MONSTER TURD!

[DingleberryClock]

I just had THE LARGEST TURD! It was about 8 inches wide and 12 inches long. As it was hanging out, I though I was shitting out my intestine(sp?) or something.. then, when I looked down into the toilet, there was blood all over the sides of it... that turd was a whore.. THE TURD THAT ATE MANHATTAN!!!!! I wish I had saved it in a jar or taken a picture of it or something...

[DingleberryClock]

How could I forget on a post like THIS???? POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[j3nnica]

Oh so, that's where you hide your dildos....

[xvllvx]

At 4/14/01 04:15 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote: I just had THE LARGEST TURD! It was about 8 inches wide and 12 inches long. As it was hanging out, I though I was shitting out my intestine(sp?) or something.. then, when I looked down into the toilet, there was blood all over the sides of it... that turd was a whore.. THE TURD THAT ATE MANHATTAN!!!!! I wish I had saved it in a jar or taken a picture of it or something...

Did it look like Penny Bain?

[DingleberryClock]

Actually, yes, it did look like Penny Bain.. somehow, it even had glasses! If Penny Bain started bleeding out of her ears, it would look just like her!

[j3nnica]

Daniel San, sit need to tell you about incident many years ago... Miyagi once fuck Penny Bain in Bangkok whorehouse once after losing bet.., Miyagi say to whore after fuck, you one load you mama should have swallowed.

[xvllvx]

At 4/14/01 05:11 AM, Vj20 wrote: Daniel San, sit need to tell you about incident many years ago... Miyagi once fuck Penny Bain in Bangkok whorehouse once after losing bet.., Miyagi say to whore after fuck, you one load you mama should have swallowed.

I Love Penny Bain...She Will Be Mine, Oh Yes, She Will Be Mine.

[DeleteThisAccountNow]

At 4/14/01 04:15 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote: I just had THE LARGEST TURD! It was about 8 inches wide and 12 inches long. As it was hanging out, I though I was shitting out my intestine(sp?) or something.. then, when I looked down into the toilet, there was blood all over the sides of it... that turd was a whore.. THE TURD THAT ATE MANHATTAN!!!!! I wish I had saved it in a jar or taken a picture of it or something...

One time I pooed all the colors of the rainbow. I'm surprised you didn't faint... I mean, bleeding out of your anus. That's like having a horse cock penetrating your ass and the pain is so unbearable that you begin to vomit and then finally fainting.

And how do I know this, you say? Jesus, I watch the Discovery Channel.

Speaking of poop. Anyone ever see poop in a urinal?

[DingleberryClock]

At 4/14/01 07:15 AM, tritoch wrote:

At 4/14/01 04:15 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote: I just had THE LARGEST TURD! It was about 8 inches wide and 12 inches long. As it was hanging out, I though I was shitting out my intestine(sp?) or something.. then, when I looked down into the toilet, there was blood all over the sides of it... that turd was a whore.. THE TURD THAT ATE MANHATTAN!!!!! I wish I had saved it in a jar or taken a picture of it or something...

One time I pooed all the colors of the rainbow. I'm surprised you didn't faint... I mean, bleeding out of your anus. That's like having a horse cock penetrating your ass and the pain is so unbearable that you begin to vomit and then finally fainting.

And how do I know this, you say? Jesus, I watch the Discovery Channel.

Speaking of poop. Anyone ever see poop in a urinal?

Actually, it wasn't painful at all, just scary, I though my intestines were hanging out of my ass... I need to stop going to thisisacryforhelp.com....

[traekwon]

At 4/14/01 04:15 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote: I just had THE LARGEST TURD! It was about 8 inches wide and 12 inches long. As it was hanging out, I though I was shitting out my intestine(sp?) or something.. then, when I looked down into the toilet, there was blood all over the sides of it... that turd was a whore.. THE TURD THAT ATE MANHATTAN!!!!! I wish I had saved it in a jar or taken a picture of it or something...

Ok quit talking about this before I get an image in my head. Too late ewww.

[Vero993]

just out of curiosity, how did you get it to flush? I mean, whenever i take a dump like that, it usually clogs and i have to get out industrial strength Drano and the toilet snake.......

[Adambomb]

Eeeww

[swill]

I was a sensitive child, and was scared of toilets hehe. So i used to hold in shits for as long as 2 weeks, and i bled out my ass sometimes.
It is fuckin scary.