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How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 24th, 2002 @ 10:41 PM Reply

How Many Times Can You Masterbate in one day?
It might be interesting to hear some of your personal comments. Ive never really tried... at all. But my record is 4. If you cant beat that, shame on you cuz im 13. So, Lets get some feedback!
Be truthful biotches... PLEASE

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 24th, 2002 @ 11:22 PM Reply

At 4/24/02 10:41 PM, BenGoldhaber wrote: How Many Times Can You Masterbate in one day?
It might be interesting to hear some of your personal comments. Ive never really tried... at all. But my record is 4. If you cant beat that, shame on you cuz im 13. So, Lets get some feedback!
Be truthful biotches... PLEASE

Some 1 better reply damnit
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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 01:29 AM Reply

holy crap, dude... you seriously need a life. you're 13, and you're already flogging the dolphin?... 4 times a day?

but alright, to amuse you, i've heard tell that some kid did it 17 times in 24 hours. that sounds like a lot to me, though, i doubt its true.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 02:13 AM Reply

At 4/25/02 01:29 AM, Thorfalcon wrote: holy crap, dude... you seriously need a life. you're 13, and you're already flogging the dolphin?... 4 times a day?

but alright, to amuse you, i've heard tell that some kid did it 17 times in 24 hours. that sounds like a lot to me, though, i doubt its true.

hmm,i havent kept count on my record. but i've heard of guys doing it 8 times a day EVERY day

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 02:21 AM Reply

well it aint the higest and it aint the lowest

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 03:57 AM Reply

2 times a day fewel...maybe 3...but 3 is too fucking much...

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 04:41 AM Reply

At 4/25/02 01:29 AM, Thorfalcon wrote: holy crap, dude... you seriously need a life. you're 13, and you're already flogging the dolphin?... 4 times a day?

but alright, to amuse you, I'll tell you that I did it 17 times in 24 hours. That sounds like a lot but it's true.

Wow, I learn something new everyday.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 05:03 AM Reply

Why masterbate, if your so horny, go grab a girl that will sleep with you, considering if any girls would go near you.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 10:35 AM Reply

At 4/25/02 05:03 AM, Brods wrote: Why masterbate, if your so horny, go grab a girl that will sleep with you, considering if any girls would go near you.

But people like Thor Falcon is ugly...no pussy for him.

Me and Dan Malo are cute. We get the pussy everyday.

Tell 'em dan! Pussy is all great.

See you at eight. Bitch.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 11:30 AM Reply

Well I had sex 11 times in one day once....


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 11:39 AM Reply

SEX IS BETTER, i've had sex 6 times in one day, but two diff girls :) beat that!

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 12:23 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 11:39 AM, Mxpxstud14 wrote: SEX IS BETTER, i've had sex 6 times in one day, but two diff girls :) beat that!

Please don't tell me it was at a family reunion.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 12:27 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 11:39 AM, Mxpxstud14 wrote: SEX IS BETTER, i've had sex 6 times in one day, but two diff girls :) beat that!

And i bet you got the puffy red sores to prove it!

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 05:32 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 01:29 AM, Thorfalcon wrote: holy crap, dude... you seriously need a life. you're 13, and you're already flogging the dolphin?... 4 times a day?

but alright, to amuse you, i've heard tell that some kid did it 17 times in 24 hours. that sounds like a lot to me, though, i doubt its true.

Are you guys gay?

Seriouly are you a faggot? Always trying to be a smartass and here you talk about jacking off, instead of jaking off you can fuck some girl, but too bad you can't because you're a fag, so go fuck your gayass sex partner


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 05:41 PM Reply

At 4/24/02 10:41 PM, BenGoldhaber wrote: How Many Times Can You Masterbate in one day?
It might be interesting to hear some of your personal comments. Ive never really tried... at all. But my record is 4. If you cant beat that, shame on you cuz im 13. So, Lets get some feedback!
Be truthful biotches... PLEASE

How many times can you spell "Masturbate" wrong in a day? Let's get some feedback! :)

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 05:47 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 05:32 PM, cryptick wrote:
At 4/25/02 01:29 AM, Thorfalcon wrote: holy crap, dude... you seriously need a life. you're 13, and you're already flogging the dolphin?... 4 times a day?

but alright, to amuse you, i've heard tell that some kid did it 17 times in 24 hours. that sounds like a lot to me, though, i doubt its true.
Are you guys gay?

Seriouly are you a faggot? Always trying to be a smartass and here you talk about jacking off, instead of jaking off you can fuck some girl, but too bad you can't because you're a fag, so go fuck your gayass sex partner

Everyone masturbates! Even people that have a girlfriend/boyfriend! It's a fact, and it certainly doesn't make you gay.

I'm pretty curious as to why you care so damn much about what other people do with their sexual organs. Why do you feel the need to make it your bussiness anyway?

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 05:54 PM Reply

I didn't realize we were supposed to keep count.


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 06:26 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 05:54 PM, Valz wrote: I didn't realize we were supposed to keep count.

Uh duh, that's the other thing we use our fingers for.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 08:15 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 06:26 PM, Losperman wrote:
At 4/25/02 05:54 PM, Valz wrote: I didn't realize we were supposed to keep count.
Uh duh, that's the other thing we use our fingers for.

I thought that other hand was to type while you masturbated.


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 09:54 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 08:15 PM, Valz wrote:
At 4/25/02 06:26 PM, Losperman wrote:
At 4/25/02 05:54 PM, Valz wrote: I didn't realize we were supposed to keep count.
Uh duh, that's the other thing we use our fingers for.





I thought that other hand was to type while you masturbated.

nnnnoop ttthyatss watmwe havv ourt nossees forr (...3,4,5)

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 10:09 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 09:54 PM, Losperman wrote:
At 4/25/02 08:15 PM, Valz wrote:
At 4/25/02 06:26 PM, Losperman wrote:
At 4/25/02 05:54 PM, Valz wrote: I didn't realize we were supposed to keep count.
Uh duh, that's the other thing we use our fingers for.





I thought that other hand was to type while you masturbated.
nnnnoop ttthyatss watmwe havv ourt nossees forr (...3,4,5)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 25th, 2002 @ 10:30 PM Reply

be truthful? alrite, maybe once every two months, yes that was not a typo, see no need to I guess... and don't say I'm lying, I'll never meet you guy so I'll be totally honest

At 4/24/02 10:41 PM, BenGoldhaber wrote: How Many Times Can You Masterbate in one day?
It might be interesting to hear some of your personal comments. Ive never really tried... at all. But my record is 4. If you cant beat that, shame on you cuz im 13. So, Lets get some feedback!
Be truthful biotches... PLEASE

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 26th, 2002 @ 12:30 AM Reply

At 4/25/02 12:27 PM, TannerCenterwall wrote:
At 4/25/02 11:39 AM, Mxpxstud14 wrote: SEX IS BETTER, i've had sex 6 times in one day, but two diff girls :) beat that!
And i bet you got the puffy red sores to prove it!

HAHAHHA
AAAAhAHAHAH yes the bumps are kinda disturbing

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 26th, 2002 @ 12:32 AM Reply

At 4/25/02 01:29 AM, Thorfalcon wrote: holy crap, dude... you seriously need a life. you're 13, and you're already flogging the dolphin?... 4 times a day?

OMG loser. I masterbate like every four days!!
I didn't say i di 4 every daY! 4 is my record!

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 26th, 2002 @ 12:33 AM Reply

Seriouly are you a faggot? Always trying to be a smartass and here you talk about jacking off, instead of jaking off you can fuck some girl, but too bad you can't because you're a fag, so go fuck your gayass sex partner

Hey Fuk you, im 13. Even a playa like me only get the whole thing like 1nce every 6 months! I goto a private school!

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 26th, 2002 @ 12:36 AM Reply

I'm pretty curious as to why you care so damn much about what other people do with their sexual organs. Why do you feel the need to make it your bussiness anyway?

It isn't! I just saw this topic on a nother forum and it turned out pretty funny! So i decided to c how well it would go on newgrounds! :P!!

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 26th, 2002 @ 04:32 AM Reply

At 4/26/02 12:33 AM, BenGoldhaber wrote:
Seriouly are you a faggot? Always trying to be a smartass and here you talk about jacking off, instead of jaking off you can fuck some girl, but too bad you can't because you're a fag, so go fuck your gayass sex partner
Hey Fuk you, im 13. Even a playa like me only get the whole thing like 1nce every 6 months! I goto a private school!

You're 13, there's no way you're a "playa". And if you were a true "playa", you'd surely be getting it more often. And going to a private school has jack shit to do with anything.

But going along with the original intent of the thread, I'm guessing 5 or 6 times is my record.

To quote myself "playa"...god I hate slang like this. Don't know why.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 26th, 2002 @ 12:19 PM Reply

At 4/26/02 12:36 AM, BenGoldhaber wrote:
I'm pretty curious as to why you care so damn much about what other people do with their sexual organs. Why do you feel the need to make it your bussiness anyway?
It isn't! I just saw this topic on a nother forum and it turned out pretty funny! So i decided to c how well it would go on newgrounds! :P!!

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that dick cryptick

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 26th, 2002 @ 01:09 PM Reply

At 4/25/02 12:23 PM, Losperman wrote:
At 4/25/02 11:39 AM, Mxpxstud14 wrote: SEX IS BETTER, i've had sex 6 times in one day, but two diff girls :) beat that!
Please don't tell me it was at a family reunion.

HAHAHA that is damned funny. oh i never kept count.

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Response to How Many Times Can You Masterbate? Apr. 26th, 2002 @ 09:35 PM Reply

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to that dick cryptick

Its all good