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At 11/2/09 02:45 AM, SapphireLight wrote: The incredible danger is half the fun, people!

Sheesh, bunch of pansies.

I once got run over by a 4x4 while riding my push bike. Battered and bruised, the worst injury was the work I had to do to pay my parents for the insurance payout that they got to replace the bike... oh, and a new helmet, etc.

Now that was hardcore!

Hell yeah!

You're cool in my book.

At 11/4/09 01:51 AM, SapphireLight wrote: Hell yeah!

You're cool in my book.

Now to completely undo that - I'm staying up to 5am tomorrow morning, hoping to watch the Yankees take the World Series in game 6 tonight. I'm going to have to go to New York at some point.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY
DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT
IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell ?
No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
I'd hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the
side of the road.

10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

At 11/4/09 07:09 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT
IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:

lol. Hilarious. Sounds like me last Saturday XD

At 11/4/09 07:09 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

Dyslexia

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

Antidisestablishmentarianism.

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

I don't care if fat girls do try harder, she's a freaking heffer!

So anyone got halloween pics? I'll throw one up here....

At 11/4/09 07:47 PM, Life-Stream wrote: So anyone got halloween pics? I'll throw one up here....

The effect was quite ruined by my parent's new wallpaper, but...

At 11/5/09 06:48 PM, Coop83 wrote: The effect was quite ruined by my parent's new wallpaper, but...

*Pulls out Watchmen*

'The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumlated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

... and I'll look down and whisper "would you like a cup of tea".'

That joke isn't actually as funny as it sounded in my head originally... but whatever :P.

Also, sweet get up, even though you look a bit like a rapist :P.

Cool costumes/make up guys :3

I got my swine-flu injection lastnight, so now I'm part blegh I'm gonna spew, part tired i want to sleep and part i need to study. Neither of them is happening >:C

At 11/5/09 06:59 PM, Nev wrote:

At 11/5/09 06:48 PM, Coop83 wrote: The effect was quite ruined by my parent's new wallpaper, but...

*Pulls out Watchmen*

'The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumlated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"...

... and I'll look down and whisper "would you like a cup of tea".'

Genius. I might just have to record that for you. Perhaps later, if I can get a free moment.

That joke isn't actually as funny as it sounded in my head originally... but whatever :P.

It was pretty cool to me.

Also, sweet get up, even though you look a bit like a rapist :P.

Then the illusion needs more work. Damn.

That make-up...

...you like turtles, don't you? Admit it.

At 11/4/09 07:47 PM, Life-Stream wrote: So anyone got halloween pics? I'll throw one up here....

I was just with my friends for the day on Halloween. Only one trick-or-treaters this year which is more than last year when we had none. It was nice having all the sweets to ourselves. Once again, I didn't actually celebrate Halloween and I keep meaning to do so by watching horror films or dress up as anything. The latter would require more effort and I'm a lazy fuck, so I guess that's out of the question.

I didn't do anything for halloween other than play Borderlands, got drunk and watched the new Dawn of the Dead.

Heaver note: Replaced my cracked radiator and now my thermostat housing cover is cracked. Just before that I had to replace the front brakes and the water pump six months prior.

I think the old boy is trying to stay down for the count on me. But damn him, he's gonna make that trip to Iowa and back this winter if it kills him. It's a '94 F 150 2x4 straight six.

At 11/4/09 07:09 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY
DIFFICULT TO SAY
WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

I think I have a hard time saying some of those words when I'm sober. : ( 30soemthing

At 11/8/09 02:25 AM, SapphireLight wrote: That make-up...

...you like turtles, don't you? Admit it.

Me, or Life-Stream?

I'll assume Life-Stream, since mine is just a cotton mask, but it's reminiscent of the real Rorschach, since his was pretty much the same.

A dangerous virus is spreading rapidly across the world, commonly known as Work. If you receive work from your boss, or anyone else, do not touch it! The virus wipes out your social life completely. If you come into contact with work, go straight to the nearest pub and order the only known antidote, which is called alcohol (Al-co-hole). Please forward this immediately to six friends. If you realise that you do not have six friends, you are already infected and work has taken control.

*****

Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

A - Almost Boobs
B - Barely There
C- Can't Complain
D - Damn!
DD - Double Damn!
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a Reduction
H - Help me, I've fallen down and I can't get up.

*****

Paddy's girlfriend has a tattoo of a seashell on the top of her left thigh. Paddy says that if you put your ear to it, you can actually smell the sea!

At 11/11/09 09:34 AM, Coop83 wrote: Bra Sizes

oldddddddd

At 11/8/09 06:44 PM, Kisuke wrote: It's a '94 F 150 2x4 straight six.

Those things are tough. I wouldn't mind owning one myself, though the amount it'd cost to import it, let alone buy it...

***

A father is sitting at home, reading the paper when his son, who worked with potatoes in a little shop down town, comes home a lot earlier then expected from work. "Why you home so early?" "Father, i got sacked from work."

Outraged the father goes down to the potato peelers shop and walks in screaming "Why the fuck did you go and sack my son for!" the manager replied, "We caught him in the back room with a potato peeler up his ass"

"My Lord, can i see this potato peeler?"

"Sorry mate, we sacked him too."

***

1 of my personal milestones achieved, hurray! Next milestone is 8888 posts...once that's done, 10,000, and then...I don't think i have any other set goal :/

At 11/12/09 05:31 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: "Sorry mate, we sacked him too."

lol, good one. Wasn't expecting that punch line XD

At 11/15/09 05:45 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: 1 of my personal milestones achieved, hurray! Next milestone is 8888 posts...once that's done, 10,000, and then...I don't think i have any other set goal :/

Congrats on the 8,000 posts.
I just don't seem to be moving up :(
I've not been posting an awful lot this year.....i dunno....i just don't have that BBS motivation anymore. The only place i post is here in C&C, and only in 5 or 6 threads really....and most of them are dead :(

Hi, I'm new here. You guys seem cool... mind if I join?

At 11/17/09 10:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Hi, I'm new here. You guys seem cool... mind if I join?

No.

No NEVR's allowed.

At 11/17/09 10:14 PM, EJR wrote:

At 11/17/09 10:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Hi, I'm new here. You guys seem cool... mind if I join?

No.

No NEVR's allowed.

Blatant discrimination... I hope you're not all this racist.

At 11/17/09 10:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Hi, I'm new here. You guys seem cool... mind if I join?

doing much on the 28th, nevr?

there's another meetup for you to miss

At 11/17/09 10:14 PM, EJR wrote:

At 11/17/09 10:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Hi, I'm new here. You guys seem cool... mind if I join?

No.

No NEVR's allowed.

What's the policy on Nevs?

I'm going to the dentist in like half an hour :D. Can't wait to have this tooth sorted out, I've been wanting to smash my brains in for weeks now.

At 11/17/09 10:54 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 11/17/09 10:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Hi, I'm new here. You guys seem cool... mind if I join?

doing much on the 28th, nevr?

there's another meetup for you to miss

Is that like when you missed the Friday night Karaoke at the August meet? What was it? Some sort of Beer festival?

You do know that they have beer on tap at that pub, don't you?

At 11/17/09 10:54 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 11/17/09 10:09 PM, NEVR wrote: Hi, I'm new here. You guys seem cool... mind if I join?

doing much on the 28th, nevr?

there's another meetup for you to miss

lol, I don't normally do too well with making it to meetups, true. Honestly no idea what's going on on the 28th (of November, right?) yet. Is it in London? If it is, and nothing else is going on that day I might be able to make it.

Wait a minute, I'm going to London a week on Friday to see my sister. I haven't heard of any meetups happening in November. Maybe I don't lurk enough in the General forum?