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well it happens to the best of us...

So not to much activity going on around here what's worth telling in your people's lives aie?

chien chaud ehehehhehe

yeah well your right this place needs a bit of sprucing up....

But the question is which team is the strongest this year the all and mighty powerful Juventus or the worthy yet lazy Chelsea....

I am going to say Juventus with there new team and appiah out and del piero on the bench with his cane juventus unstopable...

hehe

don't knock football (American or World), both are great sports involving lots of skill, but hey whatever floats your boat, and it seems to be two men stuck in a ring with no rules :)

UFC AND K1 are very good sports but in those catagory's boxing is the best for me....

boxing is great but it doesn't have that raw, uncensored appeal that UFC of K1 has... however, in boxing there is that satisfaction of seeing the knockout punch sending the opponent to the mat... oh man thats awesome hehe

At 8/22/05 05:19 PM, AdmiralConquistador wrote: boxing is great but it doesn't have that raw, uncensored appeal that UFC of K1 has... however, in boxing there is that satisfaction of seeing the knockout punch sending the opponent to the mat... oh man thats awesome hehe

what it has more of that raw carnage in UFc and stuff...

in Ufc and K1 they all crazy mofo's who get caged up and everything...

Boxing there strategy you have to last a lot longer in boxing Ufc and K1 are too short and theres to much talking...

PiePie again

just wanted to say we are goin to beat P bots posting soon so get posting

this place needs more people and conversations anyone know of a good joke?

At 8/25/05 03:01 PM, PiePie wrote: PiePie again

just wanted to say we are goin to beat P bots posting soon so get posting

this place needs more people and conversations anyone know of a good joke?

Pie I have brilliant jokes!

Test Results

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Jones, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The head nurse walks by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" The head nurse whips back the sheets, pulls down the man's pajamas, and moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"

Give a shout if you want some more jokes.

At 8/25/05 03:17 PM, FlameMesial wrote:

s his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"

Give a shout if you want some more jokes.

hahaha its so lame lol but funny keep em coming....

At 8/25/05 04:02 PM, PiePie wrote:

Give a shout if you want some more jokes.

hahaha its so lame lol but funny keep em coming....

Ok, here's another:

Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the centre aisle. Both appear to be blind.

The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers don't react, thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start revving and the airplane starts moving.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly down the runway and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the pilot: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"

I like that one.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

flame sorry it was not to funny that one JOhn that shit is hilarious!

aahahah kills him...

Ugly Bus

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have experienced; He decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: “Make 'em all ugly again."

Lawn Mower

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!"

Those two are great. Eventually this thread will be a 'Batlle of the Jokes'.

flame thsoe two jokes were great but I think we should stop before it turns into spam....

also since school is starting anyone no how to crack a lock?

not that I would do anything bad I just want the knowledge.....

At 8/26/05 10:21 AM, PiePie wrote: flame thsoe two jokes were great but I think we should stop before it turns into spam....

also since school is starting anyone no how to crack a lock?

Lock pick. If that doesn't work, use an axe or chainsaw.

Dude I just used a credit card to unlock my front door a couple days ago. I was all freaking out and shit thinking I'm gonna be late for work. I ran around ina circle looking for the manager of the apartments...But then I thought of trying a credit card. Bam. I was in in seconds.

That makes me feel real safe.

I was about to bash my window.

At 8/26/05 07:06 PM, JonH2O wrote:

Bam. I was in in seconds.

That makes me feel real safe.

nice real good thinking you got there...

if anyone who likes mega man check out my song I did with my friend it's pretty good

if you review it I will review your stuff too.

If you don't check out the song you will make megaman cry (o_o) mwhahahaha.

At 8/27/05 09:44 PM, Ziounleacheddarkness wrote: if anyone who likes mega man check out my song I did with my friend it's pretty good

hate to be mean but this is not the thread to psot your music it's for musicians to go off topic...

try audio advertisments or something...

At 8/27/05 10:38 PM, PiePie wrote:

At 8/27/05 09:44 PM, Ziounleacheddarkness wrote: if anyone who likes mega man check out my song I did with my friend it's pretty good

hate to be mean but this is not the thread to psot your music it's for musicians to go off topic...

try audio advertisments or something...

Now now Piepie, this is the lounge, people can do whatever they want here!

yup.

My dog has a hairpin stuck in his volcanoe collection. The skeleton ran out of shampoo in the shower. Yoda smells like plastic tobacco. If I had red hair I'd sucker punch a gorilla. My jaw feels Ted Dansons ice chest. Ice cubes look like losers.

The human torch was denied, a bank loan. The tarantula enjoys a fine chewing gum.

At 8/28/05 11:02 PM, AdmiralConquistador wrote:

Now now Piepie, this is the lounge, people can do whatever they want here!

Now Now admiral read this threads first post and knwo they can't...

Weasels can fly if you stoke the boiler enough. Also the tarantula is renowned for its cake eating abilities, and its way of living in goo.

The hand axe passed its driving test, and it walked home from the shops.

At 8/30/05 07:09 AM, PiePie wrote:

At 8/28/05 11:02 PM, AdmiralConquistador wrote:

Now now Piepie, this is the lounge, people can do whatever they want here!

Now Now admiral read this threads first post and knwo they can't...

You know what, you're absolutely right PiePie. It's been ages since I looked at page one, and I'd forgotten about those rules. But I really don't see Denvish throwing a titty-fit over that. Plus, he didn't say absolutely prohibited, he said this thread is primarily for non-audio related stuff.

:)

At 8/30/05 01:27 PM, AdmiralConquistador wrote:
You know what, you're absolutely right PiePie. It's been ages since I looked at page one, and I'd forgotten about those rules. But I really don't see Denvish throwing a titty-fit over that. Plus, he didn't say absolutely prohibited, he said this thread is primarily for non-audio related stuff.

and posting your music is audio related stuff so therefore it's not welcomed here.

and the reason he is not throwing a titty fit over it because he does not even post here anymore ....

anways I dont really care either way

At 8/30/05 05:32 PM, PiePie wrote:

and posting your music is audio related stuff so therefore it's not welcomed here.

and the reason he is not throwing a titty fit over it because he does not even post here anymore ....

anways I dont really care either way

Hey look piepie, we went offtopic! yay!

does anyone know if I could take normal blank cd's and put my movies on them and then they will eb able to work on a dvd player?

or do I need to buy a special somthing