Perfect Topic Name.

[MJOLNIRchief90]

It is almost impossible to get all the people who visit the BBS to go to one topic. What do you think is a title that would attract the most people to one topic?

[Bazi]

"Perfect Topic Name"

[Sanjay]

Anything with Penis or Masturbation as the subject.

[Pichu0102]

"Hentai Furry Porn Warez Mp3s Bedn"

That'll do it.

[Hierophant]

"Naked Pictures of Tom!"

[MJOLNIRchief90]

At 5/23/05 12:03 AM, -Darkness- wrote: "Perfect Topic Name"

YES. I have done it. I have achived BBS Zen.

[MiniTacoMan]

Talk about giant cow dicks with choclate whipcream, moist vaginas, tacos, subway, grounhogs, gun, hentai, poo, FAP, and/or monkies throwing poo and you will get alot of viewers.

[Mayhem-N-Bedlam]

"sex", "pr0n", "DIE n00bs!", "Naked pics of Tom", anthing to do with bush

[Jordanog]

At 5/23/05 12:03 AM, -Darkness- wrote: "Perfect Topic Name"

yep, it certainly attracted me like a bugzapper gets a fly

[MatThEdeStRoYeR]

The end of the world his near.^^!!!!!!!!!!

[mayeram]

you have to know your audience. we are all (for the most part) horney ugly nerds. to advertise to us you need to have a topic that combines a way to make us less ugly, help grow our penis, look sexy, and have something that a nerd would love.

How about a mask that has a movie star on the outside, and a naked woman, the address to a clynic that can increase penis size, and a nice place to store your extra pair of glasses on the inside.

[mayeram]

yes, anything with bush is a sure thing to get allot of comments. especially if you are extreemly onesided on issues. then responses to what you say can be extreemly funny.

[Blue-Hoody]

"Post pics of hot naked women" Would probably even draw me in. I hold no power against the might of naked woman pics.

[Vince50]

"mustard"
go ahead, try it.

[Molotov]

a topic made by legendary frog

[TheHauntingSoul]

hmm, probably something along the lines of "OMG CHECK THIS OUT!!!!!!!!!!1!!111"

either that or "Tom Fulp's dead" or something similar

[TheLameSauce]

perfect title to get everyone goes like this: "what is your favorite (insert pointless noun)?"

[TheCatsLeotards]

How do I gain experience here?

Would definitely attract all the people who love excersising their vast knowledge by telling the topic-starter to read the rules, stfu, e-mail someone, et cetera... So they can feel big.

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At 5/23/05 12:03 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: It is almost impossible to get all the people who visit the BBS to go to one topic. What do you think is a title that would attract the most people to one topic?

forget about them coming! i want them to reply! >:( i just hate to see "1,736 views and 14 responses"

[DerekpacIsAlive]

"Paris Hilton" --> Always works.

[Iamaru]

How about "free minivan?"
...
Hey, it worked in Starcraft on battle.net.

[Evil]

At 5/23/05 12:03 AM, RamblinMan wrote:

At 5/23/05 12:03 AM, MJOLNIRchief90 wrote: It is almost impossible to get all the people who visit the BBS to go to one topic. What do you think is a title that would attract the most people to one topic?

See my vagina

see her vagina

[HighDefinition]

"how to rule the BBS"

[Greyish-Wizard]

Look around on the Onion or something. You're sure to find something interesting there.
Example: "Denver Optometrist not sure why he has a gay cult following"

[Fiction-Is-Real]

how about "Don't Go To This Topic" or "Don't Post HERE!"

[Chireko]

uh maybe "BIG BOOBIE NAKED LEBZO WOMEN" might work or something naked and that has a vagina maybe anal

[Fiction-Is-Real]

At 5/23/05 01:40 AM, Fiction_Is_Real wrote: how about "Don't Go To This Topic" or "Don't Post HERE!"

i got one more how about "i'M a n00b! i Ro0l nEWgrOUndS!"