feel free to post your own
here are some of mine:
-"I've already seen everything"
-"really? have you seen a man eat his own head?"
-"well then you havent seen everything"
Team America World Police
"No one can ruin our family vacation except for me, and maybe the boy!"
Homer simpson, simpsons go to itchy and scratchy land
-"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
-"Honey, I'm home!"
Jack Nicholson, The Shinning
-"beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
Original Twighlight Zone, Episode where lady has her face covered
-"(Will Smith) Robots can't create an masterpeice of music, Robots can't paint a work of art..."
-"(Robot) Can you?"
-"Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why its candy"
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-"Hasta la vista, baby"
-"The greatest thing in life is to love and be loved in return"
-"Wiggle your big toe"
Kill Bill Vol. 1
-"the roll of an annoying talking animal sidekick is already taken"
Donkey, Shrek 2
-"(drops expensive china but doesnt break) Hm...unbreakable..(taps on side of furniture. China shatters to peices)"
John Candy, Uncle Buck
-"wow dad i've never seen this sensitive side of you"
"haha..you tell anyone and ill kill you. no im serious, ill reach down your throat, rip out your heart and eat it, ALL OF IT....good night sweety."
"(Brian)Ask me how the queen of england is" "(Louis) Hows the queen of engl..." "Speeds out and bak in with british national guard fuzzy helmet) "(Brian) she's fine.
Family Guy, Super Griffins
Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs
-"As my plastic surgent said...Wherever you go, go with a smile!"
Jack Nicholeson, Batman
-"You ought to be the worst pirate i ever heard of"
-"But you have heard of me"
Pirates of the Carribean
-"Thomas edison stated that he found out 2,000 ways how NOT to make a light bulb"
i have many more but i dont want to tire you