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At 3/26/08 07:54 PM, Sp1r1T wrote: If you live in the UK and are reading this post right now, theres 6 minutes until its my birthday :D

Happy birthday!

At 3/26/08 04:07 AM, ZENON wrote: So... my ex's best friend started talking to me again. Talking turned into comfort (she's trying to choose over these guys), comfort turned into her coming onto me, that turned into flirting, and that turned into cybering.

HAHA. Me and my ex are talking again. Although it's slow progress, it's getting us somewhere. My god can she make me jealous, but I can do the same to her.
Dude, my mom got on my case for showering and shit like that. And like... I haven't showered in one whole day and she's sitting there saying 'You shower once a week' and shit like that. And it pissed me off and she kept preaching to me and shit. So now, I can't go to the movies tomorrow cuz I said 'I don't give a shit' I guess I got attitude problems when someone preaches to me about something I can fucking handle. Bullshit.

At 3/26/08 11:20 PM, Black-Lightning wrote:

Dude, my mom got on my case for showering... I guess I got attitude problems when someone preaches to me about something I can fucking handle. Bullshit.

dude... smack that ho D:<

At 3/26/08 11:23 PM, Quarl wrote: dude... smack that ho D:<

Nah. I really do love her. I'm not gonna be a dick to someone I love... or were you talking about my mom? I love her too, but fuck... getting pissed off about hair!? What's wrong with her!?

I know. I was kidding. I love my mom too. Doesn't stop me from cussing her in secret every now and then for what I feel is incessant nagging.

At 3/26/08 02:03 PM, ObviousTroll wrote:

At 3/26/08 01:49 PM, hellsmaw18 wrote: hey!, play skyball!!!

...Wtf?..

what??? its a fun game!

Why can't weeeeeee be friends?

At 3/27/08 02:07 AM, Father-of-Death wrote: Why can't weeeeeee be friends?

Because I hate you >:(

At 3/27/08 02:18 AM, ZENON wrote:

At 3/27/08 02:07 AM, Father-of-Death wrote: Why can't weeeeeee be friends?

Because I hate you >:(

LET THE LOVEBLIMP WIPE AWAY YOUR WORRIES AND FEARS.
NOW.

At 3/27/08 02:28 AM, Rig wrote: LET THE LOVEBLIMP WIPE AWAY YOUR WORRIES AND FEARS.
NOW.

I'm actually just fine, my penis is just sore :(

At 3/27/08 02:37 AM, ZENON wrote:

At 3/27/08 02:28 AM, Rig wrote: LET THE LOVEBLIMP WIPE AWAY YOUR WORRIES AND FEARS.
NOW.

I'm actually just fine, my penis is just sore :(

Say, what is making that dickblimp of yours float in the air? Semium?

At 3/27/08 03:25 AM, nal1200 wrote: Say, what is making that dickblimp of yours float in the air? Semium?

Really really tall people just carry it... it can't float worth shit.

Is there a vagooblimp?

and where do blimps go when they die.

Please I need help there's a piece of apple pie (with cream) stuck in my guitar so the inside of the guitar is a mess of warm and sticky cream, moist pieces of apple and fat which will start smelling pretty bad after a while what do I do help :(

At 3/27/08 03:31 PM, SBB wrote: Please I need help there's a piece of apple pie (with cream) stuck in my guitar so the inside of the guitar is a mess of warm and sticky cream, moist pieces of apple and fat which will start smelling pretty bad after a while what do I do help :(

ahahahaha...
1) Get a kitten
2) Place inside guitar
3) ???
4) Profit!

At 3/27/08 12:14 AM, Quarl wrote: I know. I was kidding. I love my mom too. Doesn't stop me from cussing her in secret every now and then for what I feel is incessant nagging.

She still won't let me go to the movies. Fuck, my day just can't get any fucking better than this. Fuck yes! Thank you mother, for making my life so good and en-fucking-joyable =]
She says "No movies cuz of your attitude" But really she should be saying "No movies cuz I'm too fucking lazy to do something for anyone but myself." She pisses me off... a lot!

At 3/27/08 03:36 PM, Black-Lightning wrote: She says "No movies cuz of your attitude" But really she should be saying "No movies cuz I'm too fucking lazy to do something for anyone but myself." She pisses me off... a lot!

You know, fuck movie bans. I'd smack you around if you were my kid.
But that's just me.

At 3/27/08 03:39 PM, Rig wrote: You know, fuck movie bans. I'd smack you around if you were my kid.
But that's just me.

The problem is, I wish I was kidding. She has yet to pay my school fees that are 107. And since my parents are divorced she maked 25 bucks extra a week to use on me. Now since we are 3/4 through the school year, my fees could have been paid in roughly one month. However... they have not been paid. Instead, she bought a big screen tv while I have yet to get my first quarter grade card.

"She still won't let me go to the movies. Fuck, my day just can't get any fucking better than this. Fuck yes! Thank you mother, for making my life so good and en-fucking-joyable =]
She says "No movies cuz of your attitude" But really she should be saying "No movies cuz I'm too fucking lazy to do something for anyone but myself." She pisses me off... a lot!"

What's stopping you from walking out the door and going to the cinema?

At 3/27/08 03:35 PM, Rig wrote:

At 3/27/08 03:31 PM, SBB wrote: Please I need help there's a piece of apple pie (with cream) stuck in my guitar so the inside of the guitar is a mess of warm and sticky cream, moist pieces of apple and fat which will start smelling pretty bad after a while what do I do help :(

ahahahaha...
1) Get a kitten
2) Place inside guitar
3) ???
4) Profit!

Please I need help there's a cute little kitten stuck in my guitar so the inside of the guitar is a mess of blood, meat and fur which will start smelling pretty bad after a while what do I do help :(

At 3/27/08 03:47 PM, ObviousTroll wrote: "She still won't let me go to the movies. Fuck, my day just can't get any fucking better than this. Fuck yes! Thank you mother, for making my life so good and en-fucking-joyable =]
She says "No movies cuz of your attitude" But really she should be saying "No movies cuz I'm too fucking lazy to do something for anyone but myself." She pisses me off... a lot!"

What's stopping you from walking out the door and going to the cinema?

Other than the fact I need the money she owes me and it's like... 10 miles to the cinema I wanna kick it at? Not a thing =]

At 3/27/08 03:47 PM, ObviousTroll wrote:

What's stopping you from walking out the door and going to the cinema?

ya its not like your chained to your bed

At 3/27/08 03:46 PM, Black-Lightning wrote: Instead, she bought a big screen tv while I have yet to get my first quarter grade card.

Oh.

Well, then. WHAT SHOULD I SMACK

my neck hurts because i had to do gymnastics in gym today and i did too many hand stands..

At 3/27/08 04:05 PM, glitchcore wrote: my neck hurts because i had to do gymnastics in gym today and i did too many hand stands..

liar! your neck hurts from too many interactions with neil & bob.

At 3/27/08 04:05 PM, glitchcore wrote: my neck hurts because i had to do gymnastics in gym today and i did too many hand stands..

My favorite thing to do is... Instead of my hands holding up my body, My body holds up my hands...

I call them standing ups.

Rule 110?!

wow, This is Envy

So i was trying to login today at school right. But we had these crappy lap tops and my 1 key wouldnt work, but I didnt realize it. (My password has a 1 in it)

SO it kept saying incorrect password. THen it says I'm locked out, and says it sent me an email... But it didnt.

What do I do?

Will it unlock eventually or what?

BTW this is an account I made for my gf and I... IF SHE EVER SINGS FOR ME >8(

At 3/28/08 10:42 AM, XJinxX wrote: Will it unlock eventually or what?

Yeah, wait for the next grounds gold day, or try to get the email sent to you again if you're impatient