i had an eppiphany today that ya'll might consider "sinking to a new low"
I realized there was zero dollars in my wallet and that i was both hungry and thirsty.
however, These homeless men still would not quit hasseling me for change.
So this one bum was talking to me, and so i showed him my empty wallet. I screemed YOU HAVE 10 TIMES MORE MONEY THAN ME IN YOUR FUCKING CUP! YOU'LL BE DRINKING TONIGHT. I WONT BE. HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A FUCKING DOLLAR!
and when he refused i laughed and said, NOW YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS FUCKHEAD. JUST BECAUSE I AM WHITE DOESNT MEAN I HAVE MONEY YOU RACIST FUCK!
thats when i realized instead of letting myself get hasseled for money, i am going to hassel them for money.
A new low perhaps...
but in my mind 'tis brilliance.