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Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:10:38 Reply

If you had a choice of being a jedi or "the one", which one would you be? The force powers would come in handy...

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:12:29 Reply

At 6/21/05 12:10 AM, PeelyPipe wrote: If you had a choice of being a jedi or "the one", which one would you be? The force powers would come in handy...

If I was the one, I wouldn't need force powers.


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:13:17 Reply

A Jedi, the matrix was gay.

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:13:33 Reply

A jedi definitly.

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:13:50 Reply

Well, the one would be better, but star wars is much better than the matrix could ever be. The whole concentration on religion got to me in the third movie. Didn't like it much


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:13:58 Reply

At 6/21/05 12:10 AM, PeelyPipe wrote: If you had a choice of being a jedi or "the one", which one would you be? The force powers would come in handy...

Ghost in the Shell! It inspired the Matrix!


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:14:31 Reply

I didn't mean to use that word, sorry.

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:15:56 Reply

lol I wanna be Neo lol he's a lot stronger than any jedi.


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:16:18 Reply

While the Matrix stuff would be cool, wouldn't you rather be able to sense what is happening rather than having to rely on slowing down time. The third matrix movie was terrible anyway and the third star wars movie rocked, and the lightsabers are so damn cool.

So, by just a hair, I would choose being a jedi over being the one.

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:16:40 Reply

Considering how all the jedi (except luke) die and "the one" dies too it really doesn't matter. I'd be the one though just so I could beat the shit out of hundreds of the same guy with a fricken pole and then fly away.


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:16:42 Reply

Let me see, each trilogy had movies that proved to be let-downs. But I'd rather cut down stormtroopers with my lightsaber then bend a spoon, so Star Wars it is.


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:17:31 Reply

At 6/21/05 12:14 AM, insanatic wrote: I didn't mean to use that word, sorry.

I don't care; I'm not a mod, but you shouldn't be saying that anyway lol

Yeah well with the force, you get jedi mind tricks, but with being the one, you get to manipulate the enviornment. Tough decision....

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:18:14 Reply

matrix. neo is a shitload faster and can fly.


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:18:20 Reply

See starwars is just part of machines program so u have to be the one.

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:18:48 Reply

lightsabre, jedi mind tricks who could turn that down.


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:19:16 Reply

Definitely a Jedi, but they both have cool costumes. The lightsaber would break the tie for me though.

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:19:33 Reply

id be a sith lord. lightning fingers are teh secks


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:20:40 Reply

At 6/21/05 12:15 AM, AnzRage wrote: lol I wanna be Neo lol he's a lot stronger than any jedi.

Thats true, but his powers come to an end if a jedi slices him in half.

I'd go with being a jedi.

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:22:03 Reply

OK now who'd win in a fight: Anakin or Neo? How many bullets could a Jedi block with that lightsabre?

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:22:09 Reply

Name a Jedi that can go inside someone and burst from the inside, take on 100 clones, bring his chicks back to life by sticking his hands in her chest and pumping her heart, and fly faster than the speed of light...

I think I made my point clear.

Star Wars or the Matrix

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:22:36 Reply

For everyone choosing being neo or the one, remember that no matter how fast you move, a jedi can predict your movements and therefore it is not possible for you to win.

Lightsabers own gun anyday :-D

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:24:22 Reply

both failed with the final movies so the "the one"

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:24:27 Reply

At 6/21/05 12:22 AM, PeelyPipe wrote: OK now who'd win in a fight: Anakin or Neo? How many bullets could a Jedi block with that lightsabre?

Yeah but Neo doesn't even have to dodge or block bullets... he just stops them in mid-flight. As for the lightsaber, Neo would probably block it with his hand and just have a small burn mark, instead of having his hand chopped off. Like in that scene where Neo blocks that big sword with his hand in Reloaded.

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:29:01 Reply

Well, I'd use my skill as an Imperial Admiral.. however, if the Rebels offered me more...

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:29:11 Reply

Jedis don't get sex, neo did


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:30:21 Reply

At 6/21/05 12:24 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Like in that scene where Neo blocks that big sword with his hand in Reloaded.

Exactly... A jedi is completly fucked if he goes agianst Neo.


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:32:28 Reply

At 6/21/05 12:22 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote:

Jedi vs. Neo

Name a Jedi that can go inside someone and burst from the inside,

Obi-Wan shot Grievious in the chest, making his insides burst from the inside

take on 100 clones,

Yoda and Obi-Wan took on clones with kick-ass CGI action sequences!

bring his chicks back to life by sticking his hands in her chest and pumping her heart,

Obi-Wan brought the chick-like Luke back into consciousness on Tatooine after the attack by the Sand People

and fly faster than the speed of light...

Meh, there are ships that can make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs!

I think I made my point clear.

I think I made my point clear.


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:33:36 Reply

Right then...

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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:37:23 Reply

At 6/21/05 12:32 AM, TheConfused wrote:

and fly faster than the speed of light...
Meh, there are ships that can make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs!

Han was not a Jedi


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Response to Star Wars or the Matrix 2005-06-21 00:39:57 Reply

The Star Wars shhh... er, force stuff rules!!!
Star Wars

Matrix is cool in it's own right.