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The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:17 PM Reply

What's an item you've seen on Ebay that is ridiculous in itself, and yet has been bidded on?
Some of my favorites;

A Rubber Duck that sold for over 500 dollars. A clever women wrote a bullshit ghost story behind it. About how it bit her child and made his toys melt in the water. Shows how far good story-telling can get you.

A man sold several "Bronze covered Abraham Lincoln commemorative plates" for 500 dollars each. Each bidder got a penny in the mail.

A 5 year old bannana.

Your favorites?

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:18 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:17 PM, SubNoctem wrote:
A man sold several "Bronze covered Abraham Lincoln commemorative plates" for 500 dollars each. Each bidder got a penny in the mail.

They got owned


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:19 PM Reply

Are you avalible on ebay?

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:19 PM Reply

A polished bull penis cane. Ownes.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:19 PM Reply

Elk poo. Made me laugh though.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:19 PM Reply

Lets see... Possessed Stich Doll


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:20 PM Reply

The rock that David used to kill Goliath was a personal favorite of mine.


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:23 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:19 PM, MagicalMusicalMan wrote: Lets see... Possessed Stich Doll

Sold for $11 MILLION +


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:27 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:20 PM, Blue_Hoody wrote: The rock that David used to kill Goliath was a personal favorite of mine.

Hahaha, that's a good one.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:32 PM Reply

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...9&item=8312596477&rd=1

that one does it for me

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:32 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:23 PM, MagicalMusicalMan wrote:
At 6/23/05 09:19 PM, MagicalMusicalMan wrote: Lets see... Possessed Stich Doll
Sold for $11 MILLION +

Do you have a link or anything? I have to see that.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:34 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:32 PM, -Frisk- wrote: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...9&item=8312596477&rd=1

that one does it for me

God damn that made me laugh.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:35 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:32 PM, SubNoctem wrote:
At 6/23/05 09:23 PM, MagicalMusicalMan wrote:
At 6/23/05 09:19 PM, MagicalMusicalMan wrote: Lets see... Possessed Stich Doll
Sold for $11 MILLION +
Do you have a link or anything? I have to see that.

Gah, lost it, wish I had it though...


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:38 PM Reply

this...

it's bob the builders "lollerskates"

http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAP...3&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:43 PM Reply

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISA...9&item=5592666532&rd=1

how bout that one?? do i win?

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:45 PM Reply

VEry Wierd Ebay Item!!

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:45 PM Reply

i saw this a while ago....someone sold a barbie doll chewed up by a dog...its fucking head was chewed off....sold for 13 dollars...HA


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:46 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:45 PM, MagicalMusicalMinion wrote: i saw this a while ago....someone sold a barbie doll chewed up by a dog...its fucking head was chewed off....sold for 13 dollars...HA

just shows u how stupid some ppl really are

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:48 PM Reply

im gonna go see if i cant find somthing bizzarre righ now


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:50 PM Reply

has anybody ever tried selling a turd on eBay?

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:50 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:18 PM, DancingTomato wrote:
At 6/23/05 09:17 PM, SubNoctem wrote:
A man sold several "Bronze covered Abraham Lincoln commemorative plates" for 500 dollars each. Each bidder got a penny in the mail.
They got owned

I second that owned.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:51 PM Reply

i just found one now for a "slightly" used dildo.....opening bid...2......current.....8...desperate much...id show the link but i dont know how to attatch it to a word


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:52 PM Reply

heres one i heard on m local news. There was thing small boy about six years old. Sadly his grandfather die. What he left behinde was his cane. Now for some reason the boy though that the cane was huanted (idk). So finally fed up the mother thought of a soultion. She would sell it on Ebay. She started the bidding at 3.00$ much to her under the heading huanted cane. 4 days later she check the auction. IT WAS UP TO 800$ She couldent beleive it. I think thats the most useless Ebay item dont u?


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:53 PM Reply

One time there was this pin that was bidded up to $600, just a pin that costed $.25

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:54 PM Reply

Forgot one of my favorites.

The winning bidder would get called on a videophone every day for a year by the seller and get insulted.

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:57 PM Reply

I should seriously start trying to capitalize off of this eBay stupidity.


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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 09:57 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 09:54 PM, MonkeyShooter wrote: 2 thousand dollar french fry http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5584064853

and my faveroit http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayI...1&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

mmmmmmmmmmm the $2000 dollar french fry

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Response to The most useless Ebay item? Jun. 23rd, 2005 @ 10:08 PM Reply

That french fry one is pretty good. It's also a great example of why people always get their order's screwed up when they get fast food. The people who work there are fucking morons.