30 Levels Of Nerdyness

[PelvicThrusters]

Hey guys,
Im working on a game and for the level system you can pick Nerd or Jock

So I am enlisting your help.
Do you have any Ideas for 30 levels of Nerdyness (Ending with gamer)
and/or 30 levels of Jockania :P

All help appreciated

[Jenou]

1) normal person
2)non-athletic
3)socially non involved
4)computer nerd
5)ga...

wait a minute, i dont wanna be a nerd!!!!

[Gheyz0r]

The last levels of jockdom should

29) Date rapist
30) CEO

[ClownUnit02]

Nerdiness:
1. Person
2. Person?
3. Person??
4. Human???
5. Ew.
6. Dork.
7. STFU n00b.
8. N00b.
9. Geek.
10. Comic bandit.
11. Asswipe.
12. I like cheese.
13. Goodness gracious, pie is good!
14. Too much pie!
15. Dancing queen.
16-20. Le moron.
21-25. Fucking nerd fucktard fucky fuck.
26. Eat my ass.
27. Music? Pie is way better!
28. Fart on my nipple.
29. Quoter of every movie.
30. Gamer

[cylon]

When it comes to nerd levels, you can always go to the geek hierarchy for inspiration.

http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html

[squadus2]

At 5/25/05 12:31 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Hey guys,
Im working on a game and for the level system you can pick Nerd or Jock

So I am enlisting your help.
Do you have any Ideas for 30 levels of Nerdyness (Ending with gamer)
and/or 30 levels of Jockania :P

All help appreciated

Umm do you really have to make this game? I dont think it woul dbe a very fun game.

[Flak]

1. Brainy
2. Pokemon TCG player
3. Digimon TCG player
4. DBZ TCG player
5. Gamer
6. Haxx0r
7. AIM nerd
8. pocket protector user
9. reaches puberty at 18
10. 32 year old virgin

That's all I got. :(

[Ineffiable]

At 5/25/05 12:38 AM, _benu_ wrote: When it comes to nerd levels, you can always go to the geek hierarchy for inspiration.

http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html

That page is good, bookmark'd so now I can prove that video gamers are less geekier than furrys.

[poxpower]

hmmm
30 levels...
hmmm
there's 30 levels on NG...
hmmmm

anyways, yeah, levels of nerdiness. I was just thinking some random shit.
How about:

1. Emo
2. Emo with non-square glasses
3. Emo with non-square glasses and non-dyed hair
4. Emo with no piercings
5. Fat Emo
6. Fat emo with no piercings
7. Fat emo with no piercings and smelly armpits
8. Fat emo with braces
9. Fat emo with thick non-square glasses
10. Emo kid who played Everquest at one time
11. Emo kid who still plays everquest
12. Emo kid who still plays 2 MMORPGs
13 Emo kid who still plays over 2 MMORPGs
14. Emo kid who is hated on at least one internet forum
15. Emo kid with no livejournal but an Hello Kitty siary
16. Emo kid with pimples
17. Emo kid with acne
18. Fat Emo kid with pimples and acne
19. Fat Emo kid with pimples, acne, sweaty pits and braces
20. Fat Emo kid with P,A, SP and B who doesn't play DDR or had a Livejournal
21. Fat Emo kid with P,A, SP, B and asthma
22. Same fat emo kid, but allergic to nuts and milk
23. Same fat allergic emo kid, but with a poster of Bill gates in his room
24. Same fat allergic emo kid who knows Linux
25. Same fat allergic emo kid who payed money to read about E3
26. Same fat allergic emo kid who has no friends
27. Same fat allergic emo kid who plays real life Dungeons and Dragons
28. Same fat allergic emo kid who masturbates at hentai on anything but a computer with Windows
29. Same fat allergic emo kid who smells bad, has thick glasses, loves popstars ( in secret), plays dungeons, needs to take at least 4 kinds of pills per day and who can't ride his bike yet
30. any goth kid

[phileeguy]

At 5/25/05 01:11 AM, -poxpower- wrote: hmmm
30 levels...
anyways, yeah, levels of nerdiness. I was just thinking some random shit.
How about:

1. Emo
30. any goth kid

How can there possibly be 30 levels between these two? Seriously I think you stretched it a bit.

[poxpower]

At 5/25/05 01:14 AM, phileeguy wrote:

How can there possibly be 30 levels between these two? Seriously I think you stretched it a bit.

I just think you're jealous of how cool emo kids really are.

[Ineffiable]

poxpower's list is all wrong. He's looking for nerds not gothic emo kids.

The last level should be Hardcore Addicted Gamer.

First level should be like Sci Fi Watcher.

Fill in the rest.

[phileeguy]

At 5/25/05 01:15 AM, -poxpower- wrote: I just think you're jealous of how cool emo kids really are.

You see right through me like a used tissue.

[poxpower]

At 5/25/05 01:16 AM, Ineffiable wrote: poxpower's list is all wrong. He's looking for nerds not gothic emo kids.

"looking for nerds not gothic emo kids"
"nerds not GOTHIC EMO KIDS"
NERDS not GOTHIC EMO KIDS"
"NERDS... GOTHIC EMO KIDS"
"NERDS... GOTHIC... EMO..... "
"HESTON... NRA... APES... THE FUTURE"
"METROPOLIS'S CRIME FACTORY!!" -seanbaby.com

[OtisLord]

I dont get it, The guy with the huge emo list......

Are you pro emo...cuz i kinda want to kill things right now. If you are.

[PelvicThrusters]

So far Nerd is starting to look like this.

1. Poindexter (sp?)
2. ---
3. ---
4. Couch Potato
5. --
6. ---
7. ---
8. Sci Fi Watcher
9.---
10. ---
11. Sci Fi Writer
12. Sci Fi Fan Scripter
13. Sci Fi Extra
14. Sci Fi Star
15.---
16. Card Player
17. Hacker
18. BBS Enthusiast
19. ---
20, Emo
21. FF player
22. D&D player
23. Live Action RP
24. Trekki
25. Star Wars Fan
26. Meat Shield
27. ---
28. ---
29. ---
30. Gamer

Any Comments, Add Ons Swaps etc point it out!

[naojason]

At 5/25/05 12:31 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: So I am enlisting your help.
Do you have any Ideas for 30 levels of Nerdyness (Ending with gamer)

Your levels of nerdyness sound more like geekiness if you're ending with gamer, but people interchange them these days anyways. XD

Level 1: Freckled
Level 2: The "Other" kid
Level 3: Some Bully's Bitch
Level 4: Four-Eyes (with glasses)
Level 5: Teacher's Pet
Level 6: Zits galore
Level 7: Script Kiddie
Level 8: Loser
Level 9: Stargazer
Level 10: Anime Geek
Level 11: Outcast
Level 12: Newgrounds Member
Level 13: Counter Strike n00b
Level 14: Internet Addict
Level 15: Friendless
Level 16: Foamy fanboy
Level 17: Will never get any
Level 18: Star Wars Fanboy
Level 19: Goth Wannabe
Level 20: Linux User
Level 21: Knox fanboy
Level 22: Counter Strike Pro
Level 23: T3 Internet Connection baby!
Level 24: Programmer
Level 25: Newgrounds Moderator
Level 26: L33tspeaker
Level 27: Astrologist
Level 28: Expert Hacker
Level 29: Masturbates to Hentai
Level 30: Gamer

[poxpower]

At 5/25/05 01:28 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote:

Any Comments, Add Ons Swaps etc point it out!

its completely random and stupid.
congrats.
How is being a Sci-Fi star nerdish?? What?
Gamer? What does that even mean?
Emos aren't even nerds, they just suck.

quit while you're ahead, or you'll end up like me.

[seruvath]

I would say just do it simple
lvl 1- Newgrounder level 1
lvl 2 Newgrounder level 2
lvl 3 Newgrounder level 3
lvl 4 Newgrounder level 4 (turd of the week award)
etc
etc
etc

your game probably wont be noticed anyways.

[ulickasshole]

I think 30 levels of nerdyness is to much 15 or 20 is more then enough after 20 it will seem like its getting old

and as far as jocks go just use IQ and weight the biger they are the stupider they are maybe something to do with steriods too like steriods injected - 125 shot total or a weekly thing 6 shots a week 200 ml a shot get into the specific types of steriods too defferent stuff has different after effects

[PelvicThrusters]

At 5/25/05 01:47 AM, seruvath wrote: your game probably wont be noticed anyways.

I accept your comment gracefully and like to reply as such,
Fuck you, touch my quizblort bitch

[PelvicThrusters]

At 5/25/05 01:41 AM, -poxpower- wrote: How is being a Sci-Fi star nerdish?? What?
Gamer? What does that even mean?
Emos aren't even nerds, they just suck.

If you dont know what a gamer is you should play as the jock :P

Sci Fi star was just a random Idea.
Emos are usually also nerds

Anyway, that was just random ideas showing which ones i liked so far.
The game would go fine without this feature, but i like the idea so, what the hell.

[Ineffiable]

Just gamer seems lame as the final level.

I have a friend down the street that is a big skater kid but he also plays plenty of games so he could be a gamer.

You need to change the final level to something more geekier like

Ultra Hardcore Gamer On a T3 Line playing Quake 4 before it even comes out!

[PelvicThrusters]

Thats kind of hard to describe In a small Icon ineffable thanks anyway