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Oh mighty pox, please rate me on my abilities to rate others on there review rating skills. I need to know if my rating skills are as great and mighty as yours. Rate away, good sir.

Its amazing how many people actually thought up something to fit in bubbles.Looks like i just typed it so i might as well get rated while im here.

be gentle its my first time....

There once was a man from Canada, who loved blowing bubbles. But sadly he couldn't blow bubbles very well as he had, no lips. So Jesus made him some lips, but he abused them... by kissing ass. So Jesus said hey, Jackass, as that was the guy's name. If you aren't going to blow bubbles, I will take you lips away and give them to a Michael Jackson... because he lost his in a horrible car accident and needs them to BLOW Bubbles lol.

Need sleep... hey rate me I<3 you.

Magic helps the soul...

At 6/9/05 01:01 AM, X-Stem wrote: you never put "bubbles" in quotations, so i went and thought you meant you had to reply, as in NG post boxes = bubbles, in your world

ok fine
you have lots of posts and a green aura which like makes you so cool, also you're the first person I ever talked too, which makes me rate you a ten out of ten and just destroyed all objectivity in this whole topic, making me a slimy little twerp who wouldn't even make the grade for hot dog meat.
HOW'S THAT. You like that huh? It was good for me too.

At 6/9/05 01:01 AM, boloneyman wrote: Well I can never resist a "I will rate you" topic. Hopefully I won't skipped like I usually do and who knows maybe I might get a decent score for once. So when you can please rate me.

A great sage once said "If every man knew the way to enlightement, then no man would know the way to enlightement" which was sort of a clever way to say he had gone senile a LOOOOOOONG time ago but still needed some food. And that's where boloneyman comes in. You see, he was always picked on as a kid, all the big bullies laughed at him because he had a glowing red nose and he was an ugly duckling and all that bullshit. Except that boloneyman never grew up to be a swan or a flashlight, he stayed really ugly and useless all his life. He heard the rumor that a sage in the mountain was giving advice to anyone who would hear it. He thought "Maybe, just maybe I can fit 8 marshmallows in my mouth if I squeeze them real hard" and then later though that the old man
might be of some assistance to him. He sent out to reach the mountain top, where the geezer was located. On his way, he encountered a gentle bear, who was guarding a bridge. The bear then asked him 3 riddles, but the sky fell down at this instant and boloneyman woke up at the hospital, with his worried parents in the room. That's the last time he would try to kill himself by drinking diluted anti-freeze. Well that month.

At 6/9/05 01:12 AM, DonutPower wrote: Is that good enough for you?

I dunno, yours sorta sucked. I don't have inspiration for you. what I'm trying to say is, get a job son.
You get 20 spirals out of 40 sugar canes and pretty balloons.

At 6/9/05 01:16 AM, fR0ZEN wrote: Well, since I pass most of my free time in this time-consuming and social-life-eating bubble that is Newgrounds.com, I guess it would be fun to be rated by someone who seems to suffer from the same problem as I do...

"FOOLISHNESS" Exclaimed Charles Darwin at fROZEN's daring proposal. "FOOLISHNESS I SAY! Creatures do not simply evolve! They would definately need a catalyst, like, mutagenic goo. Like in Ninja Turtles, where they goo goes over them and they mention Darwin's theory of evolution and go "they evolved into man turtles" and all that stuff" "Woah this is like so metaphysical, Darwin sir, you'd definately win an academy award if we filmed this, since holywood critics give awards only to movies they don't understand!".
YOU GET A LIFE :o

At 6/9/05 01:17 AM, M1RR0R_1mag3 wrote: Yesterday, I blew some huge bubbles shaped like asses. Freaky shit, huh? Oh wait, what did I want to ask? Oh yeah, couldja rate me please o mighty -poxpower-?

didn't I already do you?
Well I'm not taking any chances.
OR AM I
no I'm not.
you still get a rating.
its right here: "rating"

Writing a full sentence with on two lines on -poxpowers-'s magnificant original topic that he will rate me hopefully on. Check.

Having word bubbles. Check.

At 6/9/05 01:32 AM, -Jose- wrote: Oh mighty pox, please rate me on my abilities to rate others on there review rating skills. I need to know if my rating skills are as great and mighty as yours. Rate away, good sir.

Fuck, i messed that up. I was blowing bubbles while he made me type the original of the rating of the abilities to rate others on their review rating system. Fuck, I look stupid.

At 6/9/05 01:38 AM, -poxpower- wrote: "FOOLISHNESS" Exclaimed Charles Darwin at fR0ZEN's daring proposal. "FOOLISHNESS I SAY! Creatures do not simply evolve! They would definately need a catalyst, like, mutagenic goo. Like in Ninja Turtles, where they goo goes over them and they mention Darwin's theory of evolution and go "they evolved into man turtles" and all that stuff" "Woah this is like so metaphysical, Darwin sir, you'd definately win an academy award if we filmed this, since holywood critics give awards only to movies they don't understand!".

Hmmm...Darwin's theory applied on turtles and goo...
That WOULD make a great film, but I think it's already been done...3 times...

YOU GET A LIFE :o

Hooray!!

I was attemping to blow a bubble with Doublemind gum as I was pouring m'self some Coke. As the soft-drink fizzed from the glass, I attempted to count the bubbles before they all fizzed away, but I only made it up to 16. Failure : (

Will you rate my left earlobe?

At 6/9/05 01:48 AM, DontTouchMe wrote: I was attemping to blow a bubble with Doublemind gum as I was pouring m'self some Coke.

Oops, forgot m'picture.

At 6/9/05 01:49 AM, DontTouchMe wrote: Oops, forgot m'picture.

You look high... and your gum looks like it's about to fall out. But maybe that's just me!

At 6/9/05 01:24 AM, Mast3rMind wrote: I would ask why the word bubbles but now I have already used it. Rate me on anything. I can take it. Only being here for only a few month's so far I can easily tell that you are a mod that likes to make fun topics, as well as responses to threads. I look forwad to your rating, on whatever it may be.

"And he flew in the skies, on a motorcycle, and he's have a chainsaw, and they'd have a chainsaw jousting contest, only while in motorcycles or maybe Jet-Skis, well anyways, there would be lots of explosions!"
Well what did you think, inquired Mast3rMind, as he finished his movie pitch to the lumbering cretin siting on the other side of the table. "I love it son, I LOVE IT, you'll be big son, REAL big!"
"Wow, that's a great tv show" though Mat3rMind", after watching the movie pitch scene. I wish I could think up of a great movie like that. But just then, 5 ninjas bust through the window and began their merciless attack on the poor Mast3rMind.
"Fucking cool book" exclaimed Mat3rMind, as he was reading "Ninajs attack boy who watched tv". Suddenly, the bus driver made an annoucement: "Ladies and gentlemen, there appears to be a bomb on this bus. We cannot lower the speed below 50mph or it will explode, also, if anyone farts....."
"What a gay idea" said Mat3rMind, as this kid pitched his movie to him. "What a fucking lame idea".
indeed.

At 6/9/05 01:25 AM, Poop4brains wrote: I don't want to be rated, I'm not going to make two sentence long post with the word "Bubbles" in it so don't rate me... Because I don't want to be rated. Because only fags rate people.

Ok I'll tcccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and then maybe we can bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzouit bzzzzzzzzzzzouit so this kid named.... kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa suddenly, to his surprise,... fffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrshhh frrrssssssssssssshhh ...but long before.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzccccccccchhhhhhh cccchhhh chhhhh ...back... tttttwiiiiieeeeeeeee chhhhhhhhhh

sorry man I can't go on, I'm getting a bad signal.

At 6/9/05 01:29 AM, Seizure_Dog wrote:

Let me tell you the story of the noob named bubbles. bubbles was a stupid noob, spamming the forums and breaking virtually every rule Tanner ever wrote down. The Poxy gave him a swift kick in the nads and permabanned him. Teh Edn

This is the story of that man, the story of the one who went against all odds and triumphed. The story of Seizure_Dog.
On a small greek farm in the year 300 b.c., a young slave was born. His mother died during labor because the snail overlords whiped her too much, and the fater was later thrown into the Goorlak pit where the yearly Olympic games were held. Seizure_Dog grew up as a slave of the slug lord Qwazeawqark. No just kidding, his named was Roger. Roger wasn't a bad master, as evil smail overlords went, but even he had little consideration for his propriety and often physicaly and verbaly mistreated Seizure_Dog. After 23 years of hard labor, he has grown into a fine young man, with skin darkened by the sun and his muscles points maxed out by the hard labor. He took it upon himself to free his people from the Snail overlords. And failed miserably. He died at the hands of the snail lors and all that shit, and he got whiped for like 2 hours and was bleeding all over the place. It was pretty sad, but the movie made lots of money.

At 6/9/05 01:31 AM, MAYORMCHEESE wrote:

good enough reason?

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good enough rating?

Bastard...

Well I think im tough shit

I have 2 sentences for you:

Are you currently on crack? Is it any good?

At 6/9/05 01:53 AM, -poxpower- wrote: This is the story of that man, the story of the one who went against all odds and triumphed. The story of Seizure_Dog.

<3

But I still want a rating of some sort :O You know, ___ out of ___.

And hurry up and delete this guy please.

At 6/9/05 01:38 AM, -poxpower- wrote: I dunno, yours sorta sucked. I don't have inspiration for you.

That's exactly what I expected. Unknown alt + my shitty post = no rating.

Oh well.

At 6/9/05 01:53 AM, -poxpower- wrote: "What a gay idea" said Mat3rMind, as this kid pitched his movie to him. "What a

I wouldn't use ^ that word, but other than that it was it was an interesting "rating". Funny, I can at least say that much.

At 6/9/05 01:57 AM, JerkClock wrote: I have 2 sentences for you:
Are you currently on crack? Is it any good?

hi ure phaggot

as surprising as it may sound, this is my normal state of mind.
clap clap go me.

anyways, goodbye for tonight you self-centered batards, and remember:

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT RATING TOPICS

HA! denial(addict).

You know what? Just for shits and giggles, let's see how you rate me. I know how others have rated me, since I'm a gigantic e-whore and need constant reassurance, but I want to know how you feel Pox. Bring it on. I'm not afraid.

Well -pox-, if you're still up to this when you get back online, go ahead and see if I have what it takes to be rated. I don't know how well you'll rate me. Hell, I could be rated less than the snot bubbles that comes out of the fat loser kid that never got picked first in dodgeball, or less than Michael Jackson's pet monkey, Bubbles. However you rate me, I'll be content with it, maybe even content enough to just go outside and blow some bubbles out of one of those cheap magic wands.

Poxpower please rate me because I love you very much. I'm not sure you grasp the gravity of my love. If my love was a planet it would be maus's left buttcheek, if my love were beer, it would be altr's liver, if it were hair it would be, well you get the fucking picture.

There's my fucking text you crazy fucking crackhead. Rate me now or I will sue you for false advertising.

my pogs > your pogs

Hey poxpower, do you like bubbles? Well, of course you do as do I. And that why I have entered your thread. And there's alos another thing. Will you rate me? Please? I mean, after all you are the coolest member on the bbs. And no I'm not kissing up. (= So please rate me!

At 6/9/05 02:10 AM, mighty_potato wrote: You know what? Just for shits and giggles, let's see how you rate me. I know how others have rated me, since I'm a gigantic e-whore and need constant reassurance, but I want to know how you feel Pox. Bring it on. I'm not afraid.

fail

At 6/9/05 04:04 AM, -Gooch- wrote: Well -pox-, if you're still up to this when you get back online, go ahead and see if I have what it takes to be rated. I don't know how well you'll rate me. Hell, I could be rated less than the snot bubbles that comes ...

A long time ago, in a webspace far far away

INTERWEB
WARS

EPISODE 4: A NEW HOPE

It is a dark time for the wit, the evil Emperor has taken control of all the webspace's ressources and forces civilians to dumb their posts down in favor of hiking their post count and of making stupid friends they don't care about. The Rebelion, led by -poxpower- is under hard times as the galactic assault of the emperor's forces take their toll on his patience

Gooch Groundsrunner, a teenage boy stuck in the ass-end of the forum, is interested in joining the rebelion. His powers are still weak, hence he must seek the teachings of Obi-Pox Banobi.

With their fearsome weapong completed; the club forums, the Emperor and his minions are ready to unleash a final assault on the rebelion and take control of the galaxy. Only a fully-prepared -Gooch- can restore order and peace to the galaxy, using the power of the wit...

At 6/9/05 04:08 AM, JackPhantasm wrote: Poxpower please rate me because I love you very much. I'm not sure you grasp the gravity of my love. If my love was a planet it would be maus's left buttcheek, if my love were beer, it would be altr's liver, if it were hair it would be, well you get the fucking picture.

you try to be funny but you fail : (
no I keed I keed.
no I dont.

At 6/9/05 04:11 AM, Acid-Rain wrote: I mean, after all you are the coolest member on the bbs.

this boy knows what I want to hear. <3

He's the last son of a dying planet. The earth's yellow sun gives him powers beyond measure. He's faster than a speeding bullet, or even than a regular bullet that's shot out of a gun, stronger than a locomotive ( even on wednesdays) and smarter than a triangle. He's ACID-RAIN, sworn protector of hot barely legal teens all over the earth. With his mind ray, he uncorrupts criminals, with his heat-ray, he unfrosts (?) his tv dinners and with his x-ray, he undresses women and feels their supple breasts.
Only one weakness he has: that damned parental control chip thing on his tv. He just can't figure out how to deactivate it, and has missed many classic scenes like Sarah Connor's boobs in Terminator 1 and that chick with THREE, that's THREE funbags in Total Recall.

I doubt you came up with the snazzy one liner about carrots on a dime, relating them to aliens sounds too creative for you.

As a mod you must have excellent skilles of observation, keeping an eagle eye on the goings on of a bbs. Ignoring that ever present world, and the skills it may behold all in the way of preserving a safe and effective bbs.

See if you can rate me, without hitting my grandmother with a stick.

I want you to rate my loveable curtains. And by curtains I mean the curtains made by the parting in my hair style. Not the curtains that you'd see in a living room in room moody gothy colour. Or in a bathroom with pictures of sealions and bubbles on them.

Hmm, getting rated by a mod? Well, I've already got rated by DanMalo, but hopefully, you'll give me a rating better than the one I got from Dan, so could you rate my profile please (how good the level, B/P, posts etc are)? BTW, bubbles!

Rate me, but only after you have rated everybody else and i can see if your a nice person or not.kthx bai

Sincereley,
Bubbles.

Ok , now you told me to make at least 2 lines , hmm hope it is not so difficult to come up with someth- Oh! What do you know I already got to the 2nd line :) Uhuh Lucky me ...
Please rate me cuz I love rating threads :D

At 6/9/05 01:26 PM, JosephMerrick wrote: I doubt you came up with the snazzy one liner about carrots on a dime, relating them to aliens sounds too creative for you.

I feckin' did. I never copy off other sources, unless its obvious or I say I did.
And even then, I bet you phools wouldn't know it.

See if you can rate me, without hitting my grandmother with a stick.

YOU DIDN'T WRITE BUBBLES
YOU DIDN'T WRITE BUBBLES
YOU DIDN'T WRITE BUBBLES
haha phail
<3 elephant man

At 6/9/05 01:26 PM, GibSG wrote: I want you to rate my loveable curtains. And by curtains I mean the curtains made by the parting in my hair style. Not the curtains that you'd see in a living room in room moody gothy colour. Or in a bathroom with pictures of sealions and bubbles on them.

"My! Oh my! What manner of dreadful beast is this grandpa?!" Asked Billy as he passed in front of the glass cage where GibSG was being kept. He was long dead of course, and stuffed for all to see and marvel at his ghastly visage and dreadful mutant body. "He was an internet user" replied Grandpa. "An internet..user....". A tear ran down the old man's cheek, as he remembered a past he had tried so hard to forget everything about. On a small plate, on the case, we could read: "GibSG, an internet user from the golden age because the revolution. Notice his pale skin and almost blind eyes, which he got from endless hours of staying inside staring at the screen. His apparent lack of musculature is also due to this lifestyle. Towards the end of his life, tumors started to develop on his penis, from lack of use. The great poxpower, leader of the droid army, once declared "GibSG isn't worth five sacs of liver meow-chow"