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Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 12:04 PM Reply

Well, it looks like the Tom Green Horse Jerk-Off Footage is now part of the NG Legal Archives. It was fun while it lasted! Soon we'll all find out if that footage made it into the theatres.

Moving on... I decided to stick with the black background that I used over the past few days. How does everyone like the site, minus the mustard?

BIG NEWS! I just uploaded the newest production by Bentframe and Allergic to Life! This time around it is exclusive to Newgrounds, so you know you're in for a treat!

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and see STAR WARZ: COLLEGE YEARS! That's right, the creators of Star Wars Gangsta Rap have started a whole series spoofing SW! Keep watching for more!

We also have a new spoof on the way in honor of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes remake. Watch for it soon!

So to recap, here are today's questions. What do you think of the black background as opposed to the previous yellow, and what do you think of Star Warz: College Years? Did you prefer Gangsta Rap, or is this even better? Respond with your comments!


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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 12:17 PM Reply

I'd like to thank you guys for posting Steve Hutchison's two games with the Tom Green footage. It allowed us to get good traffic at shade.ca....

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 12:18 PM Reply

I thought that it was really funny but i still like gangsta rap a lot better

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 12:38 PM Reply

I saw the tom green footage its really funny I havent seen the star wars collage years but Im on my way no got 2 go by the way I prefer the mustard to black but its your website

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 12:51 PM Reply

It's a shame the Tom Green footage ended the way it did, but it was sweet while it lasted.

Tom, the new background looks great!

And finally, think this new Star Warz it way better then the previous, I was laughing so damn hard that I'm down to only one kidney, somehow...

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 01:30 PM Reply

I like the new Black Background. All that yellow hurt my eyes. I knew I should have downloaded the Tom Green clip. But stupid me just watched it that one time and now I don't have it. Although, I really wouldn't want to have Tom Green jerking a horse off on file on my computer.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 02:35 PM Reply

Since no one else seemed to notice it, or at least nobody else posted anything about it...how about Pico 2? How long were you fooled? I think it took me up to the part where you shoot the kid with the pink mohawk before I realized it was an april fools joke, and not an extremely inept sequel. Nice job, Tom! You got us all.

As for the Tom Green jerk-off footage, I highly doubt it will make it to the final cut of the film. The MPAA would most likely have required an NC-17 rating for such graphic content, and a rating of NC-17 would kill the box office numbers for the movie. It was fun while it lasted, though.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 02:38 PM Reply

By the way, when are you implementing the subscription policy? I would sign up in a heartbeat, and I don't like to log on every day and know that you are losing money on the deal. Also, it sucks to see people post shit that wastes your space and our time. (Read:--Stuff that sucks.)

Another benefit to subscribing should be NO MORE "connection reset by peer" messages. I know that they aren't your fault, but is there any way to fix them? They are making the site more and more frustrating to navigate.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 02:57 PM Reply

Newgrounds- in response to the Tom Green footage I saw, I was wondering where the hell you guys get this crazy shit! I have been a religous bud smoker for years, and nothing has made me laugh like your site. I have had to shut off my monitor so I would quit laughing and be able to breathe. Thanks for the most kick-ass site on the web!!

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 03:57 PM Reply

At 4/9/01 02:35 PM, Cimeris wrote: As for the Tom Green jerk-off footage, I highly doubt it will make it to the final cut of the film. The MPAA would most likely have required an NC-17 rating for such graphic content, and a rating of NC-17 would kill the box office numbers for the movie. It was fun while it lasted, though.

Actually, from what I hear the footage has made it into the final cut. Maybe it is toned down, who knows. I have to admit it could have been a lot worse - he could have finished the job. :)

To answer your other question... Not sure just how long until the subscriptions come into play. I'm considering the option of a whole new site that is spun off from Newgrounds - one that is MUCH MORE hardcore and doesn't have to worry about pleasing advertisers. It would basically be like NG, but on its own server (so there wouldn't be any bandwidth issues related to Newgrounds traffic). NG would just be used to promote it - it would probably have a main link in the NAV, like "ADULT" or something.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 03:58 PM Reply

At 4/9/01 12:38 PM, pico_lookalike wrote: I saw the tom green footage its really funny I havent seen the star wars collage years but Im on my way no got 2 go by the way I prefer the mustard to black but its your website

nik

It sure does make me frustrated when stupid people like the one quoted above can't figure out how to capitalize, or punctuate. I bet my language teacher would faint if she saw what that dumb head wrote. About the new black background, I wouldn't have a problem with it except all of the Flash things on the main page still have a yellow background. (Read: It looks pretty damn tacky.) About the Star Wars stuff, I didn't think that either spoofs were very good. I do enjoy Star Wars so I understand them and stuff, but I'm just wondering, why do some people develop such an odd fascination with the movies? I mean, they're not that interesting, the stories in them suck, and the characters are all pretty bland. Not to mention Episode I was to George Lucas what Myce was to Will Stamper (Read: It really sucked.) Anyway, enough blabbering for today. (Does anyone else think my writing needs organizing? I think its confusing for people to read my stuff because I just babble until all my ideas are on the paper/screen.)

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 04:48 PM Reply

Back to da mustard.... bei-icth.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 05:22 PM Reply

So to recap, here are today's questions. What do you think of the black background as opposed to the previous yellow, and what do you think of Star Warz: College Years? Did you prefer Gangsta Rap, or is this even better? Respond with your comments!

I like the black better. StarWarz College Years was kick ass and I liked it better than Gansta Rap ,but, I felt College Years was a lttle too short.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 06:31 PM Reply

Black b/g all the way. yellow is just too... gay

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 06:34 PM Reply

I never had anything against the mustard color, but I don't have anything against this either. However, my idea is that you should put the yellow back in the background on the left side so it goes in with all of the other stuff you have, plus it'll give a sense of seperation from everything else.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 07:55 PM Reply

I really want to talk about the MPAA and the shit they fed u. Now this will be important to remember in this comment. I am part of the religion called "Mormon". Just 2 fridays ago, A mormon director got the rating for the movie called "Brigham City". I just saw it, and I am very pissed off that it got a PG-13 rating. But the movie was awesome! But the MPAA is on everyone's case, including titanic, those assholes think they can get away with showing kids pornigraphic pitcures? I don't think so! (If it wasn't for that, would there be sticktanic? heh) They gave it PG-13 rating as I said, and if any of you have seen god's army, it is the same director/producer/and writer. Tom, I know you were sneaking up, but I didn't know the MPAA fucks with the internet too! "Brigham City" Had no sex, only 2 swear words, which were hell, and hardly even a gorefest. Made by a mormon, for mormons, this has really pissed me off. Theaters are full for this movie, except for some mormons who disallow even themselfs to view such a movie. Now, they're pissing me off, because they have probably dishonored our religion, and they want to shut you down. I have wanted to email those bastard head-suckers about newgrounds, and also may I mention that I have emailed troma and I told them this, or something like this: "Hey, I live in utah too, and if you shut newgrounds down before spring break, which I am heading down to salt lake for a vacation during that time, I will come over there and slice your vaginas off!" Now I would be pissed if they shut u down! MPAA is selfish, first of, it isn't your fault that you made this clip avalible to the public. IT WAS ONLY A FUCKING SCENE FOR SOME LAUGHS, and I also may mention that I have it stored in my TEMP folder. So would it be legal if I grabbed a movie clip from my TV and put it in format for the internet on my website? Think again, even if it is already avalible to the public, like on TV, you could get sued. The MPAA can suck my dick, I'll just go ahead now and see fucking r-rated movies, (never seen one) because their rating system sucks, also, the untrusty and downright stupid loseristic rating for "Brigham City"!! If the MPAA emails you or anything, tell them to fuck off and suck their dicks, and shove it up your asswiping buttshit crack! Whatever that meant!

THE MPAA BLOWS, FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 09:47 PM Reply

Well, it looks like the Tom Green Horse Jerk-Off Footage is now part of the NG Legal Archives. It was fun while it lasted! Soon we'll all find out if that footage made it into the theatres.

I'm pretty sure it didn't because I saw a commercial where Tom is milking a cow and saying that he's a farmer and shit.

Moving on... I decided to stick with the black background that I used over the past few days. How does everyone like the site, minus the mustard?

THANK YOU for ridding of that awful yellow backround. The Black looks much better.

G2P

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 09:54 PM Reply

man, i never saw that video ::crying::

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 10:25 PM Reply

oh my god! evrybody! i just saw an ad for the tom green movie, and i heard the magic words:

"look daddy, im a farmer!" of course, i didn't see the looming horse penis, but i did see the cow footage. So, i think the horse (im pretty sure the cow footage is gunna be in the movie) is going to be in the final cut!

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 10:31 PM Reply

At 4/9/01 12:04 PM, TomFulp wrote: Well, it looks like the Tom Green Horse Jerk-Off Footage is now part of the NG Legal Archives. It was fun while it lasted! Soon we'll all find out if that footage made it into the theatres.

Moving on... I decided to stick with the black background that I used over the past few days. How does everyone like the site, minus the mustard?

BIG NEWS! I just uploaded the newest production by Bentframe and Allergic to Life! This time around it is exclusive to Newgrounds, so you know you're in for a treat!

Ladies and gentlemen, step right up and see STAR WARZ: COLLEGE YEARS! That's right, the creators of Star Wars Gangsta Rap have started a whole series spoofing SW! Keep watching for more!

We also have a new spoof on the way in honor of Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes remake. Watch for it soon!

So to recap, here are today's questions. What do you think of the black background as opposed to the previous yellow, and what do you think of Star Warz: College Years? Did you prefer Gangsta Rap, or is this even better? Respond with your comments!

I don't mean to be rude, cause i have no talent, but that new star wars thing sucks ass!
-doug

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 11:16 PM Reply

I like the mustard better, and the new star wars is fuckin funny as hell

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 9th, 2001 @ 11:26 PM Reply

Dammit Tom! Don't you know change is bad! You'd best change it back to the mustard yellow! It looked more professional with the yellow. As for the new Star Wars, well it really sucked. The humor was really lame and it went way to slow. I expected a great finale but instead I get to be continued. The hell with that bullshit!

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 10th, 2001 @ 12:51 AM Reply

At 4/9/01 12:04 PM, TomFulp wrote: Moving on... I decided to stick with the black background that I used over the past few days. How does everyone like the site, minus the mustard?

AAAHHHHH!!!!!! BRING BACK THE MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummm... eh hem. well... please bring back the mustard it went a lot better with the site dealie...
-PWFman

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 10th, 2001 @ 04:46 AM Reply

To answer your other question... Not sure just how long until the subscriptions come into play. I'm considering the option of a whole new site that is spun off from Newgrounds - one that is MUCH MORE hardcore and doesn't have to worry about pleasing advertisers

That's a fucking great idea. It could solve the demographic issues that plague this site. Right now it seems like voting power is in the hands of the 12-14 year old male members who enjoy nude-girl slide shows and gallons of blood. We need a site for the big boys. 18 and over only. No need for a portal section - just the best of the best movies.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 10th, 2001 @ 07:31 AM Reply

Black background is much better. The links provide enough yellow.

There seems to have been much more work put into Gansta Rap, but College Years made me laugh harder..."Drunkeness leads to beer goggles", hehehe, "Besides, whiskey is the true Jedi's drink"! The thing I like best about the series is how close the voices sound. I also like the colored cloud effect in College Years.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 10th, 2001 @ 04:50 PM Reply

At 4/9/01 07:55 PM, dude92837 wrote: I really want to talk about the MPAA and the shit they fed u. Now this will be important to remember in this comment. I am part of the religion called "Mormon". Just 2 fridays ago, A mormon director got the rating for the movie called "Brigham City". I just saw it, and I am very pissed off that it got a PG-13 rating. But the movie was awesome! But the MPAA is on everyone's case, including titanic, those assholes think they can get away with showing kids pornigraphic pitcures? I don't think so! (If it wasn't for that, would there be sticktanic? heh) They gave it PG-13 rating as I said, and if any of you have seen god's army, it is the same director/producer/and writer. Tom, I know you were sneaking up, but I didn't know the MPAA fucks with the internet too! "Brigham City" Had no sex, only 2 swear words, which were hell, and hardly even a gorefest. Made by a mormon, for mormons, this has really pissed me off. Theaters are full for this movie, except for some mormons who disallow even themselfs to view such a movie. Now, they're pissing me off, because they have probably dishonored our religion, and they want to shut you down. I have wanted to email those bastard head-suckers about newgrounds, and also may I mention that I have emailed troma and I told them this, or something like this: "Hey, I live in utah too, and if you shut newgrounds down before spring break, which I am heading down to salt lake for a vacation during that time, I will come over there and slice your vaginas off!" Now I would be pissed if they shut u down! MPAA is selfish, first of, it isn't your fault that you made this clip avalible to the public. IT WAS ONLY A FUCKING SCENE FOR SOME LAUGHS, and I also may mention that I have it stored in my TEMP folder. So would it be legal if I grabbed a movie clip from my TV and put it in format for the internet on my website? Think again, even if it is already avalible to the public, like on TV, you could get sued. The MPAA can suck my dick, I'll just go ahead now and see fucking r-rated movies, (never seen one) because their rating system sucks, also, the untrusty and downright stupid loseristic rating for "Brigham City"!! If the MPAA emails you or anything, tell them to fuck off and suck their dicks, and shove it up your asswiping buttshit crack! Whatever that meant!

THE MPAA BLOWS, FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!
FUCK YOU MPAA!

Are Mormons allowed to talk like that? I guess so, seeing how the religion was founded as a joke to win a bet, meaning its not a real religion. Oh, and Titanic wasn't pornographic. It was, erm... art! Yeah, thats it. Art that gives me a large lump in my pants!

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 10th, 2001 @ 06:13 PM Reply

Moving on... I decided to stick with the black background that I used over the past few days. How does everyone like the site, minus the mustard?

i kinda miss the mustard actually.

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 10th, 2001 @ 07:47 PM Reply

Mormon is a real religion you asshole, and you should see my school of about 1000 kids, there all mormons, and of course I say fuck all the time! And art may give you lumps, boners, and bumps, and squeeges, but its downright sick.......
Fuck the MPAA!
but check out that movie.
Or click to the site for more info
http://www.brighamcitythemovie.com

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 10th, 2001 @ 11:55 PM Reply

YELLOW!!! YELLOW, it just doesn't lok right being black.... all my previous sites were a dreary black and some dark shade of colors... i figured out that some bright colors will change the user's mood and make himher want to see more...

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Response to Tom Green Footage, Star Wars, etc.! Apr. 11th, 2001 @ 02:09 AM Reply

I like the black background, please no more mustard.

I still like Star Wars Gangsta Rap, it was just a little better than Star Wars: College Years.