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I forgot to mention I got chocolate pancakes, soft for the gums.

At 4/18/05 01:02 AM, Mamatequila wrote:

/me mumbles size doesn't matter blahblahblah ...

I think size does matter.
Because when you shove your fourteen inches of power up my ass it rearranges my intestines.

That reminds me of when I saw someone had posted on a thread something about how you could have sex with a dolphin. It was talik'n about his relationship and all that shit. I'm sorry if I saw a guy have'n sex with an animal...I'd either hit them with my car or us a shotgun from a good distance and kill them. It's just a lil TOO fucked up for this world.

At 4/18/05 12:53 AM, TigerMaiden wrote:

At 4/17/05 11:56 PM, Deadlock32 wrote: hey when im 80 i still want my wife/gf to look at me like that.

Seriously, that's the cutest thing ever...that you would even think of that. How sweet. There needs to be more guys like you.

oh, don't be a damn whore

Holy crap man

(mixed feelings about this one)

I found a fake of me on that site.

You sure she is still alive though???

At 4/18/05 12:16 AM, vagrant_fluke wrote:

and so is this

gah the link fucked up, still ugly though

Ha ha, still better than anything you'll get. I love how kids these days only have one vision in mind when they want to know who's attractive and who's not.

At 4/17/05 11:34 PM, vagrant_fluke wrote: the sites pretty old now but i still browse from time to time
but you gotta check out this chick I found, it can't be real?....can it?
so sexy

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Holy Jesus, I have to clean my screen up now because I just shoot on it. (just kidding) I like your sense of humor, lol!

I laughed my ass off until I realized that that probably IS a real person, and I bet other elderly people find her attractive, and us snotty teenagers are all laughing at her... But you know, we're all going to be old some day... Give the woman a break....

That "Worst way to die" topic made me all depressed... :(

lmao. i found my mum in there... :|

At 4/17/05 11:34 PM, vagrant_fluke wrote: the sites pretty old now but i still browse from time to time
but you gotta check out this chick I found, it can't be real?....can it?
so sexy

7 for photography, 0 for woman.

WOW! What a chick! I would do her!

;)))

At 4/18/05 01:53 AM, EcilaSrennah wrote: I laughed my ass off until I realized that that probably IS a real person, and I bet other elderly people find her attractive, and us snotty teenagers are all laughing at her... But you know, we're all going to be old some day... Give the woman a break....

i dunno i think old people would still rather have a young attractive person, but then they probably have more in common with other oldies.
but i suppose it is bad that we laugh at her, doesn't mean i'm gonna stop though.

At 4/18/05 01:10 AM, Mamatequila wrote: Told you to stay off my porch, youngin'.

Mama, I'd lie nude on your porch all day and let you caress my shoulders.

At 4/17/05 11:34 PM, vagrant_fluke wrote: the sites pretty old now but i still browse from time to time
but you gotta check out this chick I found, it can't be real?....can it?
so sexy

Fucking Hawt

*fap fap fap*

try this one out she will never get a man looking like that
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BLASO

At 4/18/05 08:27 PM, MuyBurrito wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:21 PM, Mamatequila wrote:

At 4/18/05 07:55 PM, -Jun- wrote:

At 4/18/05 01:10 AM, Mamatequila wrote:

I was wondering... if aliens came to the BBS, would it suddenly stop being spammy, or would the spam flow like Botox to a Joan Rivers fan club meeting?

I like pudding.

I think the aliens would just assume that said pudding was the most intelligent life on the BBS and hijack my manchowder for Bill Cosby insemination experiments of vile proportions.

either that or they'd just worship canned meat.

I mean seriously, SPAM is a god among foodstufs and humanstuffs alike.

At 4/18/05 08:30 PM, NewEvolution wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:27 PM, MuyBurrito wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:21 PM, Mamatequila wrote:

At 4/18/05 07:55 PM, -Jun- wrote:

At 4/18/05 01:10 AM, Mamatequila wrote:

I was wondering... if aliens came to the BBS, would it suddenly stop being spammy, or would the spam flow like Botox to a Joan Rivers fan club meeting?

I like pudding.

I think the aliens would just assume that said pudding was the most intelligent life on the BBS and hijack my manchowder for Bill Cosby insemination experiments of vile proportions.

Yes, bill cosby is a big fan of the inseminations, ALTHOUGH, he might send his jello fleet to attack you if your insemination does not please him

either that or they'd just worship canned meat.

been there, done that.

I mean seriously, SPAM is a god among foodstufs and humanstuffs alike.

It is actually the fecal matter produced by WIlliam Shatner

i would tap that just like i taped VPOY's mother

At 4/18/05 08:34 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: i would tap that just like i taped VPOY's mother

Scotch or Duct?

At 4/18/05 08:27 PM, awesomejoe1 wrote: try this one out she will never get a man looking like that
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=BLASO

fat chick in link said
Well I have all of my fingers and the normal amount of toes. Into all sorts of things.. playing in the : mud or just sitting around with legos! What more could you want from a girl?

what more could i want from a girl, well for starters one that wasn't i fat lego playing weirdo

i think i found my aunt she looks like a bitche tranny
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=KRHSO

LOL here ya go a real keeper...

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NSRMREO
i actuly like this one
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NREMRYO
oh shti!
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NRHYNSG
To many Damn Christians!!

At 4/18/05 08:36 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:34 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: i would tap that just like i taped VPOY's mother

Scotch or Duct?

Masking tape, because she said i was so ugly i had to wear a mask,

At 4/18/05 08:41 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:36 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:34 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: i would tap that just like i taped VPOY's mother

Scotch or Duct?

Masking tape, because she said i was so ugly i had to wear a mask,

Do get so hard on yourself. Once, my mother had to get in a gun battle with her pimp because she wasn't getting enough cash for her sweet vag. SO she tokk ten bullets and tore the pimp in half.
She now runs a buisness selling male prostitutes. I fear she'll recruit me for her twisted money making scheme

At 4/18/05 08:43 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:41 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:36 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/18/05 08:34 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote: i would tap that just like i taped VPOY's mother

Scotch or Duct?

Masking tape, because she said i was so ugly i had to wear a mask,

Do get so hard on yourself. Once, my mother had to get in a gun battle with her pimp because she wasn't getting enough cash for her sweet vag. SO she tokk ten bullets and tore the pimp in half.
She now runs a buisness selling male prostitutes. I fear she'll recruit me for her twisted money making scheme

Damn man, i think she already started, i saw your picture in the call girls (el oh el) maybe your just not getting any calls, or your mother just feeds you extra strenghth rohypnols!

At 4/18/05 08:46 PM, Mr_Fluffykins wrote:

Damn man, i think she already started, i saw your picture in the call girls (el oh el) maybe your just not getting any calls, or your mother just feeds you extra strenghth rohypnols!

How do you expect me to bring in cash when your fine ass walks the streets?

At 4/18/05 08:39 PM, Thorain wrote: LOL here ya go a real keeper...

http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NSRMREO

fix the face a little she'd be better

i actuly like this one
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NREMRYO

yeah she is cute

oh shti!
http://meetme.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NRHYNSG
To many Damn Christians!!

cant see her face