Top 10 Annoying Subway Customers

[DrkBlueXG]

I work at a Subway Restaurant which is less than a block from my house. I don't have to pay for gas to drive there and it's convenient. But, there are customers that come in that are so stupid sometimes that I think they could potentially be a better president.
So here it is...
Top 10 Annoying Subway Customers:

1) "What kind of cheese do you have?"
Now this is a question that I get often. What's even more annoying is when to see the cheese we have...they actually have to look over a sign on the bar that tells them what cheese we have.

2) Specials...of any kind.
I will stand there and watch a customer pull up, get out and walk over to a sign outside that explains what special we have for the day. Then proceed to come in and ask if we have a special for the day. I then tell them that we don't and then the famous phrase comes out..."OH,...but your sign outside says that you have blah blah blah.." OH REALLY!?!?! THEN I GUESS WE DO!!!retard!!!!

3) Small Talk.
I hate it when customers will come in during a rush where we have a line out-the-door and then while I am making thier sandwich I will hear them ask "You guys are kinda busy?" (Sigh, I don't even answer because you sir, are an ass) I am paid to make your sandwhich, that's it. Nothing more, nothing less.

4) "I would like a veggie salad, 6 CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIES and a small diet coke."
Honestly, could you really not go on with life without the 1260 calories you are packing on from those cookies? (fyi: CC cookies are 210 calories...a piece)

5) When I watch a woman that's tipping the scales of about 200 pounds, and she walks in and says that she wants a footlong. Well No Shit, I already knew that by looking at you. Just tell me what kind of fucking sandwhich you want...and I bet you will pick the chicken-bacon.

6) "I would like a footlong BMT, double-meat, double-cheese." Okay, you are walking into a restaurant that prides itself into serving healthy, moderate-calorie meals and you are gonna double that intake, completely ignoring the purpose of why they sell these types of sandwhiches. It doesn't help either that you picked the second-highest calorie sandwhich on the menu. (fyi: BMT originally meant Boston Manhattan Transit, but now they prefer to call it the Bigger Meatier Tastier.)

7) Call-In Orders.
People will make call-in orders over the phone. And when I ask about what time they will be picking this up. "Oh, well, I have my husband on his way now."

8) We get really busy during the weekends, so we are gonna eventually run out of supplies on a few things until our new shipment comes in on monday....like roastbeef for example. I get some people that come in and start to realllly complain when they find out we are out of roastbeef. Asking to speak to the manager of the store and this is lousy service blah blahbitchblah. Honestly...if you are in need of a roastbeef sandwhich THAT bad, then Arbys is just a couple blocks down the road. I'm almost positive that they have roastbeef there.

9) People that are in so big of a fucking hurry that they must insist on leaving thier vehicle's engine on while they come in. Now, you are gonna waste expensive gas to keep your car running because you don't want your car to get cold in the entire 5-10 minutes you're in the store. Or are you just THAT lazy? I we lived in a big city, your car would be jacked because you are too ignorant to understand.

10) "Would you like your sub toasted?"....customer:"OH! You mean like Quiznos?!?"
This is something that irks me for some reason because it's pointless. Nooo it's not like quiznos we just toast our fucking subs...like subway. It makes about as much sense to say that by walking into a pizza place and when they as you if you want cheese/mushrooms/sausage/etc. on that and you reply "OH! You mean like Mazzios?!?"

Oh...well I guess that's 10 already. I was about to write more lol. Anyways, it's not that I don't like to work there. It's just that after awhile...you notice the idiotic things people do and say. I bet the same goes for every job for that matter. I just had to get these things off my chest and out there for people to know. And if you eagerly want to piss off some people at your local subway...then go by the guidelines listed above. Thank you for your time.

oh,...and Jared is gay.

[DanMalo]

At 4/26/05 04:52 PM, DrkBlueXG wrote: Whaaaaaaa!!!

Shut up.

[Harpo-1]

At 4/26/05 04:56 PM, DanMalo wrote:

At 4/26/05 04:52 PM, DrkBlueXG wrote: Whaaaaaaa!!!

Shut up.

Sorry bro, i gotta agree with dan, he has the same name as me.

[TigerMaiden]

Do you know what really pisses me off? Walking into Subway and seeing someone older than 16 behind the counter. Those dumb bastards. And then untop of it they usually look pissed off and can't take my god damn order for shit.
I'm annoyed by people like you. Who gives a shit, just serve me. Don't worry that I'm fat and want a footlong, left my car running, and like to make small talk. Just do your job.
Your post was not witty, if that was your goal... it was just whiny. Hurry up and get your ass out of college and do something else that won't make you so damn miserable.

[hair-shit]

i'm sorry i only read 8 things, but, you get maid to make sandwiches and be nice! your job only has 2 things! do your job well

[DrkBlueXG]

At 4/26/05 05:00 PM, TigerMaiden wrote: Your post was not witty, if that was your goal... it was just whiny.

Who Cares? it's a forum...about...general topics.

[ATI-sucks]

lol that was kinda funny you should write more :-P

[TigerMaiden]

At 4/26/05 05:05 PM, DrkBlueXG wrote:

At 4/26/05 05:00 PM, TigerMaiden wrote: Your post was not witty, if that was your goal... it was just whiny.

Who Cares? it's a forum...about...general topics.

I didn't say it didn't belong here, I just said it was whiny. <3

[Ted-Easton]

What about people who ask for their subs cut "the old way". I love the look on the face of the employees when they're really busy or don't know how.

[Olly]

Actualy hes write it probaly is a nag having the same dumb ass people everyday

[BaronVonBadGuy]

At 4/26/05 04:52 PM, DrkBlueXG wrote: BOO FUCKING HOO

I bet you shop at Hot Topic.

[Faptastic]

Very clever, I hate how fat people just keep on getting fatter.
I thought of a perfect system, were we give fat people less food. The food would be sent to poor people. There even be a line that says "if your over 300 pounds come in this line" they purchase there food. But then they take one fourth of the food.

[Slaker4012]

At 4/26/05 04:52 PM, DrkBlueXG wrote: 1) "What kind of cheese do you have?"

I dont have that at my subway :(

2) Specials...of any kind.

Yea, who do they think they are? Asking for exactly what they paid for?

3) Small Talk.

Some people hate awkward silence.

4) "I would like a veggie salad, 6 CHOCOLATE-CHIP COOKIES and a small diet coke."

I'll even admit thats annoying. Fat people who cheat wieght loss aren't fooling anyone except themselves.

5) I bet you will pick the chicken-bacon.

Hot damn! That's a sandwhich?!

6) "I would like a footlong BMT, double-meat, double-cheese."

They are the customers. From 9 to 5, you are everyone who walks into that store's bitch.

7) Call-In Orders.

........Fuck that is dumb.

8) Running out of food & and bitchy customers.

Be a smart ass and make them a sandwhich with invisible roast beef. 0 calories and 0 taste, but at least they get the satisfaction of having roast beef on their sandwhich.

9) People that are in so big of a fucking hurry that they must insist on leaving thier vehicle's engine on while they come in.

You should laugh about that. They're losing money, not you.

10) "Would you like your sub toasted?"....customer:"OH! You mean like Quiznos?!?"

Wtf is Quiznos?

oh,...and Jared is gay.

Yea, I also hate that cock. I actually met him, and he's really condescending.