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Just post it again. It's not like there's anything but spam in this thread, anyway.

Welcome, cycerin.

Come again?

Spam that took me 15 minutes to make, mind.

James Blunt - You're beautiful

My life is brilliant.

My life is brilliant.

Yes, that's a wonderful sentence. Should definitely be repeated - a guy who comes up with this must have some interesting stuff to say.

My love is pure.

Yep, this guy is definitely unique in a world of people having nothing but contaminated love to give.

I saw an angel.
Of that I'm sure.

And he's romantic, too! My, my, an angel, what an unusual yet supereffective way to describe a beautiful woman!

She smiled at me on the subway.
She was with another man.
But I won't lose no sleep on that,
'Cause I've got a plan.

A plan! That'll be a sight to see. Can't wait to hear what it is.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.

It's true. No, really. Who's disagreeing back there? It's true, I tell you!

I saw your face in a crowded place,

Ah, that would be the subway. Clever. "Subway" doesn't rhyme with face, but "place" does... and the subway is a crowded place! I think I'm getting the hang of this whole songwriting stuff now!

And I don't know what to do,

...but you had a plan, right?

'Cause I'll never be with you.

But what about that plan? You were gonna kick that guy's ass, or something like that, right? Don't give up yet, there's still an excellent plan to execute!

Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.

You walked on by? You were just marching up and down the subway? That seems odd, especially when it's rush hour and the subway is all... you know... crowded...

She could see from my face that I was,
Flying high, [ - video/radio edited version]
Fucking high, [ - CD version]

Ahh... shit, the word fuck can't be broadcasted... and it has such poetic power - I know, let's replace it with that other expletive that starts with an f! Phew, see? You really have to be flexible as a songwriter and find conmetric synonyms for the stuff that's just too powerful for the censors to bear!

And I don't think that I'll see her again,

The plan! Dude, don't forget that awesome plan you had!

But we shared a moment that will last till the end.

Till the end of what? The end of the moment, presumably? Or are we going to just throw away all modesty, and say it will last till the end of time? Anyhow, why is the moment in the past ("shared") AND in the future ("will last")?

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don't know what to do,
'Cause I'll never be with you.

I'm beginning to think that the plan has been forgotten about completely at this point.

You're beautiful. You're beautiful.
You're beautiful, it's true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.

Hey wait. So that angel was not the "you"? It was a real angel! And you saw her, of that you're sure! With this knowledge, the first verse becomes much more interesting! An angel on the subway, with another man, smiling at you. Angel smiles are said to make you lose sleep at night, UNLESS you come up with... a plan. Makes much more sense now.

But it's time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

Well, that angel sucked. So did the plan, apparently. It's not fair damnit! This one time, this ONE TIME that I get a smile from someone who I think is beautiful - no really, it's true - and I just found out, by doing absolutely nothing to find her, that I will never see her again! I will never be with her! Well, better face it - it's time.

James Blunt - the man with the plan.

At 8/14/06 10:28 PM, cycerin wrote: James Blunt - the man with the plan.

James Blunt the man who should be shot.

Now that WinTang mentioned his crappyness I do despise him, I hear him on radio all the time...

James Blunt -- Burn in hell.

Thanks to Clock Day, the Flash Portal is being raided with a whole bunch of bad flashes, meaning free blam points. Oh yeah.

At 8/15/06 12:50 AM, DSMagnum wrote: Thanks to Clock Day, the Flash Portal is being raided with a whole bunch of bad flashes, meaning free blam points. Oh yeah.

You've got it backwards. Free PROTECT points. Out of the hundreds of movies that are submitted today on clock day, about 20 or 30 will be amazing, about 200 or 300 will be horrible, and only 4 or 5 will actually be blammed.

Its Clockday... bottoms up! Every flash will pass :) Get those protect points! :D

At 8/15/06 01:52 AM, Yadon wrote:

At 8/15/06 12:50 AM, DSMagnum wrote: Thanks to Clock Day, the Flash Portal is being raided with a whole bunch of bad flashes, meaning free blam points. Oh yeah.

You've got it backwards. Free PROTECT points. Out of the hundreds of movies that are submitted today on clock day, about 20 or 30 will be amazing, about 200 or 300 will be horrible, and only 4 or 5 will actually be blammed.

Its Clockday... bottoms up! Every flash will pass :) Get those protect points! :D

So far I've gotten about 20 Blam Points, and only 2 Protection Points. I think I'm gonna stick with my original plan of voting 0 on just about every bad flash I see. So far, I've only seen 2 good ones today, and I've watched about 50 overall. I'm starting to dislike Clock Day. >_>

At 8/15/06 02:00 AM, DSMagnum wrote: I'm starting to dislike Clock Day. >_>

Sigh... dont think you are alone on that one...

Isn't it your first?

I've seen it a few times already, it never gets old.

At 8/15/06 02:22 AM, DarKsidE_555 wrote: Damn guys, it's clockday today!! You know what that means!

Get your blam/protection cannons loaded and ready!!!!

I need a new one. I broke mine on all the crap. :(

@ Erkie: Yes, this is my first, as a registered member, but I believe I was here during one of the previous Clock Days. I just remember seeing a lot of bad flashes and it scared me away for a few days. Now, though, it's not so scary when I get to blam about 50 flashes that all say B.

At 8/15/06 02:38 AM, DarKsidE_555 wrote: At 8/15/06 02:29 AM, DSMagnum wrote

I need a new one. I broke mine on all the crap. :(

Damn it! Were are the fu*king reinforcements!?? >:(

Get this man a new riffle!

Hey look, I found my shotgun! :D

:Pronto!! Storm the front or whatever...I remember last year...it was lol...I earned about 150 blam/protection points in just one day. Good thing I had nothing better to do that day.

Man, I got Band Camp this afternoon for 4 hours. I better get my points in early.

Hey folks, I normally do not frequent the forums enough, but I'm gonna try to have reason to post more often. I would greatly appreciate it if some of you had the time, to check out my works in the classical section. I will defintly review others works when I see them review my stuff, and I will be randomly checking out other artists. I hope to get acquainted with some of you, take care!

i never have any luck at the advertising thread lol.

At 8/15/06 03:34 AM, darkkloud wrote: i never have any luck at the advertising thread lol.

Neither do I. I'm better off telling random people I don't know to listen to my songs. They'll say "SURE OKAY!" and then the download it and never think about it again. It's not the best thing, but it works better than that thread.

NOOOO its clock day, all the 13 bastards are dominating the flash portal!!! *hides*

Clock day huh. Should've probably stayed in bed, then.

Hey LoveHateWar, I wrote you a cool review for Broken Wings, seen it yet?

Omg, you did, its very long =P I'll review you in a min!

Hehe, no rush, I mainly just wanted you to read it. :)

yipee, clock day, the day of free blam points ^^

Happy Clock Day AP! Go fifen my movies today!

I feel rather black.
I also got 0 bombed so badly. :(

Shall, fifen the hell out of you! As it is Clockday! And that is the way to play!

I might as well submit some flashes. Lol. They're guaranteed to get through.

Yeah do that one with my tune in it!! I'm dying to know what it's like :)