At 5/26/05 12:12 AM, CaedoDeum wrote:
There were 4.11 times more votes cast for american idol then there were for the american election. We are truly, and sincerely, fucked.
Lol, I shouldn't really, but that's funny. Sad, but funny. Wonder what the rest of the world is thinking about now? Most likely: "Well that explains a lot."
Comedy bit 'cuz I can and don't have the means of making a short film:
French Guy #1: "Ah! Theez explaihns everyzing! Ze shtupid Prezidant, ze claims of freedahm through wahr, and zeir affinity for cheap and tasteless food! It ees an entire nation of retahrds! Ze may have saved our asses in two world wahrs, but we are superior!"
French Guy #2: "Holy sheet, ze Germahns are back!"
French Guy #1: "Ze Germahns?!! We love you Americahns! Please come and spread your shtupidi--Ah mean, wisdahm throughout our country! Build fast-food places on evahry cornahr! We won't eat zere, but build zem anyway!"
German #1: "Vhy do zey hate us so?"
German #2: "Ach du liber! Zey eat frog legs and drink vine! Vhy vould you vant to live zere, much less be friends vith zem?!"
German #1: "Because my doctor said ze climate vas better for my health! Now shut up and start invading so I can get my villa in order by happy hour! Schnell, schnell!!"
I need to stop before this gets too long, plus I need to see if my cousin would be interested in making this into a flash film...