Fanmail :D

[DJRunaway]

Hey, I got this "friendly" mail today, by one of my fans:

First off don't be mad at me because your tutorial was Made By n00bs 4
n00bs u faggot!2nd off I fucked your moms brains out you son of a bitch, I
made her squeal like a fucking pig. No Doubt I'd knock your ass out with one
hit. I hate you you son of a bitch, and inlike you , I dont give a fuck if
you hate me! So fuck you! You can kiss my ass for all i care, next time when
i fuck your mom I'm gonna make you watch and see you cry like the whiney
bitch you are. /YOU SUCK AT FLASH! you were laughing at me because im 18 ,
well guess what moron, i checked your profile and you 18 too you faggot, but
judging by your SN "DJ Runaway" not to mention your real name "JurrevanZwol"
YOUR STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN! and I've had more pussy then you get form
hookers and Camels, not to mention your Fathers ass crack, wich , im sorry
to dissapoint you, Does not count as pussy!!!! Dont bother emailing me back
because your already blocked ass hole... Dont bother getting your pussy as
foreign friends to email me either because i have an awesome spam blocker
and i wont get messages from ppl that arent on my contacts list, so if you
wanted to get the last word on your response you shoul've taken your pussy
ass jive email off your profile you fucking cum guzzling faggot! I GET the
last word no matter what, so suck a cock, and enjoy your pussy ass life that
means nothing to anyone you lonley faggoty son of a bitch. :)

Sincerely
fucked your mom,
-Jeffinflames-

p.s. Your flash sucks, go kill yourself.

Hehe, I hope you all had a good laugh :) This man is desperate, haha :D

Greetz,
DJ Runaway

[StarF68]

Internet. Because e-insults hurt so much.

I loled so hard. Hahaha.

[Ozcar]

lol

I get one of those like everyday :)

[DJRunaway]

But it all started with this review:

SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2005
Reviewed by: jeffinflames Overall rating: 0
I followed your god damn tweening instructions and they didnt work , for fucks sake man , I had to learn on my own and that sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!
Graphics: 0 Sound: 0 Interactivity: 0 Style: 0 Violence: 0 Humor: 0

Your response:
Wow, than you're even more retarted then that review you wrote. Well, atleast you're responsible for a good laugh :D Man, I <3 n00bs :D

Message from jeffinflames:
Fuck you

That's a nice profile... Wow, it even sez you're 18... Hahahahahah, hahaha, hahaha, and so on :)

Anyway, thanks for the nice, helpfull and constructive review and let's all hope this doesn't get the whistle blown too often, it could ruin your potential upcommin' Newgrounds reviewing career :)

Greetz,
DJ Runaway

PS. On the I hate you part... The feeling is mutual :D Have a nice day :D

Hehe, I know I was being harsh... But that's just a retarted review, agreed?

[J05E-Cuervo]

Im glad he has an awsome spam blocker. ROFL.

[MrNguyen]

how come im getting the feeling he hates you

[DJRunaway]

At 4/21/05 01:19 AM, StarF68 wrote: Internet. Because e-insults hurt so much.

Nah it doesn't :D Just wanted to give ya guys a good laugh :D I <3 getting this kind of e-mails, 'cause they always point out that there are ALOT of idiots on the internet :) Maybe, there should be something like this:

- > YOUR IQ MUST BE HIGHER THEN 60 TO USE INTERNET!

[StarF68]

At 4/21/05 01:23 AM, DJRunaway wrote:

At 4/21/05 01:19 AM, StarF68 wrote: Internet. Because e-insults hurt so much.

Nah it doesn't :D

Perhaps you didn't catch onto my sarcasm.

Just wanted to give ya guys a good laugh :D

Yep, that was funny as hell.

I <3 getting this kind of e-mails, 'cause they always point out that there are ALOT of idiots on the internet :)

Idiots and the internet just don't mix. They sure make it hilarious though.

Maybe, there should be something like this:

- > YOUR IQ MUST BE HIGHER THEN 60 TO USE INTERNET!

Bump it up to 100, because thats more average, even though most people like that wouldn't even hit 60.

[DJRunaway]

At 4/21/05 01:22 AM, J05E_Cuervo wrote: Im glad he has an awsome spam blocker. ROFL.

LaWL!

At 4/21/05 01:22 AM, aznprid3bitch wrote: how come im getting the feeling he hates you

Hehe, I dunno... But I'm glad I'm of such importance to him, that he gives up 10 minutes of his time, just to mail me :D

[KingOfTheKill]

Anyone feel like whistle points? Here's his profile, it's the second review in the list: jeffinflames

[Matt-G1]

At 4/21/05 01:21 AM, DJRunaway wrote: Hehe, I know I was being harsh... But that's just a retarted review, agreed?

No, you weren't being harsh at all.
If I got an Email like that it would piss me off so much. Just think, there are little kids that see a flash cartoon that they don't like, and Email the auther telling them to kill themselves. That's pathetic. I don't mean I'd get pissed because it's insulting, I mean that it's so incredibly stupid and the fact that they think they insulted you by telling you they "fucked your mom"

[Rosenrot-I]

ROFLOL! He got shitty cos he failed at flash :D Oh and he really sucks at insulting, could at least come up with something original... :/

[M-A-R-C-U-S]

ROOOFFFLES Jurre... you've just been n00000b0wn3d!!! hahaha.
dude, that guy <3s you....R MUM :)

heh, i just find it hysterical all of his comments about you not getting any... when infact you've been in pr0n XD LMFAO....

[Blue-Hoody]

At 4/21/05 01:19 AM, DJRunaway wrote: but judging by your SN "DJ Runaway" not to mention your real name "JurrevanZwol"
YOUR STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN!

That's around the point I started laughing so hard I almost snorted Pepsi all over the monitor. Man, apparently when he fails at something he fails hard. To get so angry because he couldn't follow a tutorial. Great stuff.

[M-A-R-C-U-S]

At 4/21/05 01:46 AM, Blue_Hoody wrote: That's around the point I started laughing so hard I almost snorted Pepsi all over the monitor. Man, apparently when he fails at something he fails hard. To get so angry because he couldn't follow a tutorial. Great stuff.

hehe, ya all because he couldnt even follow a fucking tweening tut!! JAJAJAJA.
even i know how to tween :) and look how many flashes I have!
roffffles.

that guy....
PHAILED.

[DJRunaway]

At 4/21/05 01:54 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

At 4/21/05 01:46 AM, Blue_Hoody wrote: That's around the point I started laughing so hard I almost snorted Pepsi all over the monitor. Man, apparently when he fails at something he fails hard. To get so angry because he couldn't follow a tutorial. Great stuff.

hehe, ya all because he couldnt even follow a fucking tweening tut!! JAJAJAJA.
even i know how to tween :) and look how many flashes I have!
roffffles.

that guy....
PHAILED.

Hahahaha. I've been in pr0n ? :| OMFG! I FORGOT ! ROFL! Anyway, yeah, he Phailed... Failed in flash, failed in being a-retarted, failed in life in general... :P Well, nah, I'm not gonne insult him back :P Hehehe :D

[DJRunaway]

At 4/21/05 01:28 AM, _IAMCanadian_ wrote: Anyone feel like whistle points? Here's his profile, it's the second review in the list: jeffinflames

Yeah, I looked at some of his review... And noticed, he's a racist aswell!!! (Look at his You Want Rice / Azn Pride review!)

Retard... *Sigh*

[M-A-R-C-U-S]

At 4/21/05 01:57 AM, DJRunaway wrote: Hahahaha. I've been in pr0n ? :| OMFG! I FORGOT ! ROFL! Anyway, yeah, he Phailed... Failed in flash, failed in being a-retarted, failed in life in general... :P Well, nah, I'm not gonne insult him back :P Hehehe :D

roffles ya.
well, your english is either very bad or you type too fast :P hahah.
eh, hes racist too?
people like that always die first...
:P

[DJRunaway]

At 4/21/05 02:09 AM, M-A-R-C-U-S wrote:

At 4/21/05 01:57 AM, DJRunaway wrote: Hahahaha. I've been in pr0n ? :| OMFG! I FORGOT ! ROFL! Anyway, yeah, he Phailed... Failed in flash, failed in being a-retarted, failed in life in general... :P Well, nah, I'm not gonne insult him back :P Hehehe :D

roffles ya.
well, your english is either very bad or you type too fast :P hahah.
eh, hes racist too?
people like that always die first...

P

Let's just blame it on the fast typing, hahaha :D Anyway, I'll keep ya guys posted on further e-mails from this person, hahahahaha :D I'm having so much fun, that I'm even gonne make a song about this retard!

[M-A-R-C-U-S]

At 4/21/05 02:24 AM, DJRunaway wrote: Let's just blame it on the fast typing, hahaha :D Anyway, I'll keep ya guys posted on further e-mails from this person, hahahahaha :D I'm having so much fun, that I'm even gonne make a song about this retard!

AAHAHAH.
dude we have to get a list of all the songs you've crapped out as a result of real-life experiences...
off the top of my head i can think of Ode To A Legend... made fo meh!
because im just so fucking cool! muahha!