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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 19:50:11

lollerskeebz

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 19:55:27

People, this isn't a joke. Juan Ivonavich Lebodev (A.K.A BanannaClock) has purchased enough stock from Thomas R. Fulp to be recognized lead shareholder of the website, and since the current C.E.O has decided to register all gynecological power to Mr. Lebodev, he is now the official owner. The official purchase will be mad July 16, 2005, however all corporate power will be granted July first. He will also be gaining corporate power of www.clockcrew.net, however the date is undisclosed. Any and all corporate issues may be emailed to CustomerService@Ogtech. We hope that many new better changes will result from this transaction. However, the flash portal will be suspended indefinitely, and is to be replaced with the "Clock Portal". To help turn this website into a vastly growing business, NewGrounds will now be a pay site, and each user must pay 19.99 per month to enter the site. This fee is payable through Pay pal, money order, or credit Card.

- Jonathan Randell Curtis, Vice President of O.G Tech Inc.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 19:59:08

At 6/18/05 05:45 PM, CaramelApple_Clock wrote: since my NG user id says so im a damn clock.

Username makes you a clock alright. Nothing else though, nothing like flash or anything.
Ohh no.


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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:00:40

I am very sorry, the previous mentioned Customer Service email is currently down. Please address all questions, comments, and concerns to my personal email at qazqaz@gmail.com. We all also looking for three different employment opportunities as a Video Game tester for O.G Tech, and if you are interested please email me.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:01:42

Expect to see many new clock advertisements for Clock Hominid. Also expect to see many free Xbox 360 ads because clock hominid will not be on the xbox 360 so it will just make you angry.

Time now for a classic.

I've bought Newgrounds.com

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:02:54

At 6/18/05 07:55 PM, LettuceClock wrote: NewGrounds will now be a pay site, and each user must pay 19.99 per month to enter the site. This fee is payable through Pay pal, money order, or credit Card.

- Jonathan Randell Curtis, Vice President of O.G Tech Inc.

I love jokes, their so funny!


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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:04:08

At 6/18/05 08:02 PM, Ghetto_Penguin wrote:
I love jokes, their so funny!

I am not joking, sir. Please email qazqaz@gmail.com if you have further questions.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:04:42

i'm excited.....

but i can't tell time

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:05:17

You own Newgrounds? Buddy, you couldn't own a pidgeon.


I GOT BLOOD ON MY HANDS AND THERE'S NO REMORSE I GOT BLOOD ON MY DICK CUZ I FUCKED A CORPSE

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:05:19

There will be no need to tell time when every prominent member of newgrounds will have a nice clock for you to read. Some of which are digital.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:08:47

At 6/18/05 08:05 PM, Master_Unlucky wrote: You own Newgrounds? Buddy, you couldn't own a pidgeon.

Or a pigeon for that matter. : (


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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:09:13

So do i have to change my name to Roadkill_Rat Clock now?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:13:11

At 6/18/05 08:09 PM, RoadKill_Rat wrote: So do i have to change my name to Roadkill_Rat Clock now?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Nope. Roadkill_Clock

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:16:51

fuck this bullshit.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:19:30

At 6/18/05 07:55 PM, LettuceClock wrote: Juan Ivonavich Lebodev (A.K.A BanannaClock)

Banana's actual name is Stefan Chlapaty

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:25:36

Perhaps you'll promote a more clock like theme, what exactly are you going to do with this fair site?

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:31:00

At 6/18/05 04:15 PM, Banana_Clock wrote: Well not yet, but its in the final stages. Tom and I have had discussions for several days now and things are moving along extremely fast. We should have an official deal done very soon.

Enjoy the current site because the future holds alot of changes.

Banana_Clock
-Newgrounds.com

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I love Tom though....

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:33:09

hell no... i'm not gonna pay 20 dollars a month to go on clockgrounds or whatever the hell you're naming it... that would suck.... and holy crap! He's trying to take over the internet!

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:55:46

At 6/18/05 08:33 PM, Caraboo wrote: hell no... i'm not gonna pay 20 dollars a month to go on clockgrounds or whatever the hell you're naming it... that would suck.... and holy crap! He's trying to take over the internet!

We would never ask our valued customers to shell out twenty dollars for one measily month. Clock Grounds will only be 19.95, and if you don't pay you can't go here any more.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:56:41

w/e if the clock crew owns NG then a lot of people will stop coming here or we can all join together and make are own site

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:59:38

especially since your talking about making us pay money are you crazy were all poor why do you think were here

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 20:59:50

I'm not sure this is such a good idea...
You'll have to deal with ALOT OF SHIT!!
Hopefully, you're not making this shit up.
You'll have to pay ALOT for the domain.
You'll loose alot of user's and...
It'll be hard buddy!
Well I wish you luck ;)

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 21:01:31

That's FUCKING RETARDED! No one's gunna PAY to visit this website.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 21:03:40

At 6/18/05 09:01 PM, PingPongs wrote: That's FUCKING RETARDED! No one's gunna PAY to visit this website.

You obviously have no clue what you are talking about. Infact, our company put out a poll on NG a year ago asking if people would pay 20 a month, and 86% said they would.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 21:05:42

At 6/18/05 08:56 PM, Scerini wrote: w/e if the clock crew owns NG then a lot of people will stop coming here or we can all join together and make are own site

Uh-huh. Good luck finding someone who can design (for free) your entire website. And making the thousands of dollars a month it takes in ad revenue to support a site half as good as clock grounds will be.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 21:08:26

At 6/18/05 04:15 PM, Banana_Clock wrote: Well not yet, but its in the final stages. Tom and I have had discussions for several days now and things are moving along extremely fast. We should have an official deal done very soon.

Enjoy the current site because the future holds alot of changes.

Banana_Clock
-Newgrounds.com

I just joined! Why god!? Why!?

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 21:12:20

At 6/18/05 09:03 PM, LettuceClock wrote:
At 6/18/05 09:01 PM, PingPongs wrote: That's FUCKING RETARDED! No one's gunna PAY to visit this website.
You obviously have no clue what you are talking about. Infact, our company put out a poll on NG a year ago asking if people would pay 20 a month, and 86% said they would.

Some how... You're still not owner of the site right?
Uhh huh! and 86% isn't 100 now is it?
W/e even if this isn't a lie...
I still wish you luck

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 21:14:59

At 6/18/05 04:15 PM, Banana_Clock wrote: Well not yet, but its in the final stages. Tom and I have had discussions for several days now and things are moving along extremely fast. We should have an official deal done very soon.

Enjoy the current site because the future holds alot of changes.

Banana_Clock
-Newgrounds.com

See what the monkey says

I've bought Newgrounds.com

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 21:17:22

Please dont charge 20 dollars! I want Tom to say it to all in a topic.

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Response to I've bought Newgrounds.com 2005-06-18 21:17:24

At 6/18/05 09:12 PM, PingPongs wrote:
Some how... You're still not owner of the site right?
Uhh huh! and 86% isn't 100 now is it?
W/e even if this isn't a lie...
I still wish you luck

First off, BANNANA Clock is buying it. I am the vice president. Second off, who cares about the remaining 16 percent? 19.95 a month from 86 percent of all the people is still a shit load more then Tom Fulp made from ad revenue.