At 6/16/05 09:22 AM, OkraClock wrote:At 6/16/05 09:20 AM, floyed wrote: Get a girl friend. We give good head.Can you be my girlfriend?
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At 6/16/05 08:08 AM, Enoll wrote: I've got a girlfriend to do that for me.
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girlfriend? Your on the internet dude. Are talking about your Microsoft seX box?
To do this your spine would have to be like elastic.....O_O
CURSES!
yea it works if u want to snap your own neck through blowjob
i would assume that in order for this to work you would have to a) have no bones and b) have a 13 inch penis. most guys aren't even half that. and dont even try to tell me that you are. cuz you're not. tootsie-roll penis. gross.
lol tootsie rolls... freakin' sick dude .
There's a Seka movie where Ron Jeremy does it, proving it can be done.
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
I can see the Obituaries now:
"Young 16 year old OkraClock was found dead today with a snapped spine. He was positioned in a rather strange manner, however, for his mouth was touching the tip of his penis."
SAVE YOURSELF!
I shall rif off your clock you perv!
eheheh im stuck........hey theres the rapist hes coming in my house and........OMG THIS ISNT FUNNY HELP!
At 6/16/05 08:08 AM, Hoohah wrote: Haven't you watched Clerks?
Go clerks.
I could do that, but won't. I wouldn't be able to look at myself the same way again. And judging by the number of times I see myself, that adds up to a lot of awkward situations.
At 6/16/05 08:11 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Wouldn't the sensation of getting a blowjob be cancelled by the feeling of having a dick in your mouth?
Does the sensation of getting a hand job get cancelled by having a dick in your hand?
Dead.
what else is there to do on a summer day anyways?
At 6/16/05 08:08 AM, Hoohah wrote: Haven't you watched Clerks?
my gf fucked a dead guy?! Hey at least it ain't as bad as the kid who died trying to suck his dick.
Just to clear things up:
1) Someone has died from this. It was a teenage boy who bent to far and snapped his neck.
2) If your flexible enough and/or have a big enough cock, you can do it without needing to lose your ribs.
How do I know this? The death is basically comon knowledge (or at least I thought it was), and I have actually gotten my lips around the head of my penis, I just wasn't flexible enough to go any further.
Someone PLEASE tell me how to insert a signature!
I thought this was gonna be a real guide.
Fuck you.
At 1/8/10 04:46 PM, Spartan535 wrote: 1) Someone has died from this. It was a teenage boy who bent to far and snapped his neck.
It must be a terrifying, yet slightly amusing sight to find your son dead in his bed trying to pull this off.
Or suck this off, rather. Lulz.
What is it with 5 year old topics being bumped today?! This is the 3rd one.
I rather keep my spine and my neck intact also you really need to develop enough flexibility to accomplish that, which takes years to do. I rather get a girl to do it because it's simply not worth the excruciating pain for and another I'm not gay.
You do it and post on youtube, I dun believe you.
At 6/16/05 08:40 AM, MilkshakeClock wrote:At 6/16/05 08:37 AM, The_Forcer wrote: Oh! I got it! you're in the clock crew! look:Strawberry is turning in his grave......
Clock Crew == Cock Screw
I didn't knew he was dead?
Poor shame, he was such a good boy.
At 1/8/10 04:47 PM, Lorkas wrote: Fuck you.
Fix'd
I haven't left the house since I read that Wikipedia article on auto-felatio.
I think it depends on how long your dick is. If it's long, it's possibly.
