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300 Proofs of God's Existence

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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:36:42


He does not exist I killed her.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:37:35


At 5/23/05 12:33 PM, morefngdbs wrote: He/she does not judge you, loves you as you are, walks with you & always wants to be with you. Listens to everything you say and never interupts.... Oh shit, I just realized I made a mistake , I was defining a Dog. :~)

LOL. Reminds me of some God and Atheist jokes that I know, but I'll refrain from telling them on the BBS because I'm trying not to get banned within my first 100 posts. ;-)

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:39:25


At 5/23/05 12:36 PM, ramagi wrote: He does not exist I killed her.

Hey, from what I've heard from other users, I was told YOU were Her??? Curious... I guess you learn something new every day...

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:39:42


MORAL ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Person X, a well-known Atheist, was morally inferior to the rest of us.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

and

ARGUMENT FROM FEAR
(1) If there is no God then we're all going to die.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

my two favourites so far, lol. They are my favourites, therefore god exists.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:42:52


I'd like any theist to give me their argument on why god exist, just so I could shoot it down. Go ahead, give me your best shot.


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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:46:02


"In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, bastard."
That's me down to a tee.
Nothing's changed.
Does God still exist?

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:47:07


At 5/23/05 12:42 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: I'd like any theist to give me their argument on why god exist, just so I could shoot it down. Go ahead, give me your best shot.

1)OMG LOL WTF!!!!1111
2)Therefore, God exists.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:49:44


Havn't you heard?
God created the internet.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:51:20


At 5/23/05 12:47 PM, Klacid wrote: 1)OMG LOL WTF!!!!1111

I shits ma Ninjer.
Ergo, God exists.


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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:55:01


At 5/23/05 12:42 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: I'd like any theist to give me their argument on why god exist, just so I could shoot it down. Go ahead, give me your best shot.

OK. God exists because Man created him. Have fun. =)

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 12:57:15


At 5/23/05 12:55 PM, MattZone wrote:
At 5/23/05 12:42 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: I'd like any theist to give me their argument on why god exist, just so I could shoot it down. Go ahead, give me your best shot.
OK. God exists because Man created him. Have fun. =)

God exists in peoples minds, but there is no god that can control things.
(I could give more impressive argument if we were talking in finnish)


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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:00:21


At 5/23/05 12:57 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: God exists in peoples minds, but there is no god that can control things.

But if God exists INSIDE of peoples minds, can't he therefore control their minds and thus control things?

(I could give more impressive argument if we were talking in finnish)

Smells suspiciously like a cop-out to me... ah, very well... Skall!!!

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:02:24


At 5/23/05 01:00 PM, MattZone wrote:
At 5/23/05 12:57 PM, JohnnyWang wrote: God exists in peoples minds, but there is no god that can control things.
But if God exists INSIDE of peoples minds, can't he therefore control their minds and thus control things?

No, we imagine it, it doesn't exist in any form but imaginary.

(I could give more impressive argument if we were talking in finnish)
Smells suspiciously like a cop-out to me... ah, very well... Skall!!!

No, seriously, I haven't spoken english for my entire life, so you can't expect me to find the right words. And skall? that sounds more like swedish, if any.


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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:12:08


At 5/23/05 01:02 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

:: No, we imagine it, it doesn't exist in any form but imaginary.
Some would argue that the imaginary is real, and that reality is imaginary, insofar as both are a product of the mind (props to the Matrix, but cripes I HATE metaphysics!!!)

No, seriously, I haven't spoken english for my entire life, so you can't expect me to find the right words. And skall? that sounds more like swedish, if any.

I'm just playing, you can't take me too seriously. You're right, Skaal is Swedish. I should have said Pohjanmaan kautta. I've traveled a bit, and considering that I know little more than toasts and how to ask where the bathroom is, I sometimes confuse who says what.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:15:24


At 5/23/05 01:12 PM, MattZone wrote: Some would argue that the imaginary is real, and that reality is imaginary, insofar as both are a product of the mind (props to the Matrix, but cripes I HATE metaphysics!!!)

Yeah... something...

I'm just playing, you can't take me too seriously. You're right, Skaal is Swedish. I should have said Pohjanmaan kautta. I've traveled a bit, and considering that I know little more than toasts and how to ask where the bathroom is, I sometimes confuse who says what.

Meh, I don't think anyone really uses Pohjanmaan kautta (though, I don't hang with drinkers) And Skaal, is spelled Skåål, the å's are pronounced as o's


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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:24:31


At 5/23/05 01:12 PM, MattZone wrote: (props to the Matrix, but cripes I HATE metaphysics!!!)

You know philosophical terms and yet you don't know logic................sad :(

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:24:12


666.ARGUMENT FROM ASSUMPTION
(1) God exists.
(2) Therefore, God exists

more like 354 or 666 proofs. anyway they are all the same so its proof that christians are stupid.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:27:02


At 5/23/05 12:28 PM, MattZone wrote:

:<mutters incoherently>...

What you say about my mother!?


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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:31:15


Wow now i believe in god, lol, i think i have h3eard some of thoose used on me


LSD!

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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:33:02


Hehe, its from Godless Geeks proving god DOES exist?

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:33:32


At 5/23/05 01:31 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: Wow now i believe in god, lol, i think i have h3eard some of thoose used on me

ARGUMENT FROM CREATION
(1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists.
(2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable
(3) Therefore, God exists.


LSD!

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Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 13:37:09


At 5/23/05 01:24 PM, Klacid wrote:
At 5/23/05 01:12 PM, MattZone wrote: (props to the Matrix, but cripes I HATE metaphysics!!!)
You know philosophical terms and yet you don't know logic................sad :(

Yeah, not everyone who knows what a Turing Machine is can necessarily make one. Sucks, don't it? Kind of makes one believe in a malevolent God who created Man so that his reach would exceed his grasp... just kidding. I know enough to know that I don't know everything, nor do I know everyone. I certainly don't know everything about everyone, nor everything about anyone for that matter. Few, if any, of us do. All that I have is the same that anyone else has, including you: a certain amount of knowledge, and assumptions. And you know what they say about assumptions...

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 14:04:50


At 5/23/05 01:37 PM, MattZone wrote: And you know what they say about assumptions...

Nope, but I konw what they say about "assume".
And about lichy balls.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 14:12:12


It's so funny that Aetheists and religious nuts are so against each other when really, they are saying the same thing.

Aetheists say that there is no God because they are so sure that there isn't that they're willing to take that leap of faith. They use just as much faith as someone who believes there is a God uses. Yet they seem to think somehow they are above those who believe in God. An interesting use of circular reasoning, if you ask me.

This is the problem with human arrogance. I personally am agnostic. For those of you who don't know, gnosis is the Greek root for "knowledge," and a implies a negation. So therefore, I do not claim to have the Truth as do the arrogant followers of aethiesm and religion. I actually got into a really big argument with an aethiest once because I said that I could turn any aethiest into an agnostic. They were offended, but after a few hours they realized that it really is impossible to truly know whether or not God exists. Saying that God doesn't exist is just as big a leap of faith as saying that God does exist.


Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 14:12:59


At 5/23/05 02:04 PM, ManateeGod-Sama wrote:
At 5/23/05 01:37 PM, MattZone wrote: And you know what they say about assumptions...
Nope, but I konw what they say about "assume".
And about lichy balls.

Assume = A** out of you and me
Assumptions = mother of all f***ups.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 14:13:34


it amy just be me, but somebody has way to much free time. then again, if ur on this website, ur probably that somebody. lol

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 14:17:11


At 5/23/05 02:12 PM, Back_Door_Baron wrote: I actually got into a really big argument with an aethiest once because I said that I could turn any aethiest into an agnostic. They were offended, but after a few hours they realized that it really is impossible to truly know whether or not God exists.

Either they realized it was impossible to truly know whether or not God exists after talking with you for a few hours, or they realized after a few hours that it was impossible for them to change your mind. =)

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 14:18:36


Absolutly hilarious, thanks for the site.

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 14:19:09


how cna he really be there? i mean if god made the earth (which he didnt scientifically proven) then who mad god? or did mother nature get high and pissed and thought shed get a husband?

Response to 300 Proofs of God's Existence 2005-05-23 14:19:47


At 5/23/05 02:13 PM, Mike_Timmins wrote: it amy just be me, but somebody has way to much free time. then again, if ur on this website, ur probably that somebody. lol

I actually don't have that much free time... besides, PAID time is so much better. God (Devil, Martha Stewart...) it's so good to be paid just to answer e-mails. Surf the net when I want, listen to what music I want, as long as the inbox is cleared out I get paid. It's so SWEET!