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At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

if you believe in that, you're going to hell too. Its apparently a sin to look at women lustfully. So stick that in you ass and lick it... wait, what?

At 4/17/05 03:23 PM, F00LPR00F wrote:
all you christians will be burning in hell for all the racist, prejudice and homophobic fucks you are coz isnt "Gods" motto something like "love thy enemy and EVERYONE else" so all you racist, prejudice homophobes arent doing a very good job at that arent you???????? ehh??????

Hey, I'm a christian, and I'm a liberal (something that most christians hate) and I'm accused of being racist by black kids at my school for not answering stupid questions because thier assholes, and I said I was going to hell by some christian asshole for not having an opinion on gay marraige. So shut the fuck up, you stereotyping dumbass, I may be a christian but at least I can use quotations better than you, and use contractions, and spell "because" oh and I don't substitute zeros for "O"s.

Time to inform more athiests about my laughing at them

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

No offense, but if your wrong your in for one hell of a surprise my firend.

Man I hope angels take it up the dumper

At 4/17/05 03:17 PM, fr00tcake wrote:

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

I'm going to laugh at the irony when you go to hell and get banged by Satan.

Like Saddam???

Shut up pope! :( *cries*

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

And you know this because you've been there? Thats silly. Religion is just something to give people closure to life and thats fine I'm just saying there ain't no proof its real.

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

Ha, it's forbidden to think of people as hot in Heaven, because you're supposed to marry 1 girl and live with her forever.

Also, have you ever masturbated? Or cheated on a test? Har har, to hell you go.

*sigh*...There is no heaven, and there is no hell. Know what that means...?

EVERYBODY LIMBO!!!

im fairly certin that there is no good seeing as how he has yet to strike my friends down when they say if im wrong let god strike me down yet then again i do tend to prove them wrong and hit them... by my reasoning i am god now someone get me a cloud and a realy big bag of doritos

At 4/17/05 11:40 PM, Sabrina420 wrote:

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

And you know this because you've been there? Thats silly. Religion is just something to give people closure to life and thats fine I'm just saying there ain't no proof its real.

Hey there's a logical meaning to that religion is designed to bring people together.

At 4/17/05 11:46 PM, poochi2 wrote:

At 4/17/05 11:40 PM, Sabrina420 wrote:

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

And you know this because you've been there? Thats silly. Religion is just something to give people closure to life and thats fine I'm just saying there ain't no proof its real.

Hey there's a logical meaning to that religion is designed to bring people together.

Ya it brings people together how does that logically explain religion? HA HA HA! your funny honey!

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

And i'm gonna laugh at you for believing in something that doesn't exist. So i shall start doing so right now...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Gluttony-being a fatass that makes posts on an interweb site arguing about religion while you eat 10 pizzas and be a lazy bitch
Envy-being jealous of me
wrath-me kicking your ass
Greed

Religion pwns j00 all! Atheists are just nooby. XD

thats you on the left, dirty spic

At 4/18/05 01:46 AM, Elite_Insane wrote: thats you on the left, dirty spic

teh racism isn't kewl.

I shall laugh at all of you infidels while you suffer in the afterlife and I spend my afterlife with 99 dark haired virgins.

</OGMSUICIDE BOMB>

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

If you've actually read the bible all they say heaven is "is eternity with god"
and hell is "eternity in burning without god" Therefore atheists are right when they say its going to be nothing but blackness for them after death, and that’s also why you are wrong because your eternity wont be that much different, only god will be there-the same god you pray to now.

Also, the 5th gospel Timothy said himself, "Jesus was a great guy but come on, the man wasn’t god" Mary Magdalene, the 6th gospel writer, said she and Jesus were married. These documents were written the same time as Mathew mark Luke and johns papers. But they were rejected from the bible and the other four were merely edited. In fact, Mary Magdalene was labeled a whore and striped of credibility because of her gospel, and it was easy to do this because she was a woman. They found the 5th and 6th gospels together in an excavation in Egypt I believe in the last century, kinda like how they found the dead sea scrolls. The bible was changed and edited countless times over the centuries, and whole chapters were tacked on, like revelations was in the 4th century. (a fun chapter I might add)

Myself, I have read the whole bible, as well as studied a great deal of Art History, and that’s why my agnostic ass can make these claims.

My only advice to those of you reading this is find your own way.
Don’t believe something just because its written or because someone tells you to believe it.
Read it all. The Bible, the Koran, Buddhist texts. Study history and art and culture until you can find your own truths about life and the after life.

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

your gloating over their misfortune; you get to go with them buddy.

artistj i think the bibles words are more metaphorical than litteral but whateva man q=]

At 4/17/05 03:56 PM, ornery_scotsman wrote: Seven deadly sins

Lets see now....

Gluttony

done that one

Envy

and that one

Pride- mocking others becuase you have something better

everyones done that one

Sloth- sitting around doing nothing, like getting a foot massage

this one too

Lust- Hot angel chicks, or other chicks

do this one every day

Greed

and this

Wrath

and this as well

oh man, im fucked

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

I'm agnostic! I don't post up petitions in Dairy Queens trying to get Touched by an Angel taken off the air. I'm in the clear!

..Anyway, die, kthx.

At 4/18/05 02:06 AM, jackNzero wrote: artistj i think the bibles words are more metaphorical than litteral but whateva man q=]

I concur! The bible has a lot of exagerration imo, I mean, who honestly believes in cockatrices, demons, and the Red Sea splitting in half? I believe that the men and women of the bible were real, and they were good people, and that there is a God and a Devil, but I don't believe in mythical beasts. That what rpgs are for. ;)

At 4/17/05 03:09 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:
Besides, eternity in paradise would get boring.

you'd think that but I don't think it would.

At 4/17/05 03:07 PM, da_pope wrote: I'm gonna laugh at all you Athiests when your burning in hell while I'm getting a foot message from some hot angel chick.

Go ahead and use your last dying breath to laugh while you realize you threw away your entire life and submitted to the mind-control of religion. Besides, you're probably the only one who doesn't prefer a massage by a hot chick NOW, in this life.

Atheists suck! Jesus is the only way to God.

When you said Angel chick it reminded me of the Victoria secret models. I wonder if the girls in heaven are that slutty.

At 4/17/05 03:08 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: Same here. Like I always say. Better to believe in God now while you live. Then to not believe in God and die and find out he really does exsists.

if so, what religion would he be based on? i might have to start blowing up american trade centers if hes a jihad muslim god.

Theres so many religions to choose from, and dont forget that religons change through time. 100 years ago sex was a sin in all christan beliefs. so I cant beileve in god. its just stupid.

instead worship the magical toaster. he is the true god. bow down your toast.