At 5/23/06 03:21 PM, Erkie wrote: lol
What, would you want to have sex with a three legged prostitute named Tulip?
Who wouldn't?
Although, all those legs might get in the way. Damn genetic mutations. How 'bout the chick with three boobs from Total Recall... can I have her instead?
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I saw that chick in Total Recall when I was like... 10... I swore a life of abstinence.
Then puberty hit...
At 5/23/06 02:26 PM, -Steve- wrote:At 5/23/06 09:55 AM, Rucklo wrote: Hello. I am Rucklo.Hi! Welcome to the AF! For future reference, if you want to advertise your audio, do so in the Audio Adverts thread. Don't forget to read the stickies!
Thenk you, I shall do so!
Hey, we should all make alts and make posts/threads like this! Fill up the whole forum with i t :D
Wakka wakka
At 5/23/06 03:21 PM, Erkie wrote:At 5/23/06 08:37 AM, WinTang wrote: While 'Erkie' means "politically active school doctor with a slight tendency towards pedophilia" in WinTangnese.Your post count represents your political and national populace, therefor, Erkens are the dominant superpower, HAND OVER THE WEAPONS, NOW.
Hell! If the WinTangs ally with the Soluses, you're screwed, buddy.
My population is reproducing like rabbits.
I have great connections with the APians, you'd be going to war with an island and a continent.
At 5/23/06 05:10 PM, Erkie wrote: I have great connections with the APians, you'd be going to war with an island and a continent.
What's API gonna do? I have the ultimate weapon against their people...
an 8 in clarity!
Yeah, I thought so. :D
Pfft... My ass could do better.
And I don't bluff, because I'm a serious nation, the kind that you make a joke about, and then you die.
I'm not bluffing. Go ask him. Really.
Unless I already stabbed him in the neck...
Otherwise, I'll just have to drag the Khuskans into this war.
Perhaps we should call them the Kushan?
The Mastroians will have all your heads!!!
Slice you all open with the C SHARP!
If ya´ll gonna go to war, then i´ll be the peace-hippe who´s too stoned to actually try demonstrating and stuff.
not your average bum, huh?
Wakka wakka
The Stevians are known for their skill in battle. They've been playing RTS games all day and are ravenous for some blood!
Erkie, what say you we take over the AF together?
Most of them are small fries :D
'Cept for Rucklo, and he's stoned.
We can force API to join us later.
The Zenonians don't exist because if they did, they would fail as soon as they were created.
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At 5/23/06 06:16 PM, -ZENON- wrote: The Zenonians don't exist because if they did, they would fail as soon as they were created.
And there sure are a shitload of them.
How can you possibly fail 4000+ times? :D
please, just because you have more soldiers means NOTHING!
The Mastroians have the Giga Vibraga. The ultimate Final Fantasy spell, used only in the dirtiest of Hentai games.
Beware its Pelvis Breaking action.
My posts/soldiers have gotten great experience from lurking, and my signup date.
You---Solus and your soldiers will fail at many levels.
And fear my very low level of profile!
At 5/23/06 06:35 PM, MaestroSorrow wrote: please, just because you have more soldiers means NOTHING!
Who says I need soldiers?
*presses teleport button*
*MS is teleported to Congress during session*
Give up yet?
my brain dead corpse will get the better of you yet
:'(
At 5/23/06 07:05 PM, SolusLunes wrote: Give up yet?
Never.
*drowns a puppy*
Do your worst.
At 5/23/06 06:18 PM, SolusLunes wrote:At 5/23/06 06:16 PM, -ZENON- wrote: The Zenonians don't exist because if they did, they would fail as soon as they were created.And there sure are a shitload of them.
How can you possibly fail 4000+ times? :D
Oh trust me, its QUITE possible.
:'(
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With my 540 soldiers, I have overthrown congress in a rigged election. Salute your new dictator!!!!
Now I control all the penguins, your death will be an irratating one.
At 5/23/06 07:30 PM, MaestroSorrow wrote: With my 540 soldiers, I have overthrown congress in a rigged election. Salute your new dictator!!!!
You now have 4,200+ new people in your army. Congrats.
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At 5/23/06 07:26 PM, -Steve- wrote:At 5/23/06 07:05 PM, SolusLunes wrote: Give up yet?Never.
*drowns a puppy*
Do your worst.
Oh, so this is how it's going to be?
Not pictured: Giant anvil, string, Solus with scissors
At 5/23/06 07:30 PM, MaestroSorrow wrote: With my 540 soldiers, I have overthrown congress in a rigged election. Salute your new dictator!!!!
Now I control all the penguins, your death will be an irratating one.
Lo, beware the wrath of the TritoneAngel - or I will open up my steaming bowls of rich creamy wrath and pour them upon thee. Do unto the penguins as you would have them do unto you. Amen.
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the plot to take over the world thickens like fermenting cheese.
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It looks like it has a lot of meaning to you.
At 5/23/06 08:42 PM, -ZENON- wrote: BREAKING-FUCKING-NEWS
New squashed sig :D
^Fixed
Because Solus is that awesome, he can reach into the past and fix it.
Of course, its a freaking hamster in a hat.
:D
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