeping with hello kitty, actually...

Rofl, could that be classified as pedophilia?
XD I don't want to think about that.

At 6/26/05 07:05 PM, maxou wrote: whats the fun with having sex with animals....thats just so immature and idiot

i second that but would replace idiot with retarded

This is a creepy thread :D

A white timberland fox, GOD DAMN THAT'D BE HOT

probably a.......succubus!

this is hard..... i guess a turtle or sumthing

I'd fuck Bambi.

A dolphin? A wolf maybe...

horse.

At 6/26/05 07:13 PM, faille wrote: this is hard..... i guess a turtle or sumthing

be quiet you... I AM trying to Sodomize HeLlo KiTtY, and she is not making it easy....

An elephant 'cause my penis is SO big.

I'm mostly scottish, so i'd have to say a sheep. But you guys are fucked for even considering having sex with an animal. kla could only fuck a seahorse.

At 6/26/05 05:59 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote: If you had to have sex with a non-human animal, which one would you pick?

I thought al animals were non-human...

i wouldn't pick one because that junk is just sick. sorry but i am not a fan of animal raping.

id do a elf......but if they dont count...click my sig to find out.......*guaranteed laugh*

At 6/26/05 07:12 PM, taylor88 wrote: probably a.......succubus!

succubus isn't an animal. its a demon. YOU FOOL!

=D j/k

At 6/26/05 05:59 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote: "That's gross I wouldn't do any of them!" isn't an answer >:(

Then, would you settle for, "What is your damage, little boy?"

I'd fuck a camel.

At 6/26/05 05:59 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote: If you had to have sex with a non-human animal, which one would you pick?

simple, a human

A bear, seeing as I am one myself.

At 6/26/05 05:59 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote: If you had to have sex with a non-human animal, which one would you pick?

A woman, those things aren't human. They are pure evil. Second place would be a porcupine, they look so soft and cuddly.

monkey

i dunno:

I've always wanted to fuck a rabbit, but a dog would be very energetic.\

I suppose the rabbits vagina would be a bit too small. Dog.

At 6/26/05 06:32 AM, BoBoTheHippo wrote:

NO.... It's obvious if you check my profile.
You'll understand when you see it.

i don't get it whats in your profile

At 6/26/05 08:27 PM, spinners wrote: monkey

that, my friend, is where aids came from

At 6/26/05 08:25 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:

At 6/26/05 05:59 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote:

A woman, those things aren't human. They are pure evil. Second place would be a porcupine, they look so soft and cuddly.

ya sure get a needle stuck in your penis.

one werid ass forum

Id do a demon chick id grab on that fuckers horns.

id have sex with any of the animals on www.therevird.com; they bite :O

I suppose I'll go with a larger member of the cat family, like a lion.

A better question is: what wouldn't I fuck?