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At 6/23/05 06:49 PM, SubNoctem wrote: So I just spent 50-some hours at the hospital while my girlfriend delivered her baby. I'm not the father, but I love her already. I'll be sure to initiate her into the NG community when the time is right. Get ready for Falynn. No pictures yet but they'll be soon to come. Right now, I'm going to crash for at least 12 hours. Watching a human come out of another human is quite exhausting. They're both doing well.
Lucky you aren't the father because you wouldn't be given the chance to crash for 12 hours.
At 6/23/05 07:09 PM, FBIpolux wrote: «...not a boy? What do you mean 'Not a boy'?»
*Drops all the sport equipement*
I couldn't think of anything better for you to say. Great quote.
At 6/23/05 07:49 PM, OVlez wrote:At 6/23/05 06:54 PM, Osamarama wrote: How long have you been with this girlfriend, and if it's been at least a year, then why doesnt it bother you that she's been with another man?This is seriously a question that needs answering that is yet to be answered.
That is a question that has no need to be discussed here.
At 6/23/05 06:59 PM, MagicalMusicalMinion wrote:At 6/23/05 06:49 PM, SubNoctem wrote: I'm not the father, but I love her already.Wow.....heart of a saint...if that happened to me..........Minion would have to choke a bitch ......*blatant rip-off*....but congrats on the healthy child....whats his name....
... did n't u read the part u quoted?
"i love her already"
you - "what's his name"
At 6/23/05 06:49 PM, SubNoctem wrote: I'm not the father, but I love her already.
Meh, you're going to be the one taking care of her, and being the father figure. You are the father, just not the sperm doner. <3
At 6/23/05 09:25 PM, MagicalMusicalMaus wrote: Congrats, my man! And good luck during the sleepless nights ahead. ;)
My thanks to you Maus.
At 6/23/05 06:52 PM, SubNoctem wrote:At 6/23/05 06:51 PM, F00D wrote: Well, good for you man. I hope things go well. A little wierd that the first thing you wanna do once she gets home is introduce her to NG though...Hahaha, not that soon. I mean years to come. She's not ready for the stupidity, ignorence, and assholes. It will poison her.
Yea pretty much. You have to have much metal and physical preperation to prepare for Newgrounds.
You're 17 and has already taken your first step towards fatherhood, staying together with a girl that probably cheated on you (just assuming since, well it's not your kid), and taking care of some baby that's not even yours. I don't think anyone in the world can live up to that.
Btw, congrats. have a happy life!
im suprised that you love her even though she had some other guys kid, some people these days...
...and i forgot to post that the guy who fucked your girlfriend and got her pregnant, also got you into raisin the little bastard, now thats hateful
Hmm, 17 man, thats a little to young, are you both supporting it with a job?
Allow me to be the 52nd to congratulate you upon fatherhood, my friend. All we need is another kid raised on NG... hell, look how I turned out because of NewGrounds
exactly wut i was thinkin, now by reading his post i bet ur thinkin to urself that, ur just a dumbass arent you?
yay someone agrees with me right? ...where'd everyone go?
I've got major respect for you, SubNoctem. To be able to go through all this for your girl really proves you love her.
Just out of curiousity... how are your parents handeling it? I can imagine they feel that you're throwing your life away. After all, it's not actually your child and you've got the balls to father it at the age of 17. Quite a major feat.
Congrats to you and your girl. Just don't go off playing WoW or something. ; )
Congratulations man, and hey, big ups to you that you're willing to hang around and help raise another guys kid, that makes you a really good human being in my book. Is the baby's father going to be a part of it's life?
At 6/23/05 06:52 PM, SubNoctem wrote: It will poison her.
I have a klan mate who is 12 and doesnt look at porn for he says it will poison him, well if that were true i would be long dead by now.
Damn... Cheers mate you're taking on quite a responsibility with the baby. Hope it goes well. Good luck, I have a feeling you'll be needing it.
My father raised my sisters even though they weren't his. I know that step parents are very able to love and support their kids. Best of luck for your family
That's awesome man. You get tons of respect points from me for sticking around with a girl who's pregnant with some other guy's kid. Congratulations, and good luck with everything.
At 6/24/05 12:21 AM, HAITER wrote: I hope the baby die.
okay you killed the joke in it man
At 6/23/05 06:52 PM, SubNoctem wrote:
Hahaha, not that soon. I mean years to come. She's not ready for the stupidity, ignorence, and assholes. It will poison her.
thats so true
then who is the dad?
and why is she still with you if the baby is from somewone else ??
but good luck together
Congratulations, make sure to bring up your kid loving newgrounds so he/she (sorry cant remember what sex you said) will a) get what we are all going on about and b) can overthrow the mods or star some kind of revolution.
Congrats and good luck with the baby, you'll probably need it.
are you the guy who was like what should i do my gf has a baby coming and its not mine? if so happy you made the right choose and be happy with the baby
Any one gonna have sex with my sister gonna be me!