Who's that guy that writes the songs you love to whack it to?
Who can make you hard within a melody or two?
The Metalcan can
cause he mixes it with love
and makes you dance the can-can
'neath the gaze of pearly doves
Screw the plot, forget all plan
No place for regrettal, Dan
Sparkly flaugolettal man:
Metalcan, dezrite, Metalcan
Last site member that I'll ban
Better than that fat Alban:
Metalcan, iztroo, Metalcan
And save a little room
for your salmon omelette