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What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:21:27 Reply

this is a argument my family had this morning: If Jesus were to drive a car what car would he drive? I believe that he would drive a blue and light blue firebird.

If you can't find a door, make one. Because it certainly won't fucking make itself.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:22:27 Reply

A 1960's Woody with two surfboards strapped to the hood.

You know it's so Jesus....

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:23:24 Reply

he would drive 2 peices of wood

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:23:40 Reply
At 5/8/05 05:21 PM, somestupidloser wrote: this is a argument my family had this morning: If Jesus were to drive a car what car would he drive? I believe that he would drive a blue and light blue firebird.

He would drive a magic schoolbus.
Like that one:

What would Jesus drive?

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:24:17 Reply

Popemobile?

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:24:36 Reply

Jesus drives a harley.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:25:24 Reply

This:

What would Jesus drive?

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:25:43 Reply

the NG tank.

Or the Wienermobile

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:25:34 Reply

A T-Bird. White.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:25:37 Reply
At 5/8/05 05:21 PM, somestupidloser wrote: this is a argument my family had this morning: If Jesus were to drive a car what car would he drive? I believe that he would drive a blue and light blue firebird.

He would pwn everybody else's car with his yellow lamborghini diablo

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:25:45 Reply
At 5/8/05 05:24 PM, Banjo-Kazooie wrote: Popemobile?

Damn, you beat me to it.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:26:15 Reply

He would drive the body of 4 sinners tied together, with their heads for wheels.

He's funky like that

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:26:37 Reply

Jesus traveled in a Caravan. Duh. An ol' reliable Dodge minivan...

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:27:21 Reply

All I know is that it would have purple velvet and a hotub.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:27:51 Reply

jesus would drive a lambragini diablo with red paint and a license plate thats says :toholy4u...well its what i would drive but jesus would too.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:28:04 Reply
At 5/8/05 05:21 PM, somestupidloser wrote: this is a argument my family had this morning: If Jesus were to drive a car what car would he drive? I believe that he would drive a blue and light blue firebird.

a vespa. and it would have a bunch of stickers on it.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:28:12 Reply

he would drive a penis mobile with the balls as wheels and the pubes clean the roads while he drives.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:28:16 Reply

He would drive a 94 Corsica.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:28:46 Reply

I think he would drive a classic Mercedes. Or a custom car made at West Coast Customs.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:30:37 Reply

The newgrounds Tank.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:30:59 Reply

I know! He will drive a public bus for the handicapped :D

If you can't find a door, make one. Because it certainly won't fucking make itself.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:32:00 Reply

Jesus doesn't need a car, he skateboards like the extreme dude he is.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:32:58 Reply

The batmobile

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:33:48 Reply
At 5/8/05 05:31 PM, DaSadGirl wrote: Psh...Everyone knows that Jesus could teleport.

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*slaps head*

Curse you Jesus and your dam superpowers, i'll get you next timmeeee!!!

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:34:00 Reply

Probably a couple of hot redheads.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:34:06 Reply

He'd fly! what do you think he has superpowers for?

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:34:14 Reply

Fuck you all - Jesus would drive a tugboat.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:36:29 Reply
At 5/8/05 05:34 PM, DeadPerson wrote: He'd fly! what do you think he has superpowers for?

What if he didn't want to fly?

If you can't find a door, make one. Because it certainly won't fucking make itself.

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:36:56 Reply

he would soooo have a hoveboard!

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Response to What would Jesus drive? 2005-05-08 17:37:46 Reply
At 5/8/05 05:31 PM, Rodents wrote:
LOL, WEST COAST CUSTOMS.
With a 7 inch TFT!!! monitor in the ROOF OF THE CAR!!!
Plus where gonna have a DRINKS MACHINE!!! in the back of the car.
AND JUST WAIT 'TILL YOU HEAR THIS!!
GIOVANNI WHEELS TO GO WITH THE CAR!

God, it's the same old shit.

Lol, yeah I love making fun of that show.
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AND THERES TVS IN YO' WHEELS!

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