Worst melee weapon

I'd say a muffin. Wouldn't do too well against, say, a dagger or fence post.
And an unspiked mace would just be a massive iron ball. Maces were used to bash peoples heads in, which an unspiked one will still do.

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Response to Worst melee weapon 2005-06-15 14:24:20 Reply

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At 6/15/05 02:19 PM, _TwiTch_ wrote: I'd say an unspiked mace...

A rubber band...

But if you want a real weapon... a rusty dull dagger ^_^

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Response to Worst melee weapon 2005-06-15 14:27:06 Reply

Touch choice seeing how there are some that aren't that good.

Flails can only be used after building up momentum, and if you miss, your opponent has a clear shot of you.

A dagger has a short range, yet effective if you are sneaking up on someone.

...Hmm I'd say a spear since it's for long range and can't really be used in a short range fight, as with a sword or a maced opponent.

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At 6/15/05 02:25 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote:
At 6/15/05 02:19 PM, _TwiTch_ wrote: I'd say an unspiked mace...
A rubber band...

That shit can hurt if used properly - not to mention the fact it could take out an eye as parents always warn there kids ;)

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At 6/15/05 02:23 PM, ClownUnit02 wrote: I'd say a muffin. Wouldn't do too well against, say, a dagger or fence post.
And an unspiked mace would just be a massive iron ball. Maces were used to bash peoples heads in, which an unspiked one will still do.

Well i specifically said unspiked becuase there is still a possibility to stop it with your hands,as one can't against a spiked one...

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a dildo...
a la san andreas

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An NES controller... Wait, my brother once attacked me with one of those.

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At 6/15/05 02:19 PM, _TwiTch_ wrote: What is the worst possible melee weapon for use in a fight?

A baby

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a imagenary sword...

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At 6/15/05 02:28 PM, Hybr1d wrote: That shit can hurt if used properly...

Ok, I will have a Bastard sword... and you get a rubber band. FIGHT!!!!!!!!! to the death!

Actually, a strand of hair would be less useful. But in terms of real weapons, sharpend sticks are probably the worst hehehe.

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At 6/15/05 02:35 PM, Unopened_Wound wrote:
At 6/15/05 02:28 PM, Hybr1d wrote: That shit can hurt if used properly...
Ok, I will have a Bastard sword... and you get a rubber band. FIGHT!!!!!!!!! to the death!

I could just run from you and fire elastic bands at your eyes - then when you are blind i can fire them into your throat continuously blocking your windpipe and killing you - WINNOR!

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Response to Worst melee weapon 2005-06-15 14:40:20 Reply

I think you'll find my Foil is the worst melee weapon, considering that it's blunted by design. So yes I can blade whip you... But it's not going to kill you :(

Good thing that although I do fence, I've also got a few old real swords lying around...

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At 6/15/05 02:19 PM, _TwiTch_ wrote: What is the worst possible melee weapon for use in a fight?

I'd say an unspiked mace...

your mama.
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At 6/15/05 02:28 PM, Kucamonga_Kid wrote: a dildo...
a la san andreas

no. Dude you are soooo wrong. Ive been slapped by a dildo and they hurt like fuck. It left a mark on me the shape of the dildo too. You could seriously beat someones ass with one of those.

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a piece of chex mix

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Response to Worst melee weapon 2005-06-15 14:43:38 Reply

A Spoon. I mean, you could scoop eyes out and all but it you're going against a sword/mace/flail you're quite fucked.

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At 6/15/05 02:41 PM, Viper_Studios wrote:
At 6/15/05 02:28 PM, Kucamonga_Kid wrote: a dildo...
a la san andreas
no. Dude you are soooo wrong. Ive been slapped by a dildo and they hurt like fuck. It left a mark on me the shape of the dildo too. You could seriously beat someones ass with one of those.

come on man that the whole point of them.

there for s&m boys and girls

only good lil girls have the battery things

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