Actually, if someone may interject, I have a point to put forth.
In 1954, Albert Einstein constructed his "Theory of J00tivity" in which he mathmatically proved the superiority of j00bie.
By taking the positive j00lectrons and placing them in a Hindenburg glass and then stirring them around with a pink salad fork, he found that from these particles alone, he could create life. Alber Einstein then accidently got robotic arms merged to his spinal cord, went insane, and fought spiderman.
But the point still stands in his research.
The Conclusion Was This:
j00bie > life