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What If Hitler Had A Time Machine?

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What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 12th, 2005 @ 11:42 PM Reply

What do you think would have happened if Hitler could have gotten his hands on a time machine? You think he would go back in time and kill Jesus and Buddha and Lao-Tzu and all the great leaders in order to achieve total world and historical domination? Or would he just be foiled by the Spanish Inquisition? I mean, Monty Python put it best:

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

"In this world // We walk on the roof of hell, // Gazing at flowers." -- Issa

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"Eggplant tastes like eggplant....but meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty God damn good, doesn't it?"-Dennis Leary (No Cure for Cancer)

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 12th, 2005 @ 11:44 PM Reply

Hard to use a time machine when you are...you know...dead. o_O

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 12th, 2005 @ 11:46 PM Reply

the movie was called the philidalphia project they made two of them
they were ok movies but
maybe you should participate in the photoshop contest i just started up again
comeon
n e way the world would be fucked up if he had a time machine

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 12th, 2005 @ 11:47 PM Reply

What if you actually asked a good question?

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 12th, 2005 @ 11:48 PM Reply

At 5/12/05 11:44 PM, Rhinox168 wrote: Hard to use a time machine when you are...you know...dead. o_O

If he had a time machine.

I would surmise we wouldn't exist at this point in time.


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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 12th, 2005 @ 11:48 PM Reply

At 5/12/05 11:44 PM, Rhinox168 wrote: Hard to use a time machine when you are...you know...dead. o_O

Hitler would have went back in time to about 1910, and exterminated everyone who didn't have blue eyes and blond hair, including, unbeknownst to him, his younger self. This would cause Hitler to cease to exist, and thus, this thread would cease to exist, and thus, we would cease to exist.

Thus, if Hitler had a time machine, you would have killed us by making this topic.


So often times it happens, that we live our lives in chains, and we never even know we had the key...

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 12th, 2005 @ 11:51 PM Reply

wait so we die if the thread dies? but it a crappy thread noooo

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 12th, 2005 @ 11:56 PM Reply

Yeah way to start a paradox you jerk
*head explodes*

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 13th, 2005 @ 12:07 AM Reply

We would be speaking German for sure.

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 13th, 2005 @ 12:12 AM Reply

He would have travelled 800,000 into the future only to be eaten by a Morlock. Not a great end, but what can you do?

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 13th, 2005 @ 12:14 AM Reply

At 5/12/05 11:42 PM, -Buddhist- wrote: What do you think would have happened if Hitler could have gotten his hands on a time machine? You think he would go back in time and kill Jesus and Buddha and Lao-Tzu and all the great leaders in order to achieve total world and historical domination? Or would he just be foiled by the Spanish Inquisition? I mean, Monty Python put it best:

If Hitler had a time machine, he would have come forward until early this morning when you made this lame-assed, and pointless post, and killed you with his tiny mustache.

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Response to What If Hitler Had A Time Machine? May. 13th, 2005 @ 12:23 AM Reply

things could end up like that red alert game... wait someone else had a tme machine and killed him... no idea maby something involiving pretending to be/killing historical figures