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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 11:52 AM Reply

At 6/24/05 01:30 AM, Halfpastfour wrote: I saw an air guitar being sold on ebay and some dude bought it for 1,500$

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My brother's friend sold an Air Guitar on ebay for 5 cents.


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 12:10 PM Reply

the most useless ebay item is a paper clip.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 12:14 PM Reply

Actually, there was also this rubber duck on there that the owner claimed to be haunted, so he wrote down the story behind it.....it was pretty trippy...

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:36 AM Reply

At 6/24/05 12:14 PM, Dr_Blink wrote: Actually, there was also this rubber duck on there that the owner claimed to be haunted, so he wrote down the story behind it.....it was pretty trippy...

Yeah, I wrote about that one in my favorites. Fucking great.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:42 AM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:18 PM, DancingTomato wrote:
At 6/23/05 09:17 PM, SubNoctem wrote:
A man sold several "Bronze covered Abraham Lincoln commemorative plates" for 500 dollars each. Each bidder got a penny in the mail.
They got owned

Until the guy got sued and lost. Pennies are not 100% bronze and he advertised them as 100%.

teh lose.


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:44 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:42 AM, zimzap wrote: Until the guy got sued and lost. Pennies are not 100% bronze and he advertised them as 100%.

teh lose.

Hahaha, I had no idea that happened. A great conclusion, but I would have rather seen the people just cry.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:45 AM Reply

Well i've seen absolutely nothing sell for about 2.50$

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:46 AM Reply

Warm Coke, my friend tried to sell warm coke on eBay. What a guy....


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:47 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:46 AM, Chris_Aldin wrote: Warm Coke, my friend tried to sell warm coke on eBay. What a guy....

Hahaha, did he get anything for it?

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:48 AM Reply

I gotta go with the grilled cheese sandwich with Jesus' face in it.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:51 AM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:17 PM, SubNoctem wrote: What's an item you've seen on Ebay that is ridiculous in itself, and yet has been bidded on?

My friend said he saw an air-guitar for sale once. The bidding was up to about to bucks.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:56 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:52 AM, mofomojo wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...4&item=4390052663&rd=1

I gotta get a piece of this action, seriously a fucking lamp.

Absolutely genious.

That's fucking great.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 11:22 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:48 AM, CrookedPreachaKilla wrote: I gotta go with the grilled cheese sandwich with Jesus' face in it.

Or how about the french fry that looks like Elvis

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 11:36 AM Reply

Now you can buy Bob's Lollerskates!

You can look where he marked out part of the "r" to make it say "lollerblades" LOL

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 11:37 AM Reply

OMFG TURD IN A GLASS

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAP...8&item=5591521736&rd=1

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 11:55 AM Reply

ROFL WAFFLES!!

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:03 PM Reply

Somebody bought the waffles for 65 $?
Man, I gotta try this someday...

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:15 PM Reply

I like the guy's description of his two thousand dollar french fry:

THE TWO THOUSAND DOLLAR FRENCH FRY

Hi My name is Andrew. I did a very dumb thing. I love to eat french fries. (This is not the dumb thing.) I love my mom. (This is not the dumb thing.) I work at McDonalds. It has been great to be able to cook my own fries, and eat them. I love to eat french fries. My mom (whom I love) usually drives me to work, but last week I had to work extra hours, and when she came to pick me up, she had to sit in the parking lot and wait, because we were so busy I couldn’t call her to warn her that I would be late. Sorry Mom (whom I love). The next day I thought I might have to work late again, so she let me drive myself. She said she has better things to do than sitting in the parking lot. I had a long shift and was really tired and hungry. I got some french fries and started to drive home, eating my fries. I love to eat french fries. This is when I did the bad thing. I dropped a french fry. I know it was wrong, but I leaned down to pick it up while I was driving. How could I be so stupid? Stupid, stupid, stupid! I drove through a stop sign. Another car was coming and ran into the side of my mom’s car. Nobody was hurt, but my mom’s car got creamed. It’s a mess. I had to make the worst phone call of my life, and tell her I wrecked her car. She wanted to know if I was OK, and I said yeah. She rushed down to the accident scene and hugged me. I told her I was sorry, and she said the most important thing was that I was OK and nobody got hurt. Then she watched them tow her car off, and she looked so sad. Boy, did I feel guilty. I swear, I will never, ever take my eyes off the road again. She must have told me that a hundred times when she taught me to drive. Now I know why, and I promise to never look away again. Ever. Back when I got my driver’s license, she had to put me on the insurance policy, and it cost too much to have comprehensive coverage, so we only have liability. I didn’t really understand what that meant. I understand it now. We don’t have insurance to fix our car, just the other person’s. I am responsible, so I have to pay. The man at the auto repair shop said he could make my mom’s car driveable but he said, "it won’t be pretty". He put in the stuff to fix the wheel that was caved in, and pounded the fender out enough so it didn’t rub on the tire. This is what it looks like now. You can click to see it bigger. My mom sighed and said that would do. Thanks Mom, I love you. I wanted to get the work done to my mom’s car to make it nice again. I asked the man what it would cost to fix it so it looked nice again, and he said almost fifteen hundred dollars. That french fry caused over two thousand dollars worth of damage when we add it all up!

It cost me $129 for the tow.
The first repair = $525.00
Estimate to repair fender = $ 1453.00
TOTAL = $ 2107.00 !!!

It is famous at our house now. My mom made a special little wooden plaque with a label that says, "The Two Thousand Dollar French Fry". A friend of mine saw it and said, "Dude! You should sell that on E-Bay and you could fix your mom’s car!" So I asked mom to put it up here. I am willing to sell it to raise money to fix my mom’s car, and pay all of the bills. So this auction is for the labeled plaque with the french fry on it, and a copy of my story. The wooden plaque is 5" wide and 3.5" tall. The french fry is about 3" long. Thank you, I appreciate your interest! Shipping and Handling = $3.99 to USA


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:39 PM Reply

At 6/24/05 02:11 AM, solarflare77 wrote: I need one of these

no, you need one of these


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 09:55 PM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:52 AM, mofomojo wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...4&item=4390052663&rd=1

I gotta get a piece of this action, seriously a fucking lamp.

Absolutely genious.

lol a million dollars for a map haahahahahhaahhahaahhaahahahhaahahah

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 09:57 PM Reply

i mean a million dollars for a lamp lol

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 10:28 PM Reply

this bigfoot dung not saying that I don't belive In him

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...6&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 10:30 PM Reply

At 6/25/05 10:28 PM, smeagol1 wrote: this bigfoot dung not saying that I don't belive In him

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...6&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

Lol, 5$ for the only proof In existance!!!

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 10:40 PM Reply

I saw this on Jay Leno:

Some guy was selling his truck and a date with his wife.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 11:07 PM Reply

I saw that they were actually selling a MSG 3 bandana for $100.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 26th, 2005 @ 04:29 PM Reply

At 6/25/05 11:07 PM, funwithpie wrote: I saw that they were actually selling a MSG 3 bandana for $100.

Not completely useless. I'm sure there's lots of people that would want want, i dunno how many would buy it for 100 dollars though.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 26th, 2005 @ 04:45 PM Reply

dorito

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 26th, 2005 @ 05:23 PM Reply

I hate those ones selling babies. "Name my baby!" GoldenPalaceCasino.com (1, 2, and, 3) are going to grow up and murder their parents.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 26th, 2005 @ 05:43 PM Reply

Loads of people sell there virginity over ebay with "local collection only" and a slice of toast went for £10,000 because it looke like it had mother teresa face on it

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 26th, 2005 @ 05:46 PM Reply

Fart in a jar.