At 5/28/09 08:32 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:
At 5/28/09 08:12 AM, Coop83 wrote:
3) Hallway Sex - You both stand in the hallway and yell at each other "FUCK YOU!"
I only just heard this joke alone today, everyone was like, 'you've never heard it before?'.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I was like that to one of my colleagues when she read this one out:
Fred is a Negro. He gets a job on a building site, where he is told that policy of the company is to have informal nicknames for all of the builders. While on site, he will be referred to as the Wog.
"I'm not happy about that, boss. It's racist!"
"Look Fred, it's not that bad. Out on site, you've got two Irishmen, called Mick and Paddy. You've got Mac, who's a Scot and Whack, the guy who's a bit clumsy and keeps walking into things."
Anyway, Fred agrees to give it a try and on Friday, he comes back to the foreman.
"Sorry boss, I don't like it, with them keep calling me a Wog." With that, the foreman pick up his loudhailer and walks outside. Putting the mic to his mouth, he bellows
"Mick, Mac, Paddy, Whack! Leave the Wog alone!"
Old joke, but still funny.
At 5/29/09 05:23 AM, Life-Stream wrote:
At 5/28/09 08:12 AM, Coop83 wrote:
Sorry Life-Stream, this joke may come at a sensitive time, but I think that laughter is the best medicine.
lol, it's ok. It's a good one, though i have heard it before. Luckily for me i won't experience types 3 and 4.
You hope :P
Sorry, I couldn't resist. Still, at least we can all laugh about this... sort of.