I see this, I ban you.

[Ted-Easton]

Jumping on the bandwagon like the rest of my mod companions, I'm going to list all the things I don't want to see here on NG any longer.

Number One:
You

Numbers Two through Twenty-Eight:
Females
Young people
Theists
Conservatives
Foreigners
Communists
Blacks
People who can't spell
Athiests
Old people
People who enjoy anime
Males
Other Canadians
People who can spell
People who pretend to be something they're not
People who can spell but choose not to
Straight people
Anglophones
Middle-aged people
Christians
Do-gooders
Punks
Idiots
Healthy people
Jocks
Whites
Dark-haired people
Time travellers
Non-humans

Number Twenty-Nine:
Carmen Sandiego

If you don't fall into any of the above categories, you're welcome here.
If you do, take note that you may be banned at any time and without good reason.
If you fall into more than one, God help me, you're taking your life into your own hands.

[Symbolic]

Damnit i was doing fine untill i got to 'communists' :(

At 5/28/05 06:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote:

Number Twenty-Nine:
Carmen Sandiego

Don't worry, I have a solid lead from my informer that she is somewhere in Europe plotting to steal the Crown Jewls.

[DURANDAL23]

i love jesus, for the better best of the country.

i'm a girl am i banned?

[Maus]

Shit.

[CaptainPeepers]

what about children?

[Ken-Korrupt]

This was funny, but overdone.

When you can see the punchline a mile ahead in the distance, and you are walking on a crutch - by the time you get there... its not so striking anymore.

[f0d]

At 5/28/05 06:34 PM, Pink_Doom wrote: i'm a girl am i banned?

Are you serious?

[Smash-Joehanson]

Whew, me being inanimate rock means i escape the list :-D

Cheers,
Smash 'the rock' Joehanson

[TehBanStick]

At 5/28/05 06:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: You

damn

Females

nope

Young people

damn

Theists

nope

Conservatives

nope

Foreigners

nope

Communists

nope

Blacks

nope

People who can't spell

nope

Athiests

damn

Old people

nope

People who enjoy anime

nope

Males

damn

Other Canadians

nope

People who can spell

damn

People who pretend to be something they're not

nope

People who can spell but choose not to

nope

Straight people

damn

Anglophones

wtf

Middle-aged people

nope

Christians

nope

Do-gooders

nope

Punks

nope

Idiots

nope

Healthy people

nope

Jocks

nope

Whites

damn

Dark-haired people

damn

Time travellers

not yet

Non-humans

nope

Carmen Sandiego

damn

im fucked >:(

[poxpower]

At 5/28/05 06:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Time travellers

ZORKS!!! Foiled again >: (

[krA]

i thindk i'm all right.but what if wadeolf sees this?won't he three week ban you like he did denvish for his free ban thread?

[dashes-9]

What the fuck? Didn't you just make a topic like this but it got deleted?

[Ted-Easton]

I had to list everything I could think of because I'm an attention whore and I crave your approval.

[7iron]

i made it to male and then all the way down to straight and then white... i hate being part of the majority... does this make me another category? i'm gonna check

[Smash-Joehanson]

That was a quick set of replies, and bans by the looks of it :-O

Smash Joehanson

[Denvish]

At 5/28/05 06:36 PM, krA wrote: i thindk i'm all right.but what if wadeolf sees this?won't he three week ban you like he did denvish for his free ban thread?

Huh? Did I wut? I think you should stay off the drugs for a little while.

[LittleMissVixen]

At 5/28/05 06:35 PM, Smash_Joehanson wrote: Whew, me being inanimate rock means i escape the list :-D

Cheers,
Smash 'the rock' Joehanson

Doesn't that mean you're a non-human then? =)

[Rule]

....Huh?
Well, I'll be going now.

At 5/28/05 06:35 PM, F00D wrote:

At 5/28/05 06:34 PM, Pink_Doom wrote: i'm a girl am i banned?

Are you serious?

if i say no will the ban be lifted?

[TienTangShyrJer]

Females
Young people
Theists
Conservatives
Foreigners
Communists
Blacks
People who can't spell
Athiests
Old people
People who enjoy anime
Males
Other Canadians
People who can spell
People who pretend to be something they're not
People who can spell but choose not to
Straight people<======
Anglophones
Middle-aged people
Christians
Do-gooders
Punks
Idiots
Healthy people
Jocks
Whites
Dark-haired people
Time travellers
Non-humans

Hmmm......I see strait people but not gay people....makes you think.

[poxpower]

At 5/28/05 06:37 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I had to list everything I could think of because I'm an attention whore and I crave your approval.

hey Ted, you forgot one thing on your list:

GOATS!!!111 LOLOL GOATS LOLO GOATS GOATS GOATS LOLOLOLOL
>: (

don't think you've won this round, mister Powers!

[BazookaNinja]

At 5/28/05 06:35 PM, F00D wrote:

At 5/28/05 06:34 PM, Pink_Doom wrote: i'm a girl am i banned?

Are you serious?

omfg a girl on the intrawebz, run

[Ted-Easton]

At 5/28/05 06:40 PM, -poxpower- wrote: hey Ted, you forgot one thing on your list:

GOATS!!!111 LOLOL GOATS LOLO GOATS GOATS GOATS LOLOLOLOL
>: (

don't think you've won this round, mister Powers!

I typed it, but they wrestled me down and backspaced it out.
Not that I didn't enjoy being wrestled down...

At 5/28/05 06:40 PM, TienTangShyrJer wrote: Hmmm......I see strait people but not gay people....makes you think.

Well, I wanted to make sure there was a loophole for you to slip through.

[Smash-Joehanson]

At 5/28/05 06:40 PM, -Nikole- wrote:

At 5/28/05 06:35 PM, Smash_Joehanson wrote: Whew, me being inanimate rock means i escape the list :-D

Cheers,
Smash 'the rock' Joehanson

Doesn't that mean you're a non-human then? =)

Nope, technically the 'rock' doesnt fall into any catagory on record so we dont know whether it is human or not. So i am safe for the mean while :-P

Cheers
Smash Joehanson

[n0ir]

Do my eyes decieve me?

I don't see Jews on the list.

Jews not being persecuted?!

This has to be a gimmick.

[Jordanog]

At 5/28/05 06:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Number Twenty-Nine:
Carmen Sandiego

suck it up

[krA]

At 5/28/05 06:38 PM, Denvish wrote:

Huh? Did I wut? I think you should stay off the drugs for a little while.

yeah, i think i should too. too much spam going around : \

[Ken-Korrupt]

At 5/28/05 06:43 PM, Jordanog wrote:

At 5/28/05 06:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Number Twenty-Nine:
Carmen Sandiego

suck it up

do it, accapella!