Drug tests at school yesterday

[KungFuCow]

As you all know, yesterday was teh National Weed Day! Most of the people at our school were smart enough to leave their stash at home yesterday, but there were a few dumbfucks. A few retards failed the drug test, and were wisked off by police to tell their parents and send him off to reform. Any other people want to share any Weed day stories from their school?

[iRRegular]

At 4/21/05 02:57 PM, KungFuCow wrote: As you all know, yesterday was teh National Weed Day!

You're a lil' off track.
At 4/21/..

[Sk8erGirl14]

...its natures way of natural selection, the dumb ones must die...or be hauled off in this case.

[Kenneth-Knows-All]

I had cake.
It was Hitlers Birthday.
The cake was for me, not Hitler.
It was just a coincidence that I had cake yesterday.
Or was it?!?

[iscrulz]

I skipped class that day and made a Hitler shrine instead.

[Hoohah]

Not in Holland, I guess..

[HeinousDude]

I ate a burger.

Made of jewish people?

[PurpleHaze]

i got stoned... why would they do drug tests on 420... that fucking retarded, i dint think school was aloud to even do drug tests...

[lolomfgisuck]

They give you drug tests at school? I didn't think they could do that... If I was still in school there is no way in hell I would piss in a cup for my teachers. And I don't even do drugs.

[Darkstrategy]

At 4/21/05 03:02 PM, The_Redangleknight wrote: I skipped class that day and made a Hitler shrine instead.

ooo ur a poser arent u?

i skipped SCHOOL that day to make a shrine out of baby blood, and little kids that were raped by Hitler's spirit thati summoned using Michael Jackson's remaining blackness

mmmmmm.....

[Deathsaw]

I thyink he' s talking about drug searches. It would take a couple of days for the test results to form anyway.

[ZeroAsALimit]

Weed day ?

I don't think many people would know that it was weed day, as these days and so-forth are all obscure as hell. I never heard of black history month until I heard people complaining on the internet. I only know of national book day because a teacher once mentioned it.

Everything is so badly publicized these days.

[KungFuCow]

At 4/21/05 03:10 PM, Deathsaw_Glock wrote: I thyink he' s talking about drug searches. It would take a couple of days for the test results to form anyway.

yeah sorry, what i meant was drug searches.

[KungFuCow]

At 4/21/05 03:12 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

I never heard of black history month until I heard people complaining on the internet. I only know of national book day because a teacher once mentioned it.

Wow. You must have been at the top of your class, mister.

[elkrobber]

At 4/21/05 03:01 PM, -Kenneth_V_Michaels- wrote: I had cake.
It was Hitlers Birthday.
The cake was for me, not Hitler.
It was just a coincidence that I had cake yesterday.
Or was it?!?

I got hitler a blue stwastika this year, he already has a gold one and a red one, now he has a set of three!
What did all of you get him?

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 4/21/05 03:16 PM, KungFuCow wrote: Wow. You must have been at the top of your class, mister.

Well, I never took history. As for the national book day, I don't visit book stores. I like some authors, but most are bores.

[KungFuCow]

At 4/21/05 03:19 PM, elkrobber wrote: I got hitler a blue stwastika this year, he already has a gold one and a red one, now he has a set of three!
What did all of you get him?

I sacrificed this midget Jew that goes to High School that I know. His name was Josh. That's pretty much it...

[Peter-II]

At 4/21/05 03:08 PM, Darkstrategy wrote:

At 4/21/05 03:02 PM, The_Redangleknight wrote: I skipped class that day and made a Hitler shrine instead.

ooo ur a poser arent u?

Ooh, you're a retard, aren't you? I bet you are =D

I've never come across this 'national weed day', but then again I'm British.

Oh, and I didn't actually have school today.

[lolomfgisuck]

At 4/21/05 03:23 PM, Grimport wrote: I've never come across this 'national weed day', but then again I'm British.

It's 420. I believe it was a drug code used by cops that got picked up inside of the Greatful Dead hippies in the 70's. 4:20 was the time that everybody was suppost to light up. And of course, April 20th is the underground "weed day". It's not a national holiday or anything...

[cantprovenothin]

At 4/21/05 03:06 PM, -PuRpLeHaZe- wrote: i got stoned... why would they do drug tests on 420... that fucking retarded, i dint think school was aloud to even do drug tests...

Hmmm lets think why of all days would a school choose to do a drugs test on national weed day... maybe because THATS WHEN THE STONERS WILL BE SMOKING IT! National weed day isnt an official holiday its just some stupid stoner "finger to the man maaaaaan, oh shit stub out the cops r comin". Schools cant give drugs test but with the backing of the local constabulary they can do whatever they like, the police can test anyone suspected of substance abuse and are better for it.

[cantprovenothin]

At 4/21/05 03:27 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote:

At 4/21/05 03:23 PM, Grimport wrote: I've never come across this 'national weed day', but then again I'm British.

It's 420. I believe it was a drug code used by cops that got picked up inside of the Greatful Dead hippies in the 70's. 4:20 was the time that everybody was suppost to light up. And of course, April 20th is the underground "weed day". It's not a national holiday or anything...

Its something to do with the shape the hands on an analogue clock make at 4:20, i dont think there is a 420 =O/

[KungFuCow]

At 4/21/05 03:23 PM, Grimport wrote:

I've never come across this 'national weed day', but then again I'm British.

yeah, its in America 420.

[TheChaosDemon]

many people in my school were running around saying happy four twenty!

[Earfetish]

That they send kids to rehab for smoking weed is hilarious.

It was in the UK papers today - they're introducing drugs tests in schools, and anyone who gets caught by sniffer dogs, either for having done drugs recently and smelling of them or being in possession of them at the time, gets rehabilitated and punished by the school.

Not only is it crazy, I'd rather police resources were spent on something better. And I'd rather kids learnt stuff in school, rather than having time wasted being paraded in front of the police. And that treating kids like criminals seems like an infringement on civil rights.

[MortifiedPenguins]

why are you guys going to school. It's Patriots day vacation.

[MrNguyen]

yes

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=259337

[JudoHobo]

At 4/21/05 03:19 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: I don't visit book stores/I like some authors, but most are bores.

Bow wow wow, yippy yo yippy yay?
And how are you going to fail a drug search? IN THE SOCK, PEOPLE. THE SOCK.

[Buddhist]

At 4/21/05 03:22 PM, KungFuCow wrote:

At 4/21/05 03:19 PM, elkrobber wrote: I got hitler a blue stwastika this year, he already has a gold one and a red one, now he has a set of three!
What did all of you get him?

I sacrificed this midget Jew that goes to High School that I know. His name was Josh. That's pretty much it...

Oh yeah, well I got Hitler a new Gilette(TM) Mach 3 Turbo(C) Razor, so now he'll always keep his lovely Charlie Chaplin mustache! I also got Hitler a German version of the 3 Stooges complete show box set, with the Hitler episode! Speaking of which, has anyone other than me seen that episode of the 3 Stooges with Hitler? It's very funny!

And actually, if someone in our school tells a teacher or principal that they think a kid is doing drugs, they get drug tested, and if they get caught, they get suspended and possibly expelled. I know, it happened to my friend Anna.

[Mr-Fluffykins]

you don't get sentto reform for weed

and you can't get in trouble for failing the piss test,

and the idiots should have kept their weed in their pockets the whole time because dog search searches locekrs only

[da-pope]

At 4/21/05 03:03 PM, HeinousDude wrote: Made of jewish people?

Mmm... I wanna McRabbai