Synonyms for Penis.

[implodinggoat]

I'm attempting to compile a complete list of synonyms for penis.

I was listening to the penis song composed by Monty Python and I started to think about how many synonyms for cock there are. (My favorite from the song was one eyed trowser snake.)

Please submit all the synonyms for Penis you know and feel free to make up your own.

[TehMarioman]

At 5/15/02 11:06 PM, implodinggoat wrote: I'm attempting to compile a complete list of synonyms for penis.

I was listening to the penis song composed by Monty Python and I started to think about how many synonyms for cock there are. (My favorite from the song was one eyed trowser snake.)

Please submit all the synonyms for Penis you know and feel free to make up your own.

Lets see here, tallywack, slong, little dave, winner, dilznick, one eyed monster...

[Bucephalus]

vagina

[implodinggoat]

Vagina?

Thats a wierd one.
Imagine the nature documentaries.
"observe as the male slides his vagina into the females vagina."

by the way here is a synonym from Spinal tap that I like. Pink Torpedo

[TFX]

I know one!

- implodinggoat

[implodinggoat]

At 5/16/02 12:19 AM, TFX wrote: I know one!

- implodinggoat

I was waiting for someone to say that.
I figured out that I had left myself wide open for that about 5 seconds after I put this post down.

[Testerline]

joo joo nob tall tommy woody

[Crimson-Nova]

Tallywacker, cock, cack, pee-pee, twinkie, dinky, crotch, cratch, shlong, willy, wiener, dick, pecker, "the big shtick", uhhh thats all that I can think of right now.

[implodinggoat]

crotch notch, milk pumper, love gun, my ding a ling, nob, Shaft.

[HarryParachute]

For referring to the Penis or Penis and Testicles, one word is in a class all its own.

Junk.

[MisterRected]

At 5/15/02 11:06 PM, implodinggoat wrote: I'm attempting to compile a complete list of synonyms for penis.

I was listening to the penis song composed by Monty Python and I started to think about how many synonyms for cock there are. (My favorite from the song was one eyed trowser snake.)

Please submit all the synonyms for Penis you know and feel free to make up your own.

Purple helmet football player.

[HarryParachute]

Fuckstick
Nightstick (If you'se black)
Doink, Sausage, Rod, Hang-Thang.

And...if your cock is of a monstrous length or girth, The Crippler.

[MisterRected]

At 5/15/02 11:06 PM, implodinggoat wrote: I'm attempting to compile a complete list of synonyms for penis.

I was listening to the penis song composed by Monty Python and I started to think about how many synonyms for cock there are. (My favorite from the song was one eyed trowser snake.)

Please submit all the synonyms for Penis you know and feel free to make up your own.

Giggle sick,uncle dick.This is getting really sick.

[Stimi]

phallus(spelling?)

[Stimi]

reproductive system;yur very own lightsaber;swartchz(from space balls:-D)cum shooter

[Radam]

At 5/15/02 11:47 PM, implodinggoat wrote: Vagina?

Thats a wierd one.
Imagine the nature documentaries.
"observe as the male slides his vagina into the females vagina."

Don't be dumb. They rarely use slang in those documentaries.

[EveningShift]

At 5/20/02 02:53 AM, ManWithTheGoldenGun wrote:

At 5/15/02 11:06 PM, implodinggoat wrote: I'm attempting to compile a complete list of synonyms for penis.

I was listening to the penis song composed by Monty Python and I started to think about how many synonyms for cock there are. (My favorite from the song was one eyed trowser snake.)

Please submit all the synonyms for Penis you know and feel free to make up your own.

Jimmy Dean fresh tasting fast sausage, vienna sausage
pokemaster, dipity doo da!

Pink oboe, purple love rod, ruby tipped love spear, man meat, man fat... gimme some time, I got some more....

[Poodgie]

Wang
The Chief

[implodinggoat]

At 5/20/02 02:04 AM, Radam wrote:
Don't be dumb. They rarely use slang in those documentaries.

Haven't you ever seen the Crocodile Hunter Uncut?

The other night he was watching two emus mating and he said and I quote "Gaday matee me and my wife have snuck op on a pair of emus prepairing to get it on. Now the male Emu has found his bitch and and hes preparing to give her the old love poke by crickies! Damn look at that Emu Slut! I swear that bitch can take emu cock like nobodies business!"

Those Aussies can get pretty damn profane when they want to.

[implodinggoat]

This post is getting sorta stale maybe I should make a forum of Synonyms for Vagina.

Oh yeah a synonym....er...um...wait...I'm thinking...

Silo?

[TwentyCharacterLimit]

Don't forget "Balogna Poney" and "Pink Caddillac".

:-P

[Pantomime-Horse]

*Slong
*Python
*Anaconda
*Tally Wacka
*John Thomas
*Willy/William
*Ram Rod
*Love Missile
*Throbbing Gristle
*Gristle Missile
*Pipito(if it's little)
*Cock
*Dick
*Shaft
*Member
*Main mast
*Flag Pole
*Pecker
*Wang
*Doodle
*Salami
*Wedding Tackle
*Trouser Snake

There's more.

[implodinggoat]

If you have erectile disfunction you can call it the slinky.

[implodinggoat]

At 5/25/02 10:09 AM, implodinggoat wrote: If you have erectile disfunction you can call it the slinky.

If you are a porn star you can call it your financial assets.

[biggusdiccus]

biggusdiccus

[implodinggoat]

Schtick

[biggusdiccus]

If your a Republican you can call it your trunk.

[MarkWillett]

At 5/30/02 11:30 PM, biggusdiccus wrote: If your a Republican you can call it your trunk.

Mine goes by LilJoe

[biggusdiccus]

I call it number one.

[implodinggoat]

At 6/1/02 01:54 AM, Sith_Lord_Vader wrote:

Energy shaft, EZ3, Spear, Drain Pipe, Sidewinder, Twinkie( where's the cream filling? :>), -8 , Ding Dong, Ball Park( they plump when ya suck em`.), Fire hose, Scroudom Volcaino, Condom display stand, and the good old fashon fuck tool.

Drain Pipe? I'd say its more of a spiggot.