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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 07:25 PM Reply

At least you're able to take care of the child as not the biological father.
That takes a ton of guts that sounds treasury to me, but how will you explain that to the kid when it grows out of purity? The good vibrations of a lieing parent?


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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 07:27 PM Reply

leave that cheating sonva bitch'

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 07:39 PM Reply

Sorry bitch, I'm the real FATHER of your baby. Your wife is soooooo dirty in bed, she just keeps coming back for more, while you were crashing we were doing it because you're a lazy ass who gets pushed around and doesn't care if their girlfriends a slut.

PS- She likes it when I nibble her ears!

PPS- Your wifes a whore.

PPPS- Read above.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 07:58 PM Reply

Get ready for a lecture.

I think you need to hear this from a woman. Your girlfriend is a slut, and you are an absolute fucking moron.

You're only 17. How the fuck are you going to support someone else's kid? Flipping burgers gets you nothing. You're both gonna end up dropping out of high school, having no money, and going on welfare, stealing from those of us who work for a living. Speaking of those who work for a living, I doubt your parents are pleased. They wanted to raise a son who makes good decision, not one who can easily be swayed by the high school whore.

Why are you with her if it's someone else's kid? It's not loving, and it's not noble. It's stupid. The man who should be responsible for the kid is the actual father. If he's not man enough to take responsibility, that's his problem, and her problem, not yours. If she didn't cheat on you, and hooked up with you after breaking up with him, I bet she wanted a "daddy," not a boyfriend. If she cheated on you while you were with her and you still love her, well, that's just fucking stupid. She's gonna do it again and keep pumping out kids.

Someone brought up the question earlier as to why this doesn't bother you. You said it doesn't need to be addressed. Yes, it does. Your avoidance of the subject tells me that you are too immature to be a father, let alone be in a relationship. Also, if you're gonna tell us you're a father, then you'd better be prepared for the onslaught of questions.

Now, if you DO want to take care of this kid, be a man and get the fuck off the computer and help with the baby.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 08:15 PM Reply

Has anybody, absolutely anybody thought that maybe she was raped? Not every woman gets pregnant willingly.

All y'all just assuming she's a whore.

>:(

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 08:27 PM Reply

At 6/24/05 08:15 PM, Maus wrote: Has anybody, absolutely anybody thought that maybe she was raped? Not every woman gets pregnant willingly.

well she could just have aborted it if she aggred with it, or send to a foster family. BEcause that child isn't going to do well in a family with a highschool drop out and most likely a whore of a mother.

All y'all just assuming she's a whore.

>:(

well having a child out of wedlock is a sign.


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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 09:22 PM Reply

At 6/24/05 07:58 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Get ready for a lecture.

Your my hero!

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 09:26 PM Reply

I'm a little confused.. She got it on with another man, and yet loves you? Why would she do it with someone else if she loved you? Oh well, good luck!

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 09:26 PM Reply

At 6/23/05 06:49 PM, SubNoctem wrote: So I just spent 50-some hours at the hospital while my girlfriend delivered her baby. I'm not the father, but I love her already. I'll be sure to initiate her into the NG community when the time is right. Get ready for Falynn. No pictures yet but they'll be soon to come. Right now, I'm going to crash for at least 12 hours. Watching a human come out of another human is quite exhausting. They're both doing well.

Another thing you can do is start her off by makign her listen to good music... We can use one less emo in this world.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 09:30 PM Reply

Congratulations man! I respect the fact that even though you're not the father, that you're going to raise him like you are...Good Job fewl!
PS: You should've named him Debbie!

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 09:31 PM Reply

Wow!!But she must be a slut...

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 09:44 PM Reply

Congrats for the ballsy move. I'm sure glad I waited till I was 33 to have a kid, woulda been hell to miss all that wicked teenage shit I got to do.


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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 11:54 PM Reply

Hey, why does everyone assume it was a rape or she's a slut?

Maybe our friend here has a narrow urethra, or he's sterile because he used a laptop on the train too much, so they went to get a different daddy from the sperm bank.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 24th, 2005 @ 11:58 PM Reply

wow you ruined your life you cant care for a kid at 17
its gonna be toughf goin throughout your life if you dont ditch her and also youre to young to be in love true love i mean you have what i call stupid teen love

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:18 AM Reply

At 6/24/05 07:58 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote:

A lecture from someone who knows nothing of the situation

First of all. I'm only supporting the child if she lets me. She gets social security from her dead father's account, child support from the asshole father, and she has her own job. I make 11 dollars an hour, working 40 hours a week, and am perfectly capable of helping out if she ever needs it. Secondly, I get homeschooled, and only about a week away from my diploma. She's 19 and already graduated. Lastly, my father is very pleased. My mother had a miscarriage after I was born, then died, so he's thrilled to have a son that will stay with a women who has a child.

You have no idea what the hell you're talking about, so sit down and shut the fuck up bitch.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:20 AM Reply

Owned

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:24 AM Reply

And by the way. Thanks for all your support Maus. Really means alot to hear words from someone who knows what they're talking about.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:26 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:20 AM, Sifl8898 wrote: Owned

Indeed

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:27 AM Reply

I'm the babies daddy.


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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:28 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:27 AM, AnzRage wrote: I'm the babies daddy.

Surprising. There are now 4 fathers of the baby on this thread alone.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:31 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:28 AM, SubNoctem wrote:
At 6/25/05 12:27 AM, AnzRage wrote: I'm the babies daddy.
Surprising. There are now 4 fathers of the baby on this thread alone.

Then it's time for DNA testings.


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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:33 AM Reply

When it comes to 1 day old Falynn.....................................................................
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........................None of you are the father.

...I couldn't resist.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:34 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:28 AM, SubNoctem wrote:
At 6/25/05 12:27 AM, AnzRage wrote: I'm the babies daddy.
Surprising. There are now 4 fathers of the baby on this thread alone.

hmm :/

Maybe three are shooting blanks?

All kidding aside, best of luck and congrats. I hope the child grows up to be a respectable, responsible adult.


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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:39 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:18 AM, SubNoctem wrote: First of all. I'm only supporting the child if she lets me. She gets social security from her dead father's account, child support from the asshole father, and she has her own job. I make 11 dollars an hour, working 40 hours a week, and am perfectly capable of helping out if she ever needs it. Secondly, I get homeschooled, and only about a week away from my diploma. She's 19 and already graduated. Lastly, my father is very pleased. My mother had a miscarriage after I was born, then died, so he's thrilled to have a son that will stay with a women who has a child.

Sounds like you've got a pretty good plan here, I hope it all works out for you dude, I really really do. The only thing I'll say to you is that if you ever get in trouble financially or whatever along the way in doing this, don't be afraid to ask other people to bail you out. Otherwise? Nothing but best wishes from me! Good luck on your journey!


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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:43 AM Reply

I didn't realize there was so much to it. I'm sorry. You guys are only 17. Pretty tough to support and raise a child.


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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 12:52 AM Reply

At 6/25/05 12:34 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: hmm :/

Maybe three are shooting blanks?

All kidding aside, best of luck and congrats. I hope the child grows up to be a respectable, responsible adult.

Hahaha, most likely. Thanks for your words, and that's exactly what I plan to do.

At 6/25/05 12:39 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Sounds like you've got a pretty good plan here...

Thanks for your words man, they mean a lot. We got no problems in the financial area as of yet, and if anything bad happens, there's tons of support. Thanks again!

At 6/25/05 12:43 AM, AnzRage wrote: I didn't realize there was so much to it. I'm sorry. You guys are only 17. Pretty tough to support and raise a child.

No worries man. She's 19 by the way.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 01:04 AM Reply

congrats

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 25th, 2005 @ 01:05 AM Reply

What color is the baby? You might get to be on Maury.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 26th, 2005 @ 04:26 PM Reply

At 6/25/05 01:05 AM, EnviousDominous wrote: What color is the baby? You might get to be on Maury.

Why the hell would I go on Maury.

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Response to My girlfriend just had a baby Jun. 27th, 2005 @ 11:16 AM Reply

At 6/24/05 08:15 PM, Maus wrote: Has anybody, absolutely anybody thought that maybe she was raped? Not every woman gets pregnant willingly.

if so, she prolly would of had an abortion, noone wants to be a rape victims baby

All y'all just assuming she's a whore.

yes, yes we are, we know its wrong but the evidence is just really piling up