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How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:40 PM Reply

This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does The average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?
5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
14. How far can a dog run into The woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?
18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
20. What was The President's name in 1950?


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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:49 PM Reply

you know those awnsers are all ova da net...

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:50 PM Reply

Not that smart....

IQ = a really low number

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:51 PM Reply

I just want to say that there are SIX outs in an inning. Sheesh.

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:53 PM Reply

This is rather pointless... If i wanted I could just copy everyone elses answers and make myself look smart... But i'm not dumb so I won't even do this stupid quiz...

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:56 PM Reply

At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

No

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

One. The first one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

All of them.

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

The beggar is a woman.

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

He's not dead.

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

6. Three for each team.

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

He would be dead.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

They play other people

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

25

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

White. For him to have all walls face out its on the north pole.

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

Two.

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

A half-dollar and a nickle. One isn't a nickle but the other is.

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

The match.

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

Half way.

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

One hour.

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

Nine.

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

None. It was Noah's ark.

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

Meat.

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Twelve.

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

Harry Truman.


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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:56 PM Reply

At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Yes

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

1. Except Jebus.

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

THe beggar is a woman. (why the hell doesn't she just become a whore?)

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

He's alive. And he actually can, If he's an escape artist or performing some kind of test.

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

Erm, forgot this one. In baseball terms it's 2 or 3, but no. I never even understood this.

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

Because she would be charged as a necrophile.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

THey aren't playing together.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

70. Or in some universes, 42.

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

White. It's da north pole, and he's walking around Santas workshop, and I would say this happened a few centuries ago.

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

YOu have two.

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

I think it's normally 30 cents, but I guess here it's a half dollar and the OTHER coin is a nickel.

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

THe match.

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

THe middle, unless he's a fat piece of shit, then only a few yards.

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

1 hour, unless he's a drug addict and fucks the doctors prescription and takes all of them.

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9, but the 8 that did die were not of natural causes, or sent to market. All have bleeding anuses.

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

2, but techincally 3 because that includes bacteria and...Oh wait, that's not animals. THen again it could still be 3 if god made an oopsy one day.

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

Meat.

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

George Bush. LOL he's old.

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:58 PM Reply

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? No
2. How many birthdays does The average man have? varies
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? none(feb has 29)
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come? The beggars a girl
5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?you cant give a dead man a passport?
6. How many outs are there in an inning? 3
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why? How am i suppost to know
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.their not playing eachother
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer? 70 no calculator
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why? What?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 1
12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins? pennies
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first? wood stove, you can light a peice of wood on fire than bring that flame to the karosene lamp and light that
14. How far can a dog run into The woods? as far as he wants
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last? an hour
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 8
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark? 1 of each sex
18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh? ??
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?12
20. What was The President's name in 1950? not my area of expertise but umm...kennedy

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 05:59 PM Reply

im smart enuf not to reply to this thread >=(

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 06:01 PM Reply

OMFGWTFIHYRARYF.

I can't belive how stupid you people are.


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7) No. He is dead.

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 06:02 PM Reply

At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Yes. Right after the third of july.

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

Just one

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

Err, one?

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

Err, sister in-law?

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

Don't know.

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

6

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

What the hell kind of question is this? The guy's dead.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

Not sure

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

What?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

Don't know

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

Oil burner?

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

As far as he wants to.

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

This question has 2 answers. 1: one hour. 2: Hour and a half.

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

None. Moses didn't have an ark.

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

He's probably a fatass. Over 200 pounds?

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

Don't know.

Do I win?


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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 06:02 PM Reply

At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Yes

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

1

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

All of them

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

The beggar is a woman

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

He's still alive

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

I don't know much about sports, but 3

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

Unless he can be revived from the dead, no. He's dead.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

No clue. Can't find any loopholes.....

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

White. Since all sides of the hose are exposed to the south, that must mean that the house is in the Arctic Circle

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

Half a dollar and a nickel.

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

The match

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

The distance between the starting point and the woods

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

Argh, I was asked this before, but I forgot the answer. Half an hour?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9 sheep

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

None

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

Meat!

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

Mr. President

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ell.
yes
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begger=woman
cause he is alive
3
he is dead
they play different games
70
2
i dont know american money
the stove?
halfway cause then he is running out
90 minutes?
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he didnt take any, noah did
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At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

yes

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

0

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

the beggar is a woman

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

he's alive

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

6

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

no, he's dead.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

they don't play eachother

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

white, he is a polar bear and the house is an igloo

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

a fifty cent piece and a nickel. ONE is not a nickel, other is.

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

the match

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

1/2 way
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?
1 hour
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?
none, it was noah
18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
meat
19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
20. What was The President's name in 1950?
george w. bush


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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 06:06 PM Reply

At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Yes

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

One

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The

beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?
The begger is a girl

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

No he is living

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

six

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

No, Because he is dead

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

I always forget the answer.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

Forgot this one too

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

Black? Because he is in the shade

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

two

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

Half dollar and a five cent piece?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

The match

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

half way?

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

60 minutes

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

nine

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

Moses didn't take animals on the arc, Noah did

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

Meat

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

twelve

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

The President?


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At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

yes

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

70 it might be 75 though ill have to check

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

1

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

teh beggers a girl or hamafrodyte

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

cus hes not dead

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

wtf outs and innigs there cant be wtf u talking bout

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

u rnot aloud to marry your sista :(

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

they dont play em against each other

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

12 i think i might be wrong

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

white cus its in the north pole

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

i dont no im english erm 55x 1cents

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

the lamp

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

till it gets tierd

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

1hour 30mins + the time between the docter gave you them and you took them

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

1

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

heavey as yo momma ( ermm dont get that one)

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

gorge w bush

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1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

yes they do, obviously, if they didnt, they'd be skipping a day

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

iunno

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

none

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

the begger is a woman

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

iunno

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

3...

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

i have no clue

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games
There are no ties. Explain this.

u got me there =P

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

25

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

WTF?!?!

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?
no idea, im from canada eh
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

depends, if the oil burner had oil, or if the lamp had kerosene, or if the stove had wood

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

halfway, then it would be running out of the woods

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

half an hour each totaling an hour and a half

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9...

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

the number of different animals times 2

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

meat

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12...

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

i dont know

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At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote:
1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

they have the same number of them as the africans

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

as many as the average woman

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

at least one

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

because gangrene made its penis fall off, now it has no sex

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

technicaly, if you named a square of your lawn "canada" and buried a guy alive in there, it would work

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

I don't play curling

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

no, because she's a lesbian

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

because they are playing in 3 dimensions of time, which explain everything according the TheIonus

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

55? 30 / .5 = 45 + 10 = 55

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

He's purple because the South Pole is gay

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2. If I don't give them to someone else.

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

I live in Canada >: ( Anyways, 5 + 50 ?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

i'd just throw them all in the stove

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

42

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

I don't know, it must be written on the package, so it doesn't matter

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

17 :o
but then he divides them by 1/2

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

Depends on how you interpret the bible. For example, "Moses" sometimes refers to Jesus, Adam, Noah or grapefruits.

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

This one is so stupid I don't even want to asnwer it with a joke. Shoot the idiot who thought he was clever when he came up with this "riddle".

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

a dozen?

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

Which one?


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At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Of course they do, but they don't celebrate anything then.

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

I'd say about 70, but since these all seem like trick questions, my answer is... one per year?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

One, february. But every four years, none.

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

The woman is a nun. Just a guess.

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

Because he's still alive. (Technically, that doesn't stop him from being buried though)

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

A baseball question, I suppose. Don't understand it.

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

It's illegal, because the man is dead.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

They are not playing against each other. They both play five games against different people, and both win, say, three of those games.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

It's white, because it's a polar bear, because he's in the North Pole, because otherwise all sides couldn't have a southern exposure.

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2. I'm the one who took them away.

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

I'd find it easier to answer this question if I wasn't thoroughly unfamiliar with American money.

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

The match, obviously.

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

... can't figure this one out.

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

One and a half hour, unless you disobey the doctor, in which case they could last for ever.

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

As many as there were different species on the ark.

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

no idea.

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

No idea.

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im not gonna bother with the whole quiz, but for #4, the begger's a girl! duh!


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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 06:42 PM Reply

Here are the answers:

1. Yes
2. One
3. All of them (12)
4. The beggar is her sister.
5. He can't be buried if he isn't dead.
6. 6
7. No - because he is dead.
8. They aren't playing each other.
9. 70
10. White. The house is at the North Pole so it is a polar bear.
11. 2
12. 50 cent piece and a nickel. (The other one is a nickel)
13. The match.
14. Half way. Then he is running out of the woods.
15. 1 Hour
16. 9
17. None - Noah took them on the ark.
18. Meat
19. 12
20. Same as it is now, George W. Bush


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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 06:48 PM Reply

At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Yes

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

One

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

Twelve

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

Nunnage

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

Is he dead? If he isn't that would suck.

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

Three?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

Sure it's legal, but the man would be dead. So, I'm not sure if it's moral.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

Each wins five. Explain? I think not.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

70

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

White.

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

Two

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

I had to think about this one for a long time before relizing how much or a moron I was. You have fifty cent coin and a nickle.

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

Match

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

As far as he can go.

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

All day

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

Nine

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

'LET MY PEOPLE FREE' The man had no ark that I know of.

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

Mmmm meat.

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Twelve.

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

George.


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At 5/17/05 06:42 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: Here are the answers:

Answers

Great now I seem like a cheater cause I got here late.. Poop.


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At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Ummm..... not sure

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

about 78

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

1

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

Because the beggar's a woman.

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

Cause he isn't a citizen of canada???

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

6

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

i assume so

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

They never finish the last game, they can play the game butthey didn't finish it.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

25

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

what ever color the house is because the colored light reflects on the bear.

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

1 apple or 3 apples

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

a 50cents coin

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

the oil burner because

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?
15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?
16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

1

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

175lbs

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

How the fuck do i know?

And i took an iq test and i have 132 iq lets see if it payed off

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1.Yes, the fourth of July is after the third of July and before the fifth of July.
2.One, once a year.
3. All months have 28 days.
4. I dono, something to do with inbreeding.
5. A living man cannot be buried.
6. You cant be out and in at the same time? I dono.
7. If he has a widow he is dead, therefore he cant get married...i dont think...
8. The two men dont have to be playing together?
9.25
10. White...because its a polar bear?
11.One?
12. Uhmm...I seriously do not know...
13.You light the match first.
14. Half way, if he runs past half way hes running out of the woods.
15. 1 1/2 hours
16. 9
17. All of them...
18. Why is there a clerk in a butchers shop?
19. 12
20. FDR?

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Im to smart to waste my bloody time on a crappy test like this.

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 07:27 PM Reply

At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: This has probably been done before, but oh well.

Answer these questions to find out how smart you are.

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

Depends what you mean, if you mean they celebrate the day - then no, but if you're trying to be clever and mean that day of the year, then yes.

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

One.

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

12 of them.

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?
5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

He can. Albeit alive - but he can.

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

Don't know.

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

I'm not sure if it's legal to marry a dead man.

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

It's two different men.

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

Purple?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

No idea- I'm british.

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

The match

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

As far as it is to the middle.

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

Hour and a half.

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

Moses didn't have an arc - He parted the ocean and shit.

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

Whatever meat he's selling.

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

No idea - I'm british.

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

How the fuck am I supposed to know? - I'm british.

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Response to How smart are you? May. 17th, 2005 @ 07:36 PM Reply

At 5/17/05 05:40 PM, -TITROTU- wrote: 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

no they dont

2. How many birthdays does The average man have?

1

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

1

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; The woman is The beggar's sister, but The beggar is not The woman's brother, How come?

half sister (differnt parent)

5. Why can't a man living in The USA be buried in Canada?

'cus he would go crazy in canada

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

3

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why?

No, idunno im from boston

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins The same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

they cant count

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is The answer?

25

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is The bear? Why?

white, its in the artic

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

1 or 3 depending on where you take the 2 apples from

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are The coins?

quarter dime dime dime

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?

wood stove

14. How far can a dog run into The woods?

really really far

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would The pills last?

1.5 hours

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

8

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on The ark?

a gaggle

18. A clerk in The butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

not much

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

12

20. What was The President's name in 1950?

Theo

So how did I do??? Did I pass??

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1.yes
2. 1
3.all
4.begger is a girl
5.he is still a live
6. 6
7.the guy is dead
8.playing other people
9.70
10.white, in the south pole
11. 2
12. half dollar and a nickel
13. the match
14.?
15. 30 mins
16. 9
17. none, Noah's ark
18. meat
19. 12
20.?


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