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poindexterstone

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Posted at: 4/29/05 03:56 AM

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What's the best kind of sex?
i.e. : Birthday sex, make up sex, cheating sex, drunk sex.....c'mon people...enlighten me.


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Cycros

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Drunken make up sex IMHO.


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DarkSytze

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Whats the diffrence between birthday sex and Cheating sex?

Feelings?

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Molotov

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midget sex ^_^

NOW IS WHEN YOU RAM HAPPY WITH LIFE SAUCE.

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Triple D sex. Or maybe Any sex lol


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I like to call it "Crazy ex-roomate that wanted to kill you" sex. Its pretty sweet.


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LazyDrunk

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cyber sex, duh.

We gladly feast upon those who would subdue us.

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the first time i got to shag the man of my dreams *sigh* <3


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Kipling

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Rescue sex. Rescue a lady from a burning building and then sebsequently have sex with her. Best thing I've ever done


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Moloko

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Sex you haven't had with a person you haven't seen in a loooooooong time. And of course make-up sex is always nice.

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the kind where both ppl are awake


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sex with a dead baby and a dog at the same time, then cutting the babys tongue out and forcing it to lick your own arse


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Miikro

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At 4/29/05 04:30 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: cyber sex, duh.

because we all know it's the only form of sex any of these people will be seeing.

If Apple Jacks aren't going to taste like real apples, then THEY CAN GET A REGULAR JOB LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. >:(
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LazyDrunk

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At 4/29/05 05:00 AM, Miikro wrote:
At 4/29/05 04:30 AM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: cyber sex, duh.
because we all know it's the only form of sex any of these people will be seeing.

Bingo :)

was waiting for someone to catch that

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orgies :P

Free cash lol
Also cox. lots of cox


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Dobio

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omg best sex is text message sex.

:o :o :o

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fuSEEk

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Sex with my beautiful hand.

fap fap fap fap

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MJOLNIRchief90

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If i ever get any sex it will be the best to me.

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Zel0s

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Wouldn't it depend on the person? I'm sure you could go out with one chick and have the best make-up sex ever then go out with another chick later and find out... that during the make up sex she's still mad :0 . Sex is sex and it's going to depend on who it is and the mood you're both in.


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Nijsse

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Animal sex by far!
Nothing feels better then fucking a cow or getting a blowjob from a dog.


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Dr-Adventure

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Not sex with FIGMENT's mom, I can tell you that.


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ArtistJ

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At 4/29/05 03:56 AM, poindexterstone wrote: What's the best kind of sex?
i.e. : Birthday sex, make up sex, cheating sex, drunk sex.....c'mon people...enlighten me.

the kind you get caught having in public.


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At 4/29/05 05:06 AM, Dobio wrote: omg best sex is text message sex.

o :o :o

/me grins

why am i not surprised.

Anyway, the best sex is surprise sex.End.

<EJR> I LOVE MALACHY. I WANNA SCRAPE HIS GUMS WITH MY TONGUE AND GET THE FULL SENSATION OF A REAL MAN'S KISS.
.....................
scoff?

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MJOLNIRchief90

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All sex I see is best. :)

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Enoll

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Shower sex.
A plus is then aren't all sweaty and stink after.

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sex with girls


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At 4/29/05 04:42 AM, -Moloko- wrote: Sex you haven't had with a person you haven't seen in a loooooooong time. And of course make-up sex is always nice.

You miss me don't you? I knew it. Don't worry, I'll shag you rotten. Yeah baby!


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vibes

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Vote 1 for sex on ecstasy.

Second place goes to drunk sex.


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FIGMENTUM

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At 4/29/05 07:18 AM, CHEESEGOD wrote: Not sex with FIGMENT's mom, I can tell you that.

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Mother only married you for your money.

I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI

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Carmilla

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Posted at: 4/29/05 08:52 AM

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At 4/29/05 08:50 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

He might not be, but I am. :-D

The best sex?

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