Ask Dr. Pop!

[Popsycle]

The doctor is in!

Do you have a problem that you can't seem to solve? A conflict that can't seem to be resolved? Well, thats why I'm here. Dr. Popsycle is your friend, and if you have a problem, don't be shy, just remember...

[wismty]

Why am I so handsome?

[Rego001]

qhy does my mommy make sounds when se is in the bathroom?

[newboys]

How come I masturbate so much! Please doctor! help me!

[Popsycle]

At 6/20/05 10:50 PM, wismty wrote: Why am I so handsome?

God, its really hard to say.

It seems that you have a rare condition called Femailious Erectum. Its only found in extremly handsome people, such as ourselves. What it is that your blood flows at a much slower rate, causing you not to panic when you are around the ladies. This causes less sweating and less pimples, and people find you more attractive.

Here's a diagram to Explain...

[Diego]

I ate an apple I found on the street. I lost sight in my right eye, grew an extra toe, and my pubic hair turned green.

Should I take Advil for my hurt back?

[Popsycle]

At 6/20/05 10:51 PM, Rego001 wrote: qhy does my mommy make sounds when se is in the bathroom?

Ah, my boy, mommy's have this bery servere thing. Its called "Regret"

Regret is something that every mother goes through, whether its to have smoked when having her child, or having just one more drink after the prom. She may also feel seperated from the world, and wonders how she could have ended up with such a terrible and worthless husband.

She uses the bathroom, because bathrooms to woman, is like church to christains.

[Popsycle]

At 6/20/05 10:52 PM, newboys wrote: How come I masturbate so much! Please doctor! help me!

Ah, young lad, there is a simple solution to every simple problem. I am going to perscribe you with this new drug called "GirlfriendX". This drug may give you headaches, drowziness, annoyence, and other minnor effects, but you will now have somewhere else to put your, um, stuff, rather then a Kleenex.

[gumOnShoe]

There seems to be a stupendous suply of stupid people on newgrounds. Any solutions for the sticks???

[Fagtron]

At 6/20/05 10:49 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: He's a quack. If you need a real doctor, talk to me.

I don't think you went to medical school for the required amount of time and completed the necessary courses for you to be legally considered a doctor, or have you? Because as far as I know you are in the business of pharamceuticals.

[MarceloPosse]

Who gave you the idea of being a doctor and why do you practice on the forums?

[Popsycle]

At 6/20/05 11:01 PM, Razzzor wrote: I ate an apple I found on the street. I lost sight in my right eye, grew an extra toe, and my pubic hair turned green.

Should I take Advil for my hurt back?

loss of sight...
extra toe...
green hair...

I'm sorry to break this to you, but you will die within the week.

On the bright side, Advil will work for your back!

At 6/20/05 11:08 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: There seems to be a stupendous suply of stupid people on newgrounds. Any solutions for the sticks???

Yes, and its very simple

Try to read a couple of books, eh? Also, posting and having a high level will make other users think you are funny, rather than annoying...

At 6/20/05 11:10 PM, MarceloPosse wrote: Who gave you the idea of being a doctor and why do you practice on the forums?

Well, idk, it all started when I was a child...

and I practice on the forums, because, well I love Newgrounds, and I love the users here as well. Just trying to do my job =P