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At 5/30/08 05:10 AM, Life-Stream wrote: I´m going to pretend i know what Ottomans is and say, yes, that does sound pretty tasty :)

It will soon be the place i regularly visit every thursday after school to consume said Snack pack.

kebab place, yum, 5minutes away.

This flash has got to the be the best one in the series so far. The 3rd part is out. Favorited!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 1881

At 5/30/08 06:24 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

kebab place, yum, 5minutes away.

They just opened a kebab place where i live, which is great because there aren´t any close to where i live. In England there´s one on every road, here there isn´t one for another 50 miles atleast.

At 5/30/08 06:48 AM, Seamonky wrote: This flash has got to the be the best one in the series so far. The 3rd part is out. Favorited!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 1881

lol, i just watched it, and 5´d it before i even read your post.

It´s not my favourite, cos i´m not a sonic fan, but there are some funny bits in it, and some of the guys are really good animators.

Heather Mills-McCartney was being driven around the countryside in her limo.

Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow.

Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright. 'Is it alright?' asked Heather . The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head.
'No ma'am, it's dead.'
'Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!' So the driver went off to the nearby farm.

A couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up.

'Oh my god, what happened to you?' Heather exclaimed.

'Well ma'am,' explained the driver, 'the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love to me.'
'Just what the hell did you say to them?'
'I'm Heather Mills-McCartney's driver and I've just killed the cow.

Did somebody say kebab? I just ate loads of barbecue!

At 5/30/08 07:58 AM, Coop83 wrote: 'I'm Heather Mills-McCartney's driver and I've just killed the cow.

lol. I´d laugh even more if i knew who Heather Mills-McCartney is >_>

At 5/30/08 08:13 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: Did somebody say kebab? I just ate loads of barbecue!

You could have shared >:(

At 5/30/08 08:26 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

You could have shared >:(

It was also for the whole family anyway!

At 5/30/08 08:26 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 5/30/08 07:58 AM, Coop83 wrote: 'I'm Heather Mills-McCartney's driver and I've just killed the cow.

lol. I´d laugh even more if i knew who Heather Mills-McCartney is >_>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Mil ls#Public_image

Divorcee of Macca

At 5/30/08 08:26 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 5/30/08 07:58 AM, Coop83 wrote: 'I'm Heather Mills-McCartney's driver and I've just killed the cow.

lol. I´d laugh even more if i knew who Heather Mills-McCartney is >_>

The best way to describe her is this little joke here:

"What's the difference between Heather Mills-McCartney (Paul McCartney's ex) and Northern Rock? (Failed Building society)
"One's unstable and robs pensioners of their savings, while the other one is a building society"

At 5/30/08 06:56 AM, Life-Stream wrote: It´s not my favourite, cos i´m not a sonic fan, but there are some funny bits in it, and some of the guys are really good animators.

I literally went nuts when I saw the title since this flash came out quite fast. Also, this is the best one in the series. What was your favorite part? My favorite part was OVER 9000?!?! and Fatter Eggman. :D

At 5/29/08 09:45 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: Thanks a lot Bahamut for my response for Mendou! I think I'm gonna hurl *pukes out dinner and is spilled on the keyboard* I just puked!

Hey I'm just telling the truth.

At 5/29/08 10:02 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:22 AM, Bahamut wrote: Nice. I think it looks great. My userpage banner, it's kinda out of date now, but I'm just gonna leave it as it is.

Until your 100th flash ;)

Yes, that's right. That's what we said when we were talking about userpage banners on AIM.

He's been sucking Zen's dick too much. That's all.

Oh, that's what those slurping noises were. All is now explained.

Yes, that was it! Good thing I mentioned that to clear the confusion.

...You had Dial-up just before?! Damn!

Dial-up? DIAL-UP? I didn't know that still existed.

Surprisingly it's still around. I know a person or two that still use it.

At 5/29/08 11:33 AM, Mendou wrote:

At 5/29/08 09:22 AM, Bahamut wrote: He's been sucking Zen's dick too much. That's all.

Zen's a cool guy.

Even if he's posted child porn on one of his news posts (which was deleted a day or two after he posted it)?

At 5/30/08 12:43 PM, Bahamut wrote: Hey I'm just telling the truth.

Bahamut is a champion of truth and justice.

Yes, that was it! Good thing I mentioned that to clear the confusion.

I thought I was imagining things at first...

...You had Dial-up just before?! Damn!

Dial-up? DIAL-UP? I didn't know that still existed.

Surprisingly it's still around. I know a person or two that still use it.

Really? I don't think anybody I know still uses it. That's probably why I genuinely thought it didn't exist anymore :P

Zen's a cool guy.

Even if he's posted child porn on one of his news posts (which was deleted a day or two after he posted it)?

I never saw that, thankfully. I'm surprised he still has an account here after pulling shit like that...

At 5/30/08 08:48 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Divorcee of Macca

Right-o Skip.

Nice new colourful sig.

At 5/30/08 08:49 AM, Coop83 wrote: The best way to describe her is this little joke here:

lmao, good one.

At 5/30/08 11:47 AM, Seamonky wrote: I literally went nuts when I saw the title since this flash came out quite fast. Also, this is the best one in the series. What was your favorite part? My favorite part was OVER 9000?!?! and Fatter Eggman. :D

I don´t think i´ve seen the other 2, but i remember seeing them on the front page. There were quite a few good bits in this one though, like the windows error screen XD

So i was in that pool yesterday......man was it freezing! It was a lovely sunny day, i had shorts on and everything, but the water´s still really cold. Once it gets into summer-summer here then the water gets reasonably warm...

At 5/31/08 03:41 AM, Life-Stream wrote:
So i was in that pool yesterday......man was it freezing! It was a lovely sunny day, i had shorts on and everything, but the water´s still really cold. Once it gets into summer-summer here then the water gets reasonably warm...

Yoiks! That usually happens in summer! It often fells like your taking a bath in a warm gigantic bowl of soup! Once summer ends, the autumn breeze makes it even colder!

At 5/31/08 03:41 AM, Life-Stream wrote: So i was in that pool yesterday......man was it freezing! It was a lovely sunny day, i had shorts on and everything, but the water´s still really cold. Once it gets into summer-summer here then the water gets reasonably warm...

Damn. It's really warm today where I am actually, for once. Might go to the pub later and sit in the beer garden with a pint and a cigarette. Nothing nicer... except for the bath I had last night with few cold beers and some jazz music on in the background. Beers in a warm bath or hot tub seem to amplify the effect of the alcohol, so it's win-win.

At 5/31/08 09:51 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: Yoiks! That usually happens in summer! It often fells like your taking a bath in a warm gigantic bowl of soup! Once summer ends, the autumn breeze makes it even colder!

Umm....yes....a warm gigantic bowl of soup...>_>

At 5/31/08 09:54 AM, NEVR wrote: Damn. It's really warm today where I am actually, for once. Might go to the pub later and sit in the beer garden with a pint and a cigarette. Nothing nicer...

lol, the beer garden? Your fancy pub has a garden?
Also.....shouldn´t smoke....bad for you :/

except for the bath I had last night with few cold beers and some jazz music on in the background. Beers in a warm bath or hot tub seem to amplify the effect of the alcohol, so it's win-win.

It´s a more of a win if you have a female in there with you.

At 5/31/08 09:57 AM, Life-Stream wrote: lol, the beer garden? Your fancy pub has a garden?

Quite a lot of pubs do now... they aren't big, but like outside seating areas with picnic tables etc., for the summer months. Because of the anti-smoking law, most pubs try and make it more comfortable for people who want to go out for a cigarette.

Also.....shouldn´t smoke....bad for you :/

Yeah, I used to smoke a LOT, but I've cut down now, so it's not a massive deal. I just enjoy a cigarette with a beer every now and again really. I'll be giving up for good after I finish university.

It´s a more of a win if you have a female in there with you.

I don't have that luxury right now unfortunately ;_;

At 5/31/08 10:02 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/31/08 09:57 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

Also.....shouldn´t smoke....bad for you :/

Yeah, I used to smoke a LOT, but I've cut down now, so it's not a massive deal. I just enjoy a cigarette with a beer every now and again really. I'll be giving up for good after I finish university.

You should quit sooner than that, it's better to be safe! You might regret it in the end! Wish I could say the same thing to my dad who's always lying at when he'll quit smoking!

Yeah im always telling my mum to stop smoking but she wont listen

At 5/30/08 12:53 PM, NEVR wrote:

At 5/30/08 12:43 PM, Bahamut wrote: Hey I'm just telling the truth.

Bahamut is a champion of truth and justice.

Yay! :)

Yes, that was it! Good thing I mentioned that to clear the confusion.

I thought I was imagining things at first...

Well, you weren't.

Surprisingly it's still around. I know a person or two that still use it.

Really? I don't think anybody I know still uses it. That's probably why I genuinely thought it didn't exist anymore :P

Heh, I'm pretty sure it'll be extinct in about 10 years time.

Even if he's posted child porn on one of his news posts (which was deleted a day or two after he posted it)?

I never saw that, thankfully.

I did. :(

I'm surprised he still has an account here after pulling shit like that...

I just wonder what the admins think about him. They seem nice enough to let him stay on this site.

At 5/31/08 09:54 AM, NEVR wrote: Damn. It's really warm today where I am actually, for once.

It's too hot right now. :(

At 5/31/08 10:27 AM, LeeJaySan wrote:

At 5/31/08 10:02 AM, NEVR wrote: Yeah, I used to smoke a LOT, but I've cut down now, so it's not a massive deal. I just enjoy a cigarette with a beer every now and again really. I'll be giving up for good after I finish university.

You should quit sooner than that, it's better to be safe!

I concur.

At 5/31/08 10:27 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: You should quit sooner than that, it's better to be safe! You might regret it in the end! Wish I could say the same thing to my dad who's always lying at when he'll quit smoking!

Meh, it's not so bad when you're young. I'm happy to have the odd cigarette every now and again, as long as I give up before I get too old. I enjoy it so it's my prerogative to keep doing it, right? :)

At 5/31/08 11:13 AM, Bahamut wrote: It's too hot right now. :(

It cooled off a bit just now, so I took the dog for a walk. Good dog walking weather.

At 5/31/08 12:00 PM, NEVR wrote: Meh, it's not so bad when you're young. I'm happy to have the odd cigarette every now and again, as long as I give up before I get too old. I enjoy it so it's my prerogative to keep doing it, right? :)

People say it´s so hard to give up. Once people start smoking, they very rarely stop. I laugh at all the people that try to sound cool and self confident when they say ´i can give up smoking when i want´, but the truth is they can´t go a day without a puff.

At 5/31/08 12:30 PM, Life-Stream wrote: People say it´s so hard to give up. Once people start smoking, they very rarely stop.

Nah, that's not true. I know loads of people who have quit smoking and never started again. It depends on how much you smoke anyway TBH.

I laugh at all the people that try to sound cool and self confident when they say ´i can give up smoking when i want´, but the truth is they can´t go a day without a puff.

Well that's just the oldest smokers' cliché in the book. The other is "I'm not addicted". I won't claim either of those things, but when I do decide to give up, that'll be it for me and smoking.

Alright NEVR! I just got one question! DO you smoke all the cigarette or just 2/3's?

So i have a packet of fartbombs here next to me. Where do i let them off?

At 5/31/08 07:41 PM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: So i have a packet of fartbombs here next to me. Where do i let them off?

Put them on your neighbors' annoying butts! What else?

At 5/31/08 07:38 PM, LeeJaySan wrote: Alright NEVR! I just got one question! DO you smoke all the cigarette or just 2/3's?

I smoke all of it. I'm not so rich that I can afford to waste 1/3rd of the cigarette. :)

At 5/31/08 07:50 PM, NEVR wrote:

I smoke all of it. I'm not so rich that I can afford to waste 1/3rd of the cigarette. :)

Oh OK! Just checking! I've read health books about the parts of a cigarette! And the last 3rd of the cigarette has the most tartar, which could make your teeth more yellowish!

At 5/31/08 08:04 PM, LeeJaySan wrote: Oh OK! Just checking! I've read health books about the parts of a cigarette! And the last 3rd of the cigarette has the most tartar, which could make your teeth more yellowish!

Interesting. My teeth are generally in pretty good shape, as I do my best to take care of them. It's only if you smoke really heavily that you get yellow/brown teeth and yellow fingernails, and all the rest of that awful stuff. Luckily I have none of that. :)