At 6/9/05 12:50 AM, Jordanog wrote:
Since I'm done blowing bubbles, rate my batting average. I've always wanted someone to rate my batting average. Yes indeed. I don't know if this is two lines yet so I'm going to keep typing... Yeah
From the dawn of time, men have asked this question: Is it really possible to fly? Are we destined to walk the dusty trails of earth forever, or shall we one day soar above the cliffs and the oceans and taste sweet freedom? One man dared answer this enigma. This man was Jordanog. Using a complex machine build mostly out of bambo sticks, dry mud and sparrow spit, he sought to seek to search to find and like.. understand.. and try... yeah, try to maybe fly. His mom told him that playing near bottomless crevises was dangerous, and that only mexican kids should play there, but Jordanog would hear none of it. With a bold leap, he soared into the abyss, aided by his contraption, proving once and for all that humans can achieve all that they want if they have the guts to go for their dreams, as he had.
oh right, excpet stuff that not physicaly possible, like flying. So he died, of starvation, because its a bottomless pit, remember? Fucking awesome.
On his tombstone, only the mysterious " 5 out of 9 cucumbers are not fit for human consumption after their expiration date" was written.
At 6/9/05 12:50 AM, StarF68 wrote:
Word bubbles? What the hell? Well, just rate me as a bbs user. I want to know if I'm even known around here, or even good enough to be known. Uhhm, and yes, carrots are evil. >.>
"Was there ever a giant space worm to begin with?", inquired StarF68, as he woke in a puddle of his own vomit. Surely it would leave a mark other than this condom in my anus. OUCH FUCK! Said our brave lad as he steped on a broken glass bottle. "Where's my god damned saraainge ( he doesn't know how to write this word, so that's why I have taken the liberty of mistyping it also)", pondered the little queer.
alright that's enough :o You get like one leather jacket out of a pantyhose.
At 6/9/05 12:50 AM, Liquidmaycry wrote:
while i dont understand why you want us to write bubbles (i did it!) i will do it anyway.I want you to rate me in general as a Newgrounds member.The faster you could do this the faster i could get to blowing my bubbles (i did it again).
In the History of mankind, there was one so vile, so horrible, SO SMELLY that he could only be named "Liquidmaycry", even on the internet, where he spent most of his time, as far away from showers as possible. Liquidmaycry wasn't a bad soul, for he knew naught how to sin. Unfortunately he knew naught dick as well and mostly just sat in front of the computer all day, wondering if its wrong to eat pizza with his nose. Or even possible. When his mom found his rotten carcass, lying in front of the computer, being eaten by maggots and old McD's french fries, he was clasping a piece of paper. On this piece of paper was written "Pox told me I am worth 3 emos out of a case of taco beans".
At 6/9/05 12:52 AM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:
Alright, so I was like, hey wassup dewd, and -poxpower- was lyke, sdfu newb, I'ma gunna dan ur azz, and i was all like, yea? Well quit blowing bubbles out your ass and rate meh u son of a bitch.
you have like 2200 posts and I don't even know you. This would have never happened under the last lord of the sith.you have like 2200 posts and I don't even know you. This would have never happened under the last lord of the sith.you have like 2200 posts and I don't even know you. This would have never happened under the last lord of the sith.you have like 2200 posts and I don't even know you. This would have never happened under the last lord of the sith.
which means you're worth nothing out of minus everything times nothings divided by zero.
