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At 10/11/09 08:35 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 10/11/09 08:30 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Absolutely zero chance.

Well, after reading what Nev said, and this, i did some more searching around and found this deal. The only problem is i need an Australian plug converter which that doesn't have. I know at least one of you have a Mac laptop or something of the sort, so now i need a hand with finding the little part that plugs into the wall, i.e, the wall plug, not the little charging unit which you plug into your laptop :3

Thanks guys :D

dunno what the availability is of one of these things, but they cover pretty much all your bases.

At 10/11/09 10:21 AM, Life-Stream wrote: Also. Isn't this Bud ad a bit morally incorrect?

if it is real...

Of course it is - Bud's a lager and therefore it's not a beer in the true sense of the word. If any of you ever come across proper beer, you'll be looking at things like Tetley's bitter, Banks's and possibly John Smiths.

At 10/11/09 07:56 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Those of you living in countries other then Australia or the US, please tell me the compatibility of this wall charger with the wall outlets in your country.

Well, the UK has 3 prong plugs, so it's a no-no. I think that continental Europe might be ok, even with the slanted plugs, as I think that places like France have rounded plus connections for two-prong plugs...

You might even be able to charge your iPod in the bathroom - shaver's sockets might work for you in the UK...

Scouser* & a gay man

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in Liverpool sat a scouser. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the Scouser.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the Scouser leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the shit out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the Scouser, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the Scouser replied. "Something about a job."

*A Scouser is a person from Liverpool. If you're confused by this concept, substitute for Hick.

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In other news today, following the death of Boyzone star, Stephen Gately, it was revealed that Ian 'H' Watkins from Steps passed away two weeks ago. He was also 33.

Friends and family are calling the death a Tragedy, and a private cremation and burial was conducted away from the public eye. The family have decided to release news about his passing in the wake of Gately's eqwually untimely passing.

At 10/16/09 05:44 PM, Coop83 wrote: "I don't know," the Scouser replied. "Something about a job."

lol, XD

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The family have decided to release news about his passing in the wake of Gately's eqwually untimely passing.

Haha. Harsh.

Greatest commercial i have seen so far this year.

At 10/20/09 07:15 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Greatest commercial i have seen so far this year.

Thanks for that, I needed a laugh from a decent advert after having my mind tortured to so many shitty adverts shown in the UK.

At 10/20/09 07:15 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: Greatest commercial i have seen so far this year.

Awesomeness.

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Apparently, Louis Walsh has received threatening messages via the X Factor website.

Greater London Police are seeking a gang lord, who has allegedly been involved in the threats, rumoured to be long the lines of "Every week the Twins stay on X Factor, another member of Boyzone gets it."

*****

I received a text message today from my best friend, concerning text messaging tarrifs - "The prices of text messages are now changing depending on how good looking you are. Mine are now free, but don't bother texting back, as it'll cost you a fortune!"

At 10/20/09 09:23 AM, Coop83 wrote: I received a text message today from my best friend, concerning text messaging tarrifs - "The prices of text messages are now changing depending on how good looking you are. Mine are now free, but don't bother texting back, as it'll cost you a fortune!"

Of course the easy response to that is "Oh, so the more attractive you are the more you have to pay?"

Yeah, they didn't exactly specify which direction that goes.

At 10/20/09 08:28 PM, SapphireLight wrote: Yeah, they didn't exactly specify which direction that goes.

Haven't seen you around in a while. How you been?
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Stephen Hawking just upgraded to Windows 7 and found out his sound card wasn't compatible - He was speechless.

I've been doing a lot of traveling.

At 10/21/09 07:37 AM, SapphireLight wrote: I've been doing a lot of traveling.

Cool. Where about? National or International?

Having a quiet night in for the first time in AGES, so I thought it would be prudent to drop by this place for a bit.

Uni isn't all that bad this term (only in lectures on tuesday and thursday), so the rest of the time is my own. You'd think I'd be more active than I am given that this is the case, but I spend a good deal of my time at my girlfriend's house at the moment, so I don't end up going on NG that much.

I've been getting online every day though this week, so that's cool, and even if I don't post on the forums I'll usually do a bit of lurking / modding. So yeah, I am around a bit more these days, for anyone who remembers me / cares. ;P

At 10/21/09 06:07 PM, NEVR wrote: So yeah, I am around a bit more these days, for anyone who remembers me / cares. ;P

Who the hell are you!?

lol, j/k. Good to have you around again. Maybe this place will pick up a little more.....it's been real dead lately :(

0_0

Just checking in on everyone. How has everything been, for you all? I've been alright...just thinking about my health. I'm scared I might have colitis from taking all those anti biotics during the summer.

Not posting much, but I still lurk around every now and then. : ( 30something

At 10/21/09 06:07 PM, NEVR wrote: for anyone who remembers me / cares. ;P

A lot still do. :)

At 10/22/09 12:12 AM, DaSadGirl wrote: How has everything been, for you all?

It's been up and down for me. I almost got a job recently but I misunderstood one thing and it'll actually be a while before I get anything.

Not posting much, but I still lurk around every now and then. : ( 30something

A few old faces have come back all of sudden and it's great to see you and SapphireLight visiting this place every now and again.

I've got an exam tomorrow morning that I've barely revised for and I'm drinking heavily.

Uh oh.

:(

I am a fine example of why students are reviled by anyone over the age of 30.

At 10/22/09 03:14 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I am a fine example of why students are reviled by anyone over the age of 30.

Students aren't real people anyway so it's fine. We don't have to conform to normal social or behavoural conduct.

At 10/22/09 03:14 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I've got an exam tomorrow morning that I've barely revised for and I'm drinking heavily.

Oh snap. My exams start in 3 weeks, and well, i haven't exactly started studying for anything...even if i am just under 50% overall for all my units...except accounting...ugh.

Hello and welcome back to all our old friends who couldn't resist the sexual activity that goes on in here :3

At 10/21/09 07:20 AM, Life-Stream wrote: Stephen Hawking just upgraded to Windows 7 and found out his sound card wasn't compatible - He was speechless.

Genius.

At 10/22/09 03:14 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I am a fine example of why students are reviled by anyone over the age of 30.

Indeed. I just need to knuckle down and prepare a few stories I've got in the pipeline. I just need to pry myself away from Blood Bowl for a while, but given that it's coming up for the weekend and then about a week and a half off work, I should be able to tempt myself with that when I'm not working :P

I dunno if any of you have seen this guys videos around on youtube, but a friend introduced me to his stuff the other day, and i thought it was funny as hell, so here's me sharing.

Rimi Kart.. I won't bother linking to his other videos as you have the thumbnails on youtube to watch all his stuff.
Some good ones are; Pacman, Rocky and Saving Private Remi.

At 10/23/09 11:02 PM, Life-Stream wrote: I won't bother linking to his other videos

I know i said i wouldn't bother linking to his other videos, but there are two that deserve a link, because apart from making some of the funniest stuff i've seen in a long time, the guy is also an amazing football (soccer) player. Just check out this guys accuracy!

Foot 09
Foot 08

At 10/21/09 08:05 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 10/21/09 07:37 AM, SapphireLight wrote: I've been doing a lot of traveling.

Cool. Where about? National or International?

National. A bunch of states around New England.

Just cycled 25 miles... I feel manly and empowered.

At 10/25/09 03:47 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Just cycled 25 miles... I feel manly and empowered.

Your legs will probably disagree with you tomorrow.

My arse aches already

:(

At 10/25/09 09:34 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: My arse aches already

(

What sort of time are we looking for the 25 miles? 2 hours would be pretty quick, as you'd be averaging just under 5 minutes to each mile.

Stretches and protein power are the best recommendations that I can give you. Oh, that and a sports massage, but I can't give you one of those :P

It's been a few years since I last cycled. The last time I did so was when I was still in high school. Ever since I left that shithole, I haven't touched my bike once.

BICYCLE! BICYCLE! BICYCLE!

At 10/26/09 08:34 AM, Bahamut wrote: It's been a few years since I last cycled. The last time I did so was when I was still in high school. Ever since I left that shithole, I haven't touched my bike once.

Oh, you should, it's a great feeling - especially when you zip past a Gatso at over the speed limit and get flashed, knowing that they can't find you :P

In other news, I'm about to become a very sad individual - I'm planning on revisiting my steam-nut childhood and having a trip on the local steam railway, where they currently have the new engine that Jeremy Clarkson shovelled his guts out to get to Edinburgh from London. It's only there for this week, so I'm glad I've got the time off work :P

I took around four hours but stopped for lunch and a puncture that took unneccesarily long to fix. My guess is around three to three and a half hours of actual cycling