Forum Topic: Your girl problems are over!

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Viper-Studios

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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:50 PM

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Well me and my friend were cruising down a country road wearing FBI hats, sunglasses, Black Shirt, Black pants and a black tactical vest. A car full of girls was driving by and we flagged them and they pulled over. They looked scared thinking we were actual police officers or something then we told them that we thought being that cute should be illegal. We requested their phone numbers and I got 3 numbers out of the 4 girls.

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LordoftheBengal

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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:52 PM

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Isn't what you did very illegal?


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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:53 PM

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At 6/13/05 05:52 PM, LordoftheBengal wrote: Isn't what you did very illegal?

Even if it is, it still works.

Genious. I did not realize that could work.


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At 6/13/05 05:52 PM, LordoftheBengal wrote: Isn't what you did very illegal?

Who cares if you get numbers.

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Viper-Studios

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At 6/13/05 05:52 PM, LordoftheBengal wrote: Isn't what you did very illegal?

when will you realize that nothing that is extremely fun is legal?

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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:54 PM

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Nice job, Viper.

... oh, I like yer old sig better.

KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.

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Narusegawa

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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:56 PM

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That sounds like fun.


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slinkyanimation

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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:56 PM

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DUDE if i was a cop i would arrest you cause thats illegal! than i would take the numbers that you got for me HAHA!


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Jenou

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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:57 PM

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and how does your success end OUR problems?

I love to mastybate

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At 6/13/05 05:50 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: Well me and my friend were cruising down a country road wearing FBI hats, sunglasses, Black Shirt, Black pants and a black tactical vest.

damn you and your impecably kick ass style-that of government. I wear CIA clothes when I'm 'on the job'


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PickleSqueeze

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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:58 PM

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At 6/13/05 05:50 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: Well me and my friend were cruising down a country road wearing FBI hats, sunglasses, Black Shirt, Black pants and a black tactical vest. A car full of girls was driving by and we flagged them and they pulled over. They looked scared thinking we were actual police officers or something then we told them that we thought being that cute should be illegal. We requested their phone numbers and I got 3 numbers out of the 4 girls.

Oooh, you sneaky little devil you. You better thank your stars they didnt call the cops on you. It's illegal to pull someone over without a police or governmental license, so you're pretty lucky.

And call them up already!


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OVlez

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Posted at: 6/13/05 05:59 PM

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How does this end my problems? Unless you where planning on giving me one of the girls. >:D

Apologies aren't what I look for. Redemption is what I want!
Look at my profile to see a true cockhead! DO IT NOW!

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Viper-Studios

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:00 PM

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At 6/13/05 05:57 PM, Jenou wrote: and how does your success end OUR problems?

well considering you can do that same thing......
you know how to pick up chicks.
And dont try that im too young to drive cause if your under 16 your problably not ready for a bitch anyway

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:02 PM

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Now that u have their numbers put them on the internet for every one to see then people can keep prank calling them.

PHONE THIS NUMBER FOR NO APPARENT REASON:
<Number here> >:)


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The-Felix

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:04 PM

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what happens when the girls find you work in a box factory or somthing


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Which one are you gonna pick for that one phone call the cops give you.


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n0ir

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:18 PM

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I hope to god you didn't approach them like this . ;0

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DancingTomato

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:20 PM

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Doubt it would work for 13 year olds, they would just laugh at them becusa they are 13 and cannot be FBI agents

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totoum

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:21 PM

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wait you're only 18? girls really bought it, they didn't think you looked kind of young to be in the FBI?


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mofomojo

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:21 PM

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At 6/13/05 05:56 PM, slinkyanimation wrote: DUDE if i was a cop i would arrest you cause thats illegal! than i would take the numbers that you got for me HAHA!

Ironically the cop would probably do that.. Cops are so crooked...


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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:22 PM

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i bow to you*bows 2 master* and i have just joined the FBI i got a real bulletproof vest so i can fit in

Any one gonna have sex with my sister gonna be me!


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East525

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:23 PM

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At 6/13/05 06:18 PM, AnodyneThrill wrote: I hope to god you didn't approach them like this . ;0

Damnit, that's why everyone ran away from me..

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AnzRage

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:25 PM

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impersonating a cop is illegal. You can go to year for a while.

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Dirdmister

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:31 PM

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At 6/13/05 05:50 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: blah blah blah

Shup you liar :P


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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:35 PM

That souns like fun but i'm:
1.-a girl, so picking up girls is a little harder for me
2.-16, so i cannnot work for a goverment agency such as the FBI you corey banks, you


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n0ir

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Posted at: 6/13/05 06:40 PM

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At 6/13/05 06:31 PM, Dirdmister wrote:
At 6/13/05 05:50 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: blah blah blah
Shup you liar :P

Silence with the envy.
Its not our fault your officers of the law can only chase men with stubby black sticks.

PS: Super Troopers was wonderful.

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