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I don't smoke, I have tried to maybe three times in my life.
I can't understand why people do it.
It is horrible.

I don't like being surrounded by smokers, smoking bans in pubs and clubs are the best things ever

At 1/30/08 05:06 PM, Kisuke wrote: How many people here smoke? What is everyones disposition on smoking? If you do smoke what kind do you smoke?

I'm too much of a goody two shoes to smoke, drink, or do all that other so called "Hip" stuff. I'm pathetic aren't I? :)

At 1/31/08 11:15 AM, Seamonky wrote: I'm too much of a goody two shoes to drink... I'm pathetic

Oh, very.

I love drinking. Even if you don't drink enough to get drunk, drinking with friends is such a laugh, and conversation is so free, it's a great relax after a week of FAILING TO FIND WORK >:(

My travelling dates are set now, I'm flying out on March 27th and returning May 28th, but I've been looking for work for almost 4 weeks now with no luck whatsoever and I doubt there's much space on the market for people who can only work for 1.5 months.

:\

gaaaaay.

Guys, remember the old flash on NG where the guy has quit smoking, and he cant take it, so while watching some window cleaners he throws an ashtray at them, and they fall off their window cleaning box or something, and they fall on a car, and something happens, and something happens, and something happens, and nuclear war is declared?

At 1/31/08 12:17 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Guys, remember the old flash on NG

Triple post, lol

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/13 5786

At 1/31/08 11:15 AM, Seamonky wrote: I'm too much of a goody two shoes to smoke, drink, or do all that other so called "Hip" stuff. I'm pathetic aren't I? :)

You'll be statwhore for the rest fo your life. Is that a bad thing?
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What really pisses me off with the new smoking ban is that pubs don't smell of pubs. Do you know what I mean? When you walked into a pub before the ban, you could smell that nice aroma of beer and a slight smell of somking smoke, it seemed to be a pleseant smell. Now, when you walk into a pub it smells of beer and cleaning fluid, not very nice.

Hey guys, during the past three days when I was banned I decided to stat whore a bit myself and got over 100 new flash reviews under my belt! :)

On another note I quit the SSBC and for everyone that knows me, that was my favorite crew for years. o.O

At 1/31/08 02:33 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: You'll be statwhore for the rest for your life. Is that a bad thing?

It's not a bad thing at all. I kinda enjoy being a stat whore for Newgrounds. Plus, the joys of deleting bad reviews and banning people is fun. I get abused here and there, but it's all good. :D

I'm a lager drinker, but I'm very picky about what lager I drink. You can keep your stella, budweiser*, heineken, carling, and foster, mate.

* unless it's budvar.

At 1/30/08 05:06 PM, Kisuke wrote: How many people here smoke? What is everyones disposition on smoking? If you do smoke what kind do you smoke?

I do not smoke. And don't plan to either.

At 1/30/08 05:17 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: I'm waaay out with smoking. I really don't want to get into the habit os smoking because It'll end wasting all my money....that's pretty much it.

Thats very true, and another reason why i don't.

At 1/30/08 05:30 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I try to stay away from all that stuff, I've almost been peer pressured into but I still havent. I don't care if people do smoke, but it bothers me more when people smell like it.

Same with me.

At 1/31/08 09:03 AM, Coop83 wrote: I've never smoked. I hate it as it is a filthy habit. Split up with a girlfriend because she started smoking again. When you kiss them just after they've has a cigarette, the taste is absolutely horrendous. Plus if their lungs still have some smoke in them, it can't be too good for my health, can it?

Now heres something that people would think all 'wtf?' and stuff. I hate smoking, i don't like it, never have smoked, and i don't mind having friends that smoke and all the rest, im happy with that. But, to have a relationship with a girl, she cannot be a smoker, or have smoked. That shit turns me off, and i have been told to pash a girl who smokes is like licking an ashtray.

The only smoke I like smelling of is the smoke from Bonfires or Fireworks. Those are cool smelling smokes.

Fuck yeah!

At 1/31/08 10:14 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I don't smoke, and I don't like the smell of smoke, however, I do accept that other people do it and don't outwardly display disgust just to make a point or anything. A few of my friends smoke, and as long as they don't blow the smoke into my face, I'll more than gladly sit around a table sharing a pint with them or whatever while they light up.

Same thing with me.

At 1/30/08 12:04 PM, DarkSoldier wrote:

At 1/30/08 11:54 AM, Seamonky wrote:

I'm guessing you're Madnkt.... :/

yeah the username madknt no longer exists on newgrounds.

Wait, what?

What happened to madknt?

I'm guessing his account got deleted.

Anyways, guess what guys.

I'm maintaining an A in Alg. II.

If I keep this up, I won't have to sneak on the computer for much longer.

At 2/1/08 05:37 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: If I keep this up, I won't have to sneak on the computer for much longer.

Sounds good dude, keep it up.

At 1/31/08 12:25 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 1/31/08 12:17 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Guys, remember the old flash on NG

Triple post, lol

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/13 5786

Fucking genius. Had to leave a review, since I laughed so much :)

At 1/31/08 02:33 PM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 1/31/08 11:15 AM, Seamonky wrote: I'm too much of a goody two shoes to smoke, drink, or do all that other so called "Hip" stuff. I'm pathetic aren't I? :)

You'll be statwhore for the rest fo your life. Is that a bad thing?

Never is that a bad thing!

At 1/31/08 07:26 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: I love drinking too! Whats your choice Hard Stuff or Beer? I enjoy shots more than beer. Although I havent tried many types of them.

Hard stuff, definitely. I've been a fan of Southern Comfort for quite a while, along with things like the 'Strangely Green' Cocktail, which is 1 finger of Galiano, 1 Bols Blue, 1 Brandy & 1 Sambuca. It's basically aniseed flavoured, but it's green, when none of the four spirits in it are. We're talking a bright green, which stains nicely :P

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School 1960 Vs 2007

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended
even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school.

1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area.

2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Vinh fails high school English.

1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college.

2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.

1960 - Ants die.

2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's
dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.

1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison.
Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay

The really sad thing here is that I can believe most of these things are true.

At 2/1/08 05:37 AM, Gu-rrilla wrote: What happened to madknt?

I'm guessing his account got deleted.

Yeah, I'm afraid so. It's a shame, but I suppose, the admins always have their edgy power-hungry moments. Like what they did with Crimson-Edge.

R.I.P. Madknt.

Many famous NG users have been deleted last year, especially my favorite one, Lastin! Well I hope Madknt makes another one...

At 2/1/08 07:48 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Yeah, I'm afraid so. It's a shame, but I suppose, the admins always have their edgy power-hungry moments. Like what they did with Crimson-Edge.

R.I.P. Madknt.

He's just changed his name to Shaun. I was only takling to him this morning in the Wi / Ht forum.

At 1/31/08 02:33 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: What really pisses me off with the new smoking ban is that pubs don't smell of pubs. Do you know what I mean? When you walked into a pub before the ban, you could smell that nice aroma of beer and a slight smell of somking smoke, it seemed to be a pleseant smell. Now, when you walk into a pub it smells of beer and cleaning fluid, not very nice.

You used to go home smelling of smoke and your clothes smelling of smoke.
It was horrible.
That being gone is the best thing.

At 2/1/08 08:30 AM, Coop83 wrote:

At 2/1/08 07:48 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Yeah, I'm afraid so. It's a shame, but I suppose, the admins always have their edgy power-hungry moments. Like what they did with Crimson-Edge.

R.I.P. Madknt.

He's just changed his name to Shaun. I was only takling to him this morning in the Wi / Ht forum.

What are you talking about? He's gone, man, and no matter how hard you wish it so, you can't bring back the dead.

:'(

At 1/31/08 09:28 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You can keep your stella

You mean Artois ;)

And where are you flying to first, and where are you headed to after?

I don't like to talk about Smoking.

My grandpa died because of it.

At 2/1/08 08:02 PM, Life-Stream wrote:

At 1/31/08 09:28 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: You can keep your stella

You mean Artois ;)

Nobody calls it Artois here. It's stella, or wifebeater.

And where are you flying to first, and where are you headed to after?

lisbon
oporto
madrid
seville
grenada
cadiz
gibraltar
valencia
barcelona
montpellier
cannes
nice
monaco
turin
milan
lake garda
verona
venice
florence
pisa
naples
palermo (sicily)
rome

/edn.

At 2/1/08 09:02 PM, DarkSoldier wrote: I don't like to talk about Smoking.

My grandpa died because of it.

Some people never change... I had a friend who can't breathe normally anymore b'coz of smoking! Now he has to bring inhalers every time!

I smoke... its a horrible habit and I was born with no lungs (obtained them from being hooked up to machines and had to have them forced to grow) and it breaks my heart sometimes to think that I wouldn't be here because of my lungs and the only payback I am giving to those doctors that saved me is ruining what they worked so hard for me to get. :(

You don't have lungs?!?!? OMFG! That's insane! I surely wished that even though that you have artificial lungs, you shouldn't smoke! It's still bad for your heart!

At 2/1/08 09:19 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Nobody calls it Artois here. It's stella, or wifebeater.

I know, but thats why they changed it.

lisbon
oporto
madrid
seville
grenada
cadiz
gibraltar
valencia
barcelona
montpellier
cannes
nice
monaco
turin
milan
lake garda
verona
venice
florence
pisa
naples
palermo (sicily)
rome

So it´s basically Spain, France and Italy.
Places I´ve been to are; madrid, granada, barcelona, monaco, florence, pisa, naples and rome. Havn´t been to the rest, though i might go to Valencia this year for the formula 1. It´s only about 2-3 hours from where i live.

Monaco was great....one of my favourite places i´ve been to.

streets of monaco

At 2/2/08 03:59 AM, LeeJaySan wrote: You don't have lungs?!?!? OMFG! That's insane! I surely wished that even though that you have artificial lungs, you shouldn't smoke! It's still bad for your heart!

It sucks at times but its alright really, its all I've ever known.

I know it is, I'm going to quit very soon, seriously on that one. I am cutting back now and have been doing very good on that. :)

Wish me luck. ^^

At 2/2/08 04:12 AM, DarkLotusJuggalo wrote: Wish me luck. ^^

Good luck!

At 2/1/08 09:57 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 2/1/08 08:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: He's just changed his name to Shaun. I was only takling to him this morning in the Wi / Ht forum.

What are you talking about? He's gone, man, and no matter how hard you wish it so, you can't bring back the dead.

No seriously he changed his name.

At 2/1/08 09:38 AM, Shaun wrote:

At 1/31/08 02:33 PM, NintendoMadness wrote: What really pisses me off with the new smoking ban is that pubs don't smell of pubs.

You used to go home smelling of smoke and your clothes smelling of smoke.
It was horrible.
That being gone is the best thing.

I have special clothes for the pub, so they wouldn't smell smoky when I came home.

At 2/2/08 08:14 AM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 2/1/08 09:57 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 2/1/08 08:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: He's just changed his name to Shaun. I was only takling to him this morning in the Wi / Ht forum.

What are you talking about? He's gone, man, and no matter how hard you wish it so, you can't bring back the dead.

No seriously he changed his name.

I heard he died in a horrible boating accident while posting child porn on the forums.
End result, deleted account.

At 2/2/08 08:14 AM, NintendoMadness wrote:

At 2/1/08 09:57 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 2/1/08 08:30 AM, Coop83 wrote: He's just changed his name to Shaun. I was only takling to him this morning in the Wi / Ht forum.

What are you talking about? He's gone, man, and no matter how hard you wish it so, you can't bring back the dead.

No seriously he changed his name.

No, listen to that mysterious Shaun guy, he's right. Madknt is gone, and I know it's a tragic time for all of us, but pretending that he's still with us won't help the wounds heal.