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*shakes head in dismay at the stupidity knowing it will probalby work*

Im in!!!

At 7/7/05 02:13 PM, gumOnShoe wrote: *shakes head in dismay at the stupidity knowing it will probalby work*

The sad truth is, it will. I will be rich. You'll never find anyone else who has done this.

worst idea ever

*throws bolders at him* u suck at ideas now go die slow n painful death u retarded monkey fucker

At 9/28/05 05:18 PM, mofomojo wrote: Are you tired of ordinary monotonous lamps?
Don't you wish someone would come along and make a lamp the color of chocolate?
etc

Please become my spokesman when I'm a famous lamp salesman. I'll give you a share of the profits.

At 9/28/05 05:06 PM, skippy101 wrote: *throws bolders at him* u suck at ideas now go die slow n painful death u retarded monkey fucker

Shut the hell up you 13 year old turd. Go away, learn some grammar, gain some wit so you can use insults that don't include the words "retard" or "monkey" THEN come back and post.

Hey, my name is Rich.

>:|

Dumb idea but good goal, im trying to plan my road to riches, selling drugs or selling cars, mecahnical engineer would be my career

Sounds a little crazy to me. Oh well, as they say, "The rich are very eccentric!"

At 9/30/05 06:18 PM, -Jake- wrote: Sounds a little crazy to me. Oh well, as they say, "The rich are very eccentric!"

They also count their money under shining brown.

"But wait Marie... We aren't asking $30 for the attractive brown lamp set... We aren't even asking $20..."

"How about $10 John?"

"Shut your fucking whore mouth Marie... Ahaaahahaha... No Marie, for a limited time only, if you can call in and guess EXACTLY what we use to make them so brown, you'll get this wonderful set for $30. So call in now, our operators are standing by..."

"But John, didn't you say the lamps didn't cost thirt-"

"You want me to take my belt to you, huh bitch? Give me a fucking reason and I'll bury you like the last three before you... Thirty bucks, say it!"

"Thirty bucks John..."

"Thirty bucks! And what a bargin! Call now and let these little lamps 'light up your life'. Ahahahaaa."

"hahahahaha...."

At 6/10/05 06:32 PM, MaidenHead wrote: I have a plan for riches. I will become a millionaire from this idea
Everybody reads at some point, right? So when it's dark, you need to use something maybe not as bright as a nomral light. So you use a LAMP. But lots of people make lamps, correct? So I need to make this lamp special.
I will create the Worlds Brownest Lamp!

lol that is funny sept it has all ready been done and it looks like a lamp covered in shit

People dont wanted to be reminded of shit when they read.

ha ha, shure, im in, but are you shure people like brown lamps?

Edible appliances.. The fatties would be doomed.

A bed made of nerf would be fun :D

At 7/7/05 01:59 PM, TBone90 wrote:

At 6/10/05 06:42 PM, MaidenHead wrote:

At 6/10/05 06:34 PM, -poxpower- wrote: MAYBE IT COULD BE FUELED BY FARTS HAHAH FARTS HAHAHA FARTS

*Beats with a tuna fish* <3

*Beats with an even bigger tuna fish* :P

*Beats with 4 tuna fishes the size of the last dudes* :-D
Sorry... just had to get in on the fun lol

Or, you could make lamps taht light for 20minutes, then, just as you get to the meat of what you are reading, go out.

Best idea ever.

aha, good luck with that..

Oh Snap, what if I make mines EVEN Browner..

At 6/10/05 06:34 PM, -poxpower- wrote: MAYBE IT COULD BE FUELED BY FARTS HAHAH FARTS HAHAHA FARTS

What kind of a creature gets nutrition from their own farts? You do! That's absolutely correct.

I thought the invention above was going to be a chocolate bar that made your poo glow so you could carry around your turd for light.

At 10/26/05 02:40 PM, kdjizkit wrote: Oh Snap, what if I make mines EVEN Browner..

Then I'll kill you and eat your skin and heart.

i'm just curious, where are you gonna find something more brown than poo?

At 10/28/05 09:34 AM, NightShade2005 wrote: i'm just curious, where are you gonna find something more brown than poo?

I'm sure I'll find a way, I often do.

At 10/28/05 09:34 AM, NightShade2005 wrote: i'm just curious, where are you gonna find something more brown than poo?

it won't be more brown than poo, it will be poo.

At 10/31/05 01:01 PM, Twerpo wrote:

At 10/28/05 09:34 AM, NightShade2005 wrote: i'm just curious, where are you gonna find something more brown than poo?

it won't be more brown than poo, it will be poo.

How the hell would I make a lamp out of poo? C'mon, be serious.

Lol... whaddya expect? Its a forum on a rather well known flash site... did you actually expect -gasp- intelligent advice? Look somewhere else.