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Crap 1 is
"wow, those trousers/short/whatever are skin tight! How do you get into those things?"

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

"I like your sleeves, they're real big."

At 6/13/05 12:58 PM, DrHood wrote: "Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"

Tried and tested.

We have a winner.

"You seem easy. Wanna fuck?"

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

At 6/13/05 12:58 PM, Rocks_Levi wrote: Crap 1 is
"wow, those trousers/short/whatever are skin tight! How do you get into those things?"

if the women responded she would say " buy me a drink and i will show u how"

are you from tennasse ( the state if i spelled it wrong ) cause your the only ten i see
my brother said i should use that

You ever been penetrated?

That is a bad one.

THERE ARE SO MUCH
1] Santa must have come early cause you were first on my xmas list
2]You know what look good on you... ME!
THOSE are all i can think of now but their are much more

i was standing at a table with some friends and some girls wearing an army t-shirt so my friend yells pointing to himself: "hey, war's happenin' over here!"

girl laughed and joined her boyfriend

"The only good thing that looks good one me is you."

"Are you sure you're not a criminal? Because you have to be jailbait."

"I think you're the only person to tame MY lion!"

"When I saw you it felt like my croth got jacked up on 22s."

"You make me wanna move it!"

"Have you met my friend Barry White? Because I'm sure he'd liek to join us!"

I have not used any of these!

"Ive got a big doughnut stick. Wanna go back to my place and see what it tastes like?"

That was awful.

At 6/13/05 09:47 AM, monkeybalz wrote: what are some of the worst pickup lines u have heard

my fav is" those clothes look good on u but they would look better on my bedroom floor

That one sucks, I'll agree.

Hahaha, ha.

can i have 25 cent
why?
so i can call my mom and tell her i meet the love of my life

At 6/13/05 11:45 AM, Method2k5 wrote: The worst one in the history of earth is

"Do you want fires wiht that shake?"

I want to slap the crap out of the man who made that up..

Oh sorry that was me!!

"Hey after some Q&A, can i have some T&A?"
tried it once and my balls never forgave me

"There's a party in my pants...

...and you're invited."

"I own a Porche."

*flashes keys*

Bada bing! You'll get free sex for life.

The worst one I could picture would be something along the lines of:

"Excuse me ma'am. I've been staring at you from across the room for a little under an hour. I wanted to know if I can insert my penis directly into your vagina."

this ones kinda messed up:

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

LOL

this ones goood

A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Man: Which do you prefer raspberries or strawberries?
Woman: Why?
Man: because I want to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

Man: Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can totally see myself in your pants.

and here are soem bad/really lame ones.

man: did it hurt
woman: did what hurt?
man: when you fell from heaven

man: Are those astranaut pants because your body is out of this world

i know theyre bad

I have a few, but most of them can only be used in certain places.
Here's one that can be used anywhere:
Man - Do you sleep on your stomach?
Woman - No.
Man - Can I?

Here's one that is appropriate only at an auto parts store:
Nice headlights. Wanna show me what's under the hood?

Here's one that only works in a library:
Are you a library book, 'cause I'm checking you out.

Here's one that shouldn't be used outside of a grocery store:
Those melons look heavy. Do you mind if I hold them for you?

hey nice ass i wouldnt mind boning you in your sex hole both of them

Worst one would have to be

"I lost my virginity, could I have yours?"

*shakes head in shame*

a wise quagmire once said:

giggity giggity giggity

*throw sugar packet*

You left your nametag...............................

I'm back with more...

"Is it me, or are you hot?"

"Is it me, or am I hot?"

"I think you're too sexy for your boyfriend."

"Am I sexier than you, or is it just my ex.?"

"Meechow, I like Asians."

"Meee-eeoo-ooww-w! You are just a cat aren't ya?"

"Instead of making up some stupid pickup line, can we just get to the sexual intercourse? I want to have sex, so why don't we exchange fluids already?" *SLAP*

I didn't use any of, these and neither should you.

i've heard a TON of bad ones in my time but here's some of the best coming to mind from morons i've seen at shows and parties over the last few years...

1) "can i be your leather for a day?"
2) a friend of mine was wearing her Jack Daniels tshirt and some schmuck came up to her and said "A nice big bottle of jack, I wanna drink you."
3) "does hockey make you horny?" (after a <A> Two Man Advantage www.twomanadvantage.com <A> show)
4) best one....drunkenness at Holidays In The Sun 2004, he made it nice and easy. "are you married?" <shakes head no> "are you single? that's what i like to hear."

can i check you tag? just like i thought made in heaven

if i created the alpha bet id put u and i together

baby, i wanna go inside your shopping mall and get in you gap,

baby, i wanna get inside your frig and spill some milk.

baby, i want you to find a snake in your garden,