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Forum Topic: New star wars

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Bigpapasak

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:35 AM

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i dont know why, but i get this weird feeling from the preveiws that something bad is gonna happe to to skywalker. but idk maybe its just me, does anyone else get that feeling?


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Zen444

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:38 AM

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This has been posted to many times to mention, and im to lazy to find a link.

On topic:

Of course somethings bad's going to happen to skywalker. He's going to "Le Gasp" turn into darth vadar. OH! Big shocker there eh?


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nick-dastardly

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:39 AM

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What??!! There's a new Sttar Wars coming out??


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Bigpapasak

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:40 AM

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At 5/18/05 07:38 AM, Zen444 wrote: This has been posted to many times to mention, and im to lazy to find a link.

On topic:

Of course somethings bad's going to happen to skywalker. He's going to "Le Gasp" turn into darth vadar. OH! Big shocker there eh?

lol your fucking gay. trying to backseat mod as my friend says, an you are lucky. cause i to am lazy and shall not call him to ban you. lol tool.


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shane-lynch

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:40 AM

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on the 19th.. :)

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The-Dave

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:40 AM

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Lol. Yeah.. Everyone knew Anikin was going to the dark side before Episode one was released..

I have never seen episode 1 or 2.. probably won't see 3 either.


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Zen444

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:45 AM

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At 5/18/05 07:40 AM, Bigpapasak wrote:
lol your fucking gay. trying to backseat mod as my friend says, an you are lucky. cause i to am lazy and shall not call him to ban you. lol tool.

OOOOH! IM SO SCARED YOU PANSY!

What crawled up your ass and died?


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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:47 AM

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THE NEWS WAS OUT LAST MONTH WHAT YOU JUST GET THIS INFO(caps lock was on)


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Bigpapasak

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:49 AM

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At 5/18/05 07:47 AM, c41 wrote: THE NEWS WAS OUT LAST MONTH WHAT YOU JUST GET THIS INFO(caps lock was on)

yes i live in kansas, and all we have hear is 26k lines, and rodery telepones.


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for soo many ppl saying that they aren't going to see it, and that it sucks and blah blah blah a lot of ppl sure are making threads about it right? i made one just cuz i wanted to know about the other movies, cuz i've only seen the ones from the 80s/90s whenever they were made...

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:54 AM

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At 5/18/05 07:50 AM, fukmehardNpullmyhair wrote: for soo many ppl saying that they aren't going to see it, and that it sucks and blah blah blah a lot of ppl sure are making threads about it right? i made one just cuz i wanted to know about the other movies, cuz i've only seen the ones from the 80s/90s whenever they were made...

1: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/KillerDremn/Star%20Wars/61.bmp
2: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/KillerDremn/Star%20Wars/60.bmp
3: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/KillerDremn/Star%20Wars/59.bmp
4: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/KillerDremn/Star%20Wars/58.bmp

Have fun.. :)


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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:58 AM

little do you guys know (due to PG rated censorship)Anakin Skywalker is in fact Penisless.A scene was later edited out of The Phantom Menace depicted young naked Anakin having a lit candle shoved roughly up his rectum by a horney Chewbacca.after the last trace of candle had dissapeared, Obie Wan Pulled out his Lightsaber and shoved it slowly up Anakins rectum until he orgasmed from all the sexual pain and violence.Owing to the high buildup of semen inside his pathetic child-like penis,the candle was somehow,remarkably pressured out of his penishole. unfortunately Annie had,for some reason or another,a mass buildup of smelly cheese lodged under his foreskin.This caught alight and his penis exploded.

Oh yeah,and Jar Jar Binks ate his testicles.


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Zen444

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Posted at: 5/18/05 07:59 AM

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MOR LieK St@R WhoR3$


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Posted at: 5/18/05 08:00 AM

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At 5/18/05 07:49 AM, Bigpapasak wrote: yes i live in kansas, and all we have hear is 26k lines, and rodery telepones.

Owned

People say I act like Jack Sparrow, WHY the fuck would I act like that wanky pirate?

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KillerDreaming

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Posted at: 5/18/05 08:52 AM

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At 5/18/05 07:58 AM, Y9 wrote: little do you guys know (due to PG rated censorship)Anakin Skywalker is in fact Penisless

Oh yeah,and Jar Jar Binks ate his testicles.

I love you, I am going to save this to notepad.


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Posted at: 5/18/05 09:08 AM

At 5/18/05 07:49 AM, Bigpapasak wrote: yes i live in kansas, and all we have hear is 26k lines, and rodery telepones.

I just saw the Star Wars premier( I work in a major movie theater)and there are lots of entertaining bits.In one bit(the scene where Anakin turns into ol' darth) Then Chewbacca says ''Anakin,these are the days when a child turns into a man.''

Anakin gets so turned on by this,however,that his penis becomes so erect that it plunges through his vader suit (suffering minor damage to the veins in his foreskin) and with alot of pressure and force,plunjes into Chewbacca's hairy man penis.It doesn't stop here,however,and Anakin orgasms so hard that Chewbaccas testicles explode with pleasure.Becuase chewies balls are so hairy,Anakin gets another earth shuddering cumfest and sprays all through Chewies rectum with semen.Minutes later,The sith lords are caught stroking one anothers penises whilst blindfolded.One of them thinks he can play a little joke,and shits out a minor turd out of his penishole.

Ok i lied,I don't have a job at all.


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KillerDreaming

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Posted at: 5/18/05 09:10 AM

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I would rather watch you're little flicks than the actual Star Wars.
Even though the above makes you gay, it would be better/


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