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(a poem)

Me and a straw.

Forever.

You and I.

CRAZY.

A hooker. Posh suite with all the trimmings. Hooker too.

Breathe it in, feel it in your lungs and nostrils and rectum...

We can experience forever in one night.

Let's get CRAZY.

-Patrick O'Brien

that was truely brilliant

loser.

Nasty.

thats was um.....sumply retarded.. that guy is sick.

You're totally violating Pat O'Brian's inner space by feeding his work to the bloodthirsty public.

Another work, completed just tonight:

Auburn hair

Piercing gaze with a sardonic edge

Lesbian

Me

Coke

CRAZY

Celebrate the female

Dance a fiery dance around her proud womanhood

Coke rains down,

Like young Winter's first gleeful romp

Hooker, strap-on

Me

You

CRAZY

e'er we twirl in our sacred dance,

Waves of satin sheets forming

A cocoon

A respite

Sleep all day

Coke all night

Night

Lights

Tight

CRAZY.

-Patrick O'Brien

Truly, deeply moving and poetic.

At 6/29/05 01:14 AM, PatOBrien_Clock wrote: Dance a fiery dance around her proud womanhood

LMMFAO

I have a poem:
Buttsecks.
Butt.
Secks.
Harmony.

I've been thinking of changing the format of my show The Insider. It would be retitled Def Coke Jam, we'd all get coked-up and read & bleed our hearts out over the stage as hookers writhed below us. It'd be CRAZY.

.......................................what???

That should be a bob marly song. It would rock

shut up.

it would

That there, brought a tear to my eye....

And anus.

Ok buddy. You might need to go to a few of your English classes and actually learning how to write. That was a work of shit.

Pure, unadulterated brilliance

Here's a new piece I composed this evening.

Tahnok

Tahnok

You give me the look

I know I'm hooked

Am I a crook...

For banging a 10-year-old Fin?

Can I put it in?

Or has your granny laid claim

To the browneye where I aim?

- Sir Patrick O'Brien

At 7/7/05 02:50 AM, PatOBrien_Clock wrote: Here's a new piece I composed this evening.

Tahnok

Tahnok

You give me the look

I know I'm hooked

Am I a crook...

For banging a 10-year-old Fin?

Can I put it in?

Or has your granny laid claim

To the browneye where I aim?

- Sir Patrick O'Brien

GOLD.

Open Letter to Officer Jared Runyan, LAPD

I didn't know she was 15

The wildest nights are a surf-pounding storm in my soul,

Demanding release, demanding control.

I give in to the howling winds, I bathe in daggers of flying sand

sand...

coke

I didn't know she was crippled

I carried the sweet babe in my arms, she laughing,

Laughing at the white flecks of coke in my bushy moustache,

Laughing in the freedom & folly of childhood innocence.

I swept her from her chair

(didn't notice the wheels)

Took her to my Corvette

120

MPH

I didn't know she was retarded

I see only the beauty within.

I see souls.

Part of it's the acid but also I'm very romantic.

$100,000 bail? Piss on that, Judge, I can post that in my fucking SLEEP.

Million, more like it.

Let's

Get

CRAZY

-Patrice O'Brien

Dear PatOBrien_Clock:

Let's get crazy. I wanna see you eat out a randy dolphin. You're so fucking hot.

Love, Captain_Bob.

lol that would suck for a cokehead to see a line of coke around a fat sweaty man's asshole.

HAHAHA! I LOVED IT! write one about meeeeeeee!

--{[King Seb]}--

Why dont you come up with an original alias and start to contribute something to the BBS, even if its intelligent posts.

retard.

haydon, your raw candor and unbridled rage drives me fucking wild. Now, seeing as you're 14, I'm just setting myself up for another arrest but what the hell. Let's pull your mom out of the PTA meeting, slather her with a coke-and-Captain-Morgan paste, and just GET CRAZY.

At 7/12/05 01:26 AM, PatOBrien_Clock wrote: haydon, your raw candor and unbridled rage drives me fucking wild. Now, seeing as you're 14, I'm just setting myself up for another arrest but what the hell. Let's pull your mom out of the PTA meeting, slather her with a coke-and-Captain-Morgan paste, and just GET CRAZY.

Seeing as you are a complete retard, and dare I say it a n00b, I will not even humor you with any response other than this:

STOP IMPERSONATING PAT OBRIEN!!! Your probably some 15 year old geek sitting in your house thinking your funny. Christ, is anyone on my side and against this asshole?! Why are you humoring him?!

At 7/12/05 01:30 AM, chief_haydon wrote: Christ, is anyone on my side and against this asshole?!

Nope.

Why are you humoring him?!

Because it's funny. Loosen up, gosh. GET CRAZY!

Fine I'll loosen up.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!

Nancy, Forever

My tongue flicks, caresses, dances over your

Chiseled cheekbones

I taste a hint of rouge, the scent of flowery perfume fills my nostrils

I love licking your face

I want to suck your tits

I want to paint them gold and beat off on those priceless globes while you diddle yourself

Access...NANCY.

Let's

Get

CRAZY

-Patrick O'Brien

yeah but can you do this..................it was a lame coke thing

this is sick... but somehow amusing. hahaha

Beautiful.