At 2/18/08 02:26 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 2/17/08 04:56 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I spent all day bonding with my dad, wiring up an ethernet cable across the house from my room.

What an awesome father-son bonding session.

I know, not many bonding sessions result in a high-speed internet access allowing you to stay up all night long on the internet without your parents knowing. ^__^

At 2/18/08 07:04 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/17/08 01:31 PM, Mendou wrote: Problem? What's wrong with liking Japanese music?

No, I have a problem with Japanese POP music, especially from hearing all the trash Afro_Stud puts on his flashes.

Afro_Stud is never a good flash artist! He's a spammer like the stupid Star Syndicate! And nothing's wrong w/ Japanese music! It maybe just your ears!

At 2/18/08 07:37 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 2/18/08 02:26 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote:

At 2/17/08 04:56 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I spent all day bonding with my dad, wiring up an ethernet cable across the house from my room.

What an awesome father-son bonding session.

I know, not many bonding sessions result in a high-speed internet access allowing you to stay up all night long on the internet without your parents knowing. ^__^

Hell, so you got one of those awesome two-in-one deals! You lucky bastard! I wish I could have a moment like that but I already have high-speed internet throughout the house. ;)

Talking of highspeed internet, Virgin really are nice guys. It's at 4mb at the moment, and when we bought it, it was 512k. They've just hasslelessly upgraded it over and over since we bought it.

At 2/18/08 07:37 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I know, not many bonding sessions result in a high-speed internet access allowing you to stay up all night long on the internet without your parents knowing. ^__^

I really REALLY want a computer in my room, or at least a laptop...seriously, the amount of time i would spend on Newgrounds would be insane (for me anyway).

At 2/18/08 09:34 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Talking of highspeed internet, Virgin really are nice guys. It's at 4mb at the moment, and when we bought it, it was 512k. They've just hasslelessly upgraded it over and over since we bought it.

When i got my line it was 1mb. They´ve upgraded it to 3mb now.

I heard the japanese have like 80mb lines over there. I think the fastest as of now, here in Spain is 20mb.

At 2/19/08 01:48 AM, Life-Stream wrote:

When i got my line it was 1mb. They´ve upgraded it to 3mb now.

Wow!

I heard the japanese have like 80mb lines over there. I think the fastest as of now, here in Spain is 20mb.

Holy! That's wicked! You must have a hell lot of songs!

At 2/18/08 02:59 PM, Mendou wrote: Nothing wrong with pop music.

But there's something terribly wrong with J-Pop. ;)

At 2/18/08 07:20 PM, LeeJaySan wrote: Afro_Stud is never a good flash artist! He's a spammer like the stupid Star Syndicate!

I know what's wrong. There's lack of hentai on his flashes for you. :P

At 2/18/08 09:34 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Talking of highspeed internet, Virgin really are nice guys.

Maybe for highspeed internet, but certainly not for when it comes to the Internet connection going down quite often. >:(

At 2/19/08 12:44 AM, SpeedMetalSandwich wrote: I really REALLY want a computer in my room, or at least a laptop...seriously, the amount of time i would spend on Newgrounds would be insane (for me anyway).

That's already so for me, except the computer upstairs is shit, but good enough to run an Internet browser.

At 2/19/08 11:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/18/08 09:34 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Talking of highspeed internet, Virgin really are nice guys.

Maybe for highspeed internet, but certainly not for when it comes to the Internet connection going down quite often. >:(

Oh yeah. Strangely (but luckily), it never happens when I'm playing online games, it's always when I'm browsing the internet.

Time for a couple of jokes:

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast.

'That's it,' he tells his wife. 'I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I've hit the ball I couldn't see where it went.'

His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says: Why don't you take my brother with you and give it one more try..'

'That's no good' sighs Arthur, 'your brother's a hundred and three. He can't help.'

'He may be a hundred and three', says the wife, 'but his eyesight is perfect'

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.

He turns to the brother-in-law. 'Did you see the ball?'

'Of course I did!' replied the brother-in-law. 'I have perfect eyesight'.

'Where did it go?' says Arthur.

'I don't remember.'

********

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed?

'Breast-fed,' she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did.

He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed The doctor said, 'No wonder this baby Is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

'I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'?

********

I hope that has cheered everyone up - I'm off to make my latest news post.

At 2/19/08 02:47 PM, Coop83 wrote: I hope that has cheered everyone up - I'm off to make my latest news post.

I got a kick out of those but I won't remeber those in a week.

Also, i'm going to spam up your blog.

At 2/19/08 02:50 PM, Mendou wrote: Hey guys, LETS ASK LEO.

Yeah, lets ask leo where you got that poor quality new sig from -__-;

Nice jokes by the way coop! Like the golf one ;)

The last time I asked Leo for advice I ended up getting knifed in the back.

"You should turn around."

At 2/19/08 03:17 PM, Mendou wrote: Pardon me if it's not a hentai sig.

I improved your sig.

At 2/19/08 03:21 PM, Mendou wrote: No thanks, i don't blurry shit sigs.

At least I tried, I don't need to ask a sig club to make me a sig.

In fact, i'm gonna use this sig for a week or so just for kicks.

You've been using that one for weeks already.

Not this one;

At 2/19/08 05:13 PM, Mendou wrote: Original.

Damn straight!

smc, I resent you comment in the Hentai Crew. You accuse me of posting for the sake of boosting my post count, when you yourself made FOUR posts in there, none of which were constructive. You said:
"Needs rules and I better structure.

Plus I think this has been done before, but I can't find it."

Rules and structure? Rules and fucking structure? You seem to be missing the glaring emission from the thread rules that is the SECOND RULE UNDER "THE BIG ONES". >:(

"Posting pornographic (including cartoon porn)..."

Are you as dense as a brick? I suggested that the thread should go rot in hell, because even with rules and structure, god knows what shitfucks like you mean when you say "rules and structure", how the fuck would that make a thread where people discuss hentai with glee and abandon be anything less than a cesspool of faggotry is beyond me. You can enjoy hentai. Fuck, I enjoy hentai. I would not, however, make a crew about it, because there is so little to discuss? "Hey guys, lets list our favourite hentai sites! Lets list our favourite hentai mangas! Lets list our favourite hentai.... uhh... sites?" It'd be thousands upon thousands of pages of A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD.

But never mind that. My beef isn't with the thread. I wouldn't make it, nor contribute to it, but that's not my issue here.

My issue is you.

Don't for one minute think I mean just you, there are a fair few people who do it. But I'm picking on you, because I can.
I mean, in the World In Conflict Clan, you posted "....But this needs rules, man.". Life-Stream hastily posted a set of rules, fair enough, but do you know what?

None of them are allowed anywhere on the BBS.

There was no point to that post. All his post said was "dont playa hait, dont spam, and dont post porn"... YOU CAN'T DO THAT ANYWHERE IN THE BBS, SO THE WORLD IN CONFLICT CLAN DOES NOT NEED THEM BEING RE-HASHED.

Now, I can appreciate that certain clubs need rules, like the Elite Guard you need to have an 'Elite' level of blams/saves... but not everywhere does. A place like this doesn't have rules, the more informal lounge style clubs don't have rules, why? Because they don't need to. If you're not mature enough to follow the rules in C&C, you aren't mature enough to follow the rules anywhere, and quite honestly, should be banned.

Structure. Structure, structure. structure, structure, structure. Say it enough, and the word falls apart in your head. Now, what structure do you picture? I can appreciate some threads have detailed member lists and rankings, but some do not. Are these bad threads? No, they're just different threads. Take the NG Mafia for example. I used to be a member, until I quit when they refused to let an intelligent, active level 3 (who didn't deposit) join because they weren't a high enough level, although the Mafia was all social roleplaying, and nothing about experience. Anyway, I've never much cared for them since, but look at their first post. No rules. Very minimal structure. By the time I joined, there was plenty of structure and rules, like the level rule, you had to choose a section to join, etc, etc. Sometimes it's best just to experiment with what fits, to let the thread evolve as it grows.
Sure, there may be some disadvantages to not having an explicit list of how to handle the thread on the first page, but all that I can think of involve people looking to join that club, and if they haven't read the last few pages, well, even then, I'm sure some member would be more than happy to help them out and offer some tips and hinters.

Okay, so, I appreciate where you're coming from with your generic "rules and structures" posts, but that's only half of my beef with you. The other issue I have is what a post like that does to the general aura of a thread. Lets assume that someone makes a club with a poor first post (like pretty much every old club, take a look in some of them and baulk at how poor their first posts are... "omg i like [topic] if u like [topic] join up". Now, I appreciate, that looks a bit awkward, but those topics have become big and lasted several years and for all purposes have been succesful... now, what if the second post is essentially saying "I think this thread sucks"? It makes the thread look cheap and shoddy, even if since the first page it's mutated into something more complex and intricate than you could possibly imagine? Your post just brings down the thread.

Rargh.

TLDR: You guys are less helpful than windows errors, and far less imaginative.
Go die quietly somewhere.

At 2/19/08 07:27 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: smc, I resent you comment in the Hentai Crew.

Did I strike a nerve?

You accuse me of posting for the sake of boosting my post count,

Says someone who planned his 30 K post back when he only had 27 K postes.

My issue is you.

Oh, A NG USER INSULTED ME IN A A BBS THREAD! I'M GONNA GO CUT MYSELF NOW.

TLDR: You guys are less helpful than windows errors, and far less imaginative.

Now wasn't that clever?

Go die quietly somewhere.

Like I haven't heard that one before.

At 2/19/08 07:38 PM, Mendou wrote:

At 2/19/08 07:27 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

TLDR: You guys are less helpful than windows errors, and far less imaginative.
Go die quietly somewhere.

Whoa....wow..BBM putting the smack down.

I've done it before, just gone off on wild tangents and posts on spur of the moment thoughts. Even massive threads like my console rant have been spur of the moment things, as well as a dozen other threads that I can't be arsed to search for, ranging from complaining about everything from "lol" to console fanboys (i know lolz wut).

At 2/19/08 07:44 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I've done it before, just gone off on wild tangents and posts on spur of the moment thoughts.

I wouldn't have been able to tell your impulsive with the way you post in every thread made in general with just a sentence or two and how you can't handle a insult given to you in a hentai club.

You say you don't post just for the sake of posting and i'm saying thats total bullshit.

How come the majority of postes you make in general are only 1 - 3 sentences long and nothing worth replying too? How come you were plotting your 30 K post 3 K postes before you reached 30 K postes?

Honestly, you pretend to not be a stat whore but you are.

And the way you just ranted just now just proves your an overemotional bastard.

At 2/19/08 07:59 PM, smc316 wrote: And the way you just ranted just now just proves your an overemotional bastard.

Oh wow.

Seriously, I don't think there's any other possible reaction than "oh wow".

BOYS STOP IT!!!

Can't you see this is tearing your relationship apart?!

WHY CAN'T WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE WE USED TO?

At 2/19/08 08:48 PM, Twone wrote: WHY CAN'T WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE WE USED TO?

Because being caustic and overly vocal is the cool new trend.

But BBM's post was bang-on, so smcabunchanumbers can choke on a dick for his pathetic flaming.

Way to completely avoid the fucking point. You like to linger on a single line from that rant as if that's the gist of my whole post.

At 2/19/08 08:52 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Way to completely avoid the fucking point. You like to linger on a single line from that rant as if that's the gist of my whole post.

He's not very good at arguing, so his behaviour in this situation is terribly unsurprising.

At 2/19/08 07:59 PM, smc316 wrote: You say you don't post just for the sake of posting and i'm saying thats total bullshit.

Except I actually didn't say that at all.

At 2/19/08 08:48 PM, Twone wrote: BOYS STOP IT!!!
Can't you see this is tearing your relationship apart?!
WHY CAN'T WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER LIKE WE USED TO?

Uhhh, I'm too old for this. In other news, I've been tagging up places with NG stickers to spread the word. :D

At 2/19/08 09:50 PM, Seamonky wrote: Uhhh, I'm too old for this. In other news, I've been tagging up places with NG stickers to spread the word. :D

Ooh, I should get some of those.

At 2/19/08 11:36 AM, Bahamut wrote:

At 2/18/08 07:20 PM, LeeJaySan wrote: Afro_Stud is never a good flash artist! He's a spammer like the stupid Star Syndicate!

I know what's wrong. There's lack of hentai on his flashes for you. :P

In fact, most of them actually don't have hentai! That just bites me every time I use the NG search bar!